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First for Riju is cutest there is

Mipha is a strictly worse Ruto.

When do you think they'll announce the timeline placement?

I'd like you to meet Risa a Gerudo who seems like she'd have been better served being born at the time when Gerudo took what they wanted

Probably after the next mainline game is announced, so 4-5 years.

When they feel like selling another book about it.

I finally got to start Breath of the Wild today and oh man it was worth the wait this game is everything I wanted it to be.

I WANT TO FUCK FI

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Careful not to get your dick cut off.

who here can I talk to about lolis

Mipah!

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Just think, when the amiibo comes out we'll finally find out what shield that is he's holding.

You can put lipstick on a fish but at the end of the day it's still a fish.

Is there any reason to believe that it isn't the Hylian Shield?

Hylian.

Ordon shield is wooden.

Cooking is a lot more enjoyable than it should be

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I WANT FI TO FUCK ME

How many lolis are there worth talking about outside of Riju and one or two Zora and Rito?

I think we all agree that traditional OoT/MM/TP style fishing should've been in the game though

You can put your dick in a vagina but at the end of the day it's still a vagina.

She does every time she decides you've lost your Master Sword privileges for the rest of the day.

Friendly reminder that if your waifu met you, she would dislike you severely.

>Zora
>Vagina
user...

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Can't prove or disprove it.

If the fish is cute I don't care

hostile reminder that

Majora's Mask includes some details about their reproductive cycle.

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This is probably the only place on the internet or elsewhere where people have discourse about whether fictional fish-people in a video game have vaginas. Not that there's anything wrong with it though, I find the discussion to be absolutely riveting

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People like you are not even fit to lick the feet of best girl.

Well, we know that at least one species of Zora lays eggs. It wouldn't be out of reason to suggest all Zora do.

Additionally most if not all species of fish have a cloaca. It's safe to assume zora would be similar.

Hey /lozg/,

I heard your waifu has giant ants!

WELL I NEVER

She did ship Link with Zelda back when she was alive but I think she'd appreciate a strong addition to her bloodline more than she would lament her OTP failing

The counterargument to the fish point is that the Zora in BoTW seem to be far more dolphin-like than they were in previous entries, and dolphin do in fact have vaginas

>"I thought I heard a name called out..."
Yeah, Link screaming for her to slow down just a small bit.

I think they appear less dolphin and more shark like.

I agree. Although King Dorephan's name is how a nip would say dolphin in English

there is also that old fuck Zora that looks like a Manta which are related to sharks.

If Gerudo are such good waifus they why does only one of them get a husbando in the entire game

Checkmate Gerudofags

Muzu did nothing wrong

I would just like to take a moment to put the mental image in your mind of Mipha in a traditional Gerudo costume.

>Rhondson gets married
>Perda gets a boyfriend

Also there's at least 2 Gerudo who confirm that they are only very recently married

It would probably look pretty similar to the look of the Zora who wear the guard breastplates

More than one Gerudo gets a husbando.

There's the Terrytown one and the Lover's Pond one for examples of Gerudo that hook up during the game.

Several Gerudo in the town have Husbands who live somewhere in Hylia.

Meanwhile only one Zora gets hooked up with her soulmate while the rest are either old as fuck or fawning over Sidon. One of them you actively cucked 100 years ago.

Suddenly realize I'm sad I didn't see any Gerudo enjoying the Zora's domain. Maybe they don't know how to swim. Would probably be cute in swim-wear.

she actually moved too slow for me. I was always ahead of her

Gerudo are for marriage and snuggle spooning.

You don't need to swim to get to Zora's Domain, and even if you did you would need to have the Zora Armor to scale the waterfalls. It's just a helluva lot more difficult to just walk there.

>Not being able to keep up
Sand-seal casual.

There's also no Gerudo in Rito territory. I guess Gerudo don't do wet and they don't do cold.

She's Ruto + Saria and is worse than both

Who ever said someone needed to swim to get there?

>tfw you will never be the big spoon to Riju's little spoon until she outgrows you and becomes the big spoon

>Master, I am about to disable your usage of the sword for the next 10 minutes. There is a 97% chance that the enemy you are fighting will kill you without it.
Fuck you too Fi.

Ruto had sass and Saria basically raised you.

Compared to that Mipha is completely uninteresting.

Gerudo in swim wear would change the rating of this game

Then stop using her to cut down trees and break rocks.

That's what you get for using her to chop down trees.

But they would be adorable in the snowquill set, even if it barely reached their knees and elbows.

The biggest abuse of her I pull though is using her to massacre Guardian Stalkers.

I like my fish fried with tartar sauce

With a side of smoked Hylian?

I use her until she is exhausted, and then switch to something else. The moment she is ready for another session, I start in with her again.

Nah if a Gerudo ever went into the snow they'd be decked head to toe in Ruby accessories. Gerudo don't do non-revealing clothing

How does one take larger screenshots? Uploading to Miiverse gives pictures for ants. I want to get some better reference pictures of Riju. Also, a picture of the smug look when she suggests Link doesn't want to leave the Gerudo city.

Lewd

What can I say, so far she has swallowed everything I asked of her and always comes back for more.

you mean this look. It's not her smuggest

AS to your question go to the Image Uploader and link a social media account. I use Tumblr

What is the guards expression trying to convey?

Is that a feature on the WiiU?

Yeah, when you access your web browser in the middle of gameplay, you can upload a screenshot for games that have it enabled.
You could even upload screenshots right to this thread!

Hunger

Yes. I'm on Wii U just go to your browsers homepage or bookmarks it's on one or both

I just gave up, made her stay quiet, jumped off the sea lion and dashed to the beast everytime it was close. When he was trying to send me a thunder, I dashed towards Riji again.

Thank you! Does Imgur work?

Basically what I did too. Tried to shoot as many feet in one volley as possible.

>I'm monitoring this conversation

Does the Wii U version have less stutter on the gamepad? I've heard and seen videos of the Wii U version's framerate drops, but I've almost never encountered them myself (and the few times I did, they were minor, brief, and unobtrusive, unlike what seems to be common).

Experiment

My WiiU never had stutter on either screen.

Thanks for all the sickles you fucking assholes, I'm gonna save these so I can shank you with them later

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There is a funny quirk of the human brain, that it can be very susceptible to suggestion. For example, this post. While your conscious mind is only this far, your subconscious has read to the end of the post already. By reading this post at all, you are now programmed to have a peculiar dream tonight. You will be Link, and you will need to buy bananas from the local grocery store. Urbosa will be with you to help, but she will of course be wearing the Boomerang Brothers costume as seen in Super Mario 3D World. The Yiga have destroyed you car, and you will have to make the trip on foot as various Octoroks try to steal your pants. You will be on this quest all night, and will never actually reach the store.

>You'll never be Link and get to fuck that ass every day

That sounds like the start to an interesting journey.
It needs to start off with "You're probably wondering how i got here" and i'm sold.

Doujin of this stat.

That artist actually has done some vanilla Link x Zelda porn doujins

I hope they do a BotW one

Éowyn please, you just can't compete with a race that lives far longer than you

>artist did a doujin with TP Link and Zelda of all things

>dude help me find my wife :(
>ok where could she be
>iunno maybe someplace between Zora River and Lake Hylia
>like a good couple miles of river
>help me Link
>check the entire river downstream
>she ain't anywhere
I hate this fish fucker, and yet I don't want to get her location spoiled.
What a pickle.

All the way at the lake, masturbating in a shallow area near an island.

It's pretty cute though

I've fapped to it several times

She is not in any river.
That all I'll say

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