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When do you think they'll announce the timeline placement?
Carter Thompson
I'd like you to meet Risa a Gerudo who seems like she'd have been better served being born at the time when Gerudo took what they wanted
Asher Gutierrez
Probably after the next mainline game is announced, so 4-5 years.
Hudson Parker
When they feel like selling another book about it.
Austin Reyes
I finally got to start Breath of the Wild today and oh man it was worth the wait this game is everything I wanted it to be.
Julian Morgan
I WANT TO FUCK FI
John Baker
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Nathan Perez
Careful not to get your dick cut off.
Benjamin Sanchez
who here can I talk to about lolis
Owen Hughes
Mipah!
Elijah Ross
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Benjamin Rogers
Just think, when the amiibo comes out we'll finally find out what shield that is he's holding.
Nathaniel Moore
You can put lipstick on a fish but at the end of the day it's still a fish.
Nathaniel Rogers
Is there any reason to believe that it isn't the Hylian Shield?
Lucas Jones
Hylian.
Ordon shield is wooden.
Andrew Collins
Cooking is a lot more enjoyable than it should be
Camden Phillips
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Luis Davis
I WANT FI TO FUCK ME
Dylan Mitchell
How many lolis are there worth talking about outside of Riju and one or two Zora and Rito?
Jackson Cooper
I think we all agree that traditional OoT/MM/TP style fishing should've been in the game though
Adam Hughes
You can put your dick in a vagina but at the end of the day it's still a vagina.
Kevin James
She does every time she decides you've lost your Master Sword privileges for the rest of the day.
Oliver Scott
Friendly reminder that if your waifu met you, she would dislike you severely.
Jacob Barnes
>Zora >Vagina user...
Eli Gomez
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Jordan Clark
Can't prove or disprove it.
Luke Perry
If the fish is cute I don't care
Connor Gomez
hostile reminder that
Samuel Scott
Majora's Mask includes some details about their reproductive cycle.
Nicholas Turner
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Wyatt Wilson
This is probably the only place on the internet or elsewhere where people have discourse about whether fictional fish-people in a video game have vaginas. Not that there's anything wrong with it though, I find the discussion to be absolutely riveting
Lincoln Long
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Adam Green
People like you are not even fit to lick the feet of best girl.
Well, we know that at least one species of Zora lays eggs. It wouldn't be out of reason to suggest all Zora do.
Additionally most if not all species of fish have a cloaca. It's safe to assume zora would be similar.
Samuel Ward
Hey /lozg/,
I heard your waifu has giant ants!
Joshua Wood
WELL I NEVER
Tyler Hughes
She did ship Link with Zelda back when she was alive but I think she'd appreciate a strong addition to her bloodline more than she would lament her OTP failing
Nathaniel Robinson
The counterargument to the fish point is that the Zora in BoTW seem to be far more dolphin-like than they were in previous entries, and dolphin do in fact have vaginas
Anthony Phillips
>"I thought I heard a name called out..." Yeah, Link screaming for her to slow down just a small bit.
Benjamin Lewis
I think they appear less dolphin and more shark like.
Sebastian Martinez
I agree. Although King Dorephan's name is how a nip would say dolphin in English
Tyler Wilson
there is also that old fuck Zora that looks like a Manta which are related to sharks.
Ayden Allen
If Gerudo are such good waifus they why does only one of them get a husbando in the entire game
Checkmate Gerudofags
Gavin Allen
Muzu did nothing wrong
Hudson Garcia
I would just like to take a moment to put the mental image in your mind of Mipha in a traditional Gerudo costume.
Christian Mitchell
>Rhondson gets married >Perda gets a boyfriend
Also there's at least 2 Gerudo who confirm that they are only very recently married
Brody Ross
It would probably look pretty similar to the look of the Zora who wear the guard breastplates
Ryder Ross
More than one Gerudo gets a husbando.
There's the Terrytown one and the Lover's Pond one for examples of Gerudo that hook up during the game.
Several Gerudo in the town have Husbands who live somewhere in Hylia.
Meanwhile only one Zora gets hooked up with her soulmate while the rest are either old as fuck or fawning over Sidon. One of them you actively cucked 100 years ago.
Jaxon Lopez
Suddenly realize I'm sad I didn't see any Gerudo enjoying the Zora's domain. Maybe they don't know how to swim. Would probably be cute in swim-wear.
Jose Cruz
she actually moved too slow for me. I was always ahead of her
Luke Harris
Gerudo are for marriage and snuggle spooning.
Parker Adams
You don't need to swim to get to Zora's Domain, and even if you did you would need to have the Zora Armor to scale the waterfalls. It's just a helluva lot more difficult to just walk there.
Landon Rogers
>Not being able to keep up Sand-seal casual.
Luke Cooper
There's also no Gerudo in Rito territory. I guess Gerudo don't do wet and they don't do cold.
Brody Watson
She's Ruto + Saria and is worse than both
Jason Torres
Who ever said someone needed to swim to get there?
Isaac Sanders
>tfw you will never be the big spoon to Riju's little spoon until she outgrows you and becomes the big spoon
Jayden Foster
>Master, I am about to disable your usage of the sword for the next 10 minutes. There is a 97% chance that the enemy you are fighting will kill you without it. Fuck you too Fi.
Jeremiah Howard
Ruto had sass and Saria basically raised you.
Compared to that Mipha is completely uninteresting.
Jace Thomas
Gerudo in swim wear would change the rating of this game
James Smith
Then stop using her to cut down trees and break rocks.
Owen Thomas
That's what you get for using her to chop down trees.
Daniel Adams
But they would be adorable in the snowquill set, even if it barely reached their knees and elbows.
Joseph Barnes
The biggest abuse of her I pull though is using her to massacre Guardian Stalkers.
Joshua Powell
I like my fish fried with tartar sauce
William Clark
With a side of smoked Hylian?
Ayden Walker
I use her until she is exhausted, and then switch to something else. The moment she is ready for another session, I start in with her again.
Wyatt Hall
Nah if a Gerudo ever went into the snow they'd be decked head to toe in Ruby accessories. Gerudo don't do non-revealing clothing
Grayson Wood
How does one take larger screenshots? Uploading to Miiverse gives pictures for ants. I want to get some better reference pictures of Riju. Also, a picture of the smug look when she suggests Link doesn't want to leave the Gerudo city.
John Wright
Lewd
Bentley Barnes
What can I say, so far she has swallowed everything I asked of her and always comes back for more.
Landon Cook
you mean this look. It's not her smuggest
AS to your question go to the Image Uploader and link a social media account. I use Tumblr
Xavier James
What is the guards expression trying to convey?
Evan Green
Is that a feature on the WiiU?
Ian Gomez
Yeah, when you access your web browser in the middle of gameplay, you can upload a screenshot for games that have it enabled. You could even upload screenshots right to this thread!
Ayden Garcia
Hunger
Xavier Hernandez
Yes. I'm on Wii U just go to your browsers homepage or bookmarks it's on one or both
Hudson Cook
I just gave up, made her stay quiet, jumped off the sea lion and dashed to the beast everytime it was close. When he was trying to send me a thunder, I dashed towards Riji again.
Nolan Sanchez
Thank you! Does Imgur work?
Landon Thomas
Basically what I did too. Tried to shoot as many feet in one volley as possible.
Jackson Reyes
>I'm monitoring this conversation
Michael Reyes
Does the Wii U version have less stutter on the gamepad? I've heard and seen videos of the Wii U version's framerate drops, but I've almost never encountered them myself (and the few times I did, they were minor, brief, and unobtrusive, unlike what seems to be common).
Sebastian Campbell
Experiment
Ian Wood
My WiiU never had stutter on either screen.
Blake Stewart
Thanks for all the sickles you fucking assholes, I'm gonna save these so I can shank you with them later
Ayden Fisher
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Josiah Brown
There is a funny quirk of the human brain, that it can be very susceptible to suggestion. For example, this post. While your conscious mind is only this far, your subconscious has read to the end of the post already. By reading this post at all, you are now programmed to have a peculiar dream tonight. You will be Link, and you will need to buy bananas from the local grocery store. Urbosa will be with you to help, but she will of course be wearing the Boomerang Brothers costume as seen in Super Mario 3D World. The Yiga have destroyed you car, and you will have to make the trip on foot as various Octoroks try to steal your pants. You will be on this quest all night, and will never actually reach the store.
Landon Mitchell
>You'll never be Link and get to fuck that ass every day
Adam Evans
That sounds like the start to an interesting journey. It needs to start off with "You're probably wondering how i got here" and i'm sold.
Brody Cooper
Doujin of this stat.
Luis Cox
That artist actually has done some vanilla Link x Zelda porn doujins
I hope they do a BotW one
Alexander Stewart
Éowyn please, you just can't compete with a race that lives far longer than you
Adrian Green
>artist did a doujin with TP Link and Zelda of all things
Asher Evans
>dude help me find my wife :( >ok where could she be >iunno maybe someplace between Zora River and Lake Hylia >like a good couple miles of river >help me Link >check the entire river downstream >she ain't anywhere I hate this fish fucker, and yet I don't want to get her location spoiled. What a pickle.
Christian Wood
All the way at the lake, masturbating in a shallow area near an island.