/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

does the 3/6 means 3 out of 6 people actually know how to play the game?

Is my little brother autistic?
>he has 1700 h on tf2
>he just now figured out you could croutch jump and thinks hats and weapons = skill
>he also deleted the achievement hats i got for him

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Depends. How old is he, and how often is he encouraged to think critically about things?

Lots of people both young and old have poorly developed intellectual skills for actually parsing out the meta of a game or logical deduction skills for determining the best course of action.

He is 11 and the definition of a kid with a sugar rush but its 24/7
School is average as far as i know.

Well there you go. He's 11. Hasn't even hit puberty yet. Right in the middle of squeaker age range. Can't expect much from most kids his age.

Any good TF2 pepes? I want a funny pic for my Objector

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the OP photo makes me want to die
post spys
ayy lmao

I have played for 6 years and he has only for 2.
How the fuck do you not figure out that you can croutch jump i 1700 hours.
I knew that in my first 2-3 hours.

I need links to profiles.
Cancerous profiles.
Right now.

You already have your profile user

steamcommunity.com/id/flurryheart/

You need to show your brother primal love user.
Violate his boy parts and seize his ass

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I'm working on making it as cancerous as possible but I ran out of inspiration

steamcommunity.com/id/0w0whatsthis

>still going after vibri
>adding people who are friends with vibri, pretending to make friends to get close to him and then just deleting them when it doesn't work
>is a borderline pedo who nearly fucked a 13 year old

eugghhh well its pretty disgusting as is user keep up the good work

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Is this supposed to just make anyone that reads it mad?

epic

Hey its your best furry friend XionanG. I'm looking for some hot butt smacking furry erp action. I'm talking about furry balls to the wall erpin. I want some hyper fur butt and some hyper fur cock. I will not say no to any type of fur. I will lick the shit out of your fur. Fur n shit in my mouth. Oh god its the furkin best. I want all types of furfaggots. I am talkin about single furrys, sexual furries, scale furrys , pony furrys , fat furrys , gender fluid furrys , cucked furrys , skeleton furrys , black neet furrys , hawaiian cucked furrys , australian furrys, peddophile furrys, trans furrys, girl furrys, turtle furrys , british furrys, niggerkin black british furrys , qt fuck boy furrys, foot rest furrys, and jew furrys. I just want you to come and fur cuck my shit up bro. Come on down tot he tf2g irc and add me at steamcommunity.com//id/XionxanG for all the furry needs

>german
Not suprised

That has to be ironic. There is no way

fukkin saved

If your profile looks like that "ironically"

I am judging you anyway

You still have issues

Mask needs help

i spent tons of time on my chart but i'm afraid to post it first

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stop posting this

>Düsseldorf
When will they learn

steamcommunity.com/id/ShootMeForTwelveDollars/

>Autistic drawfag.
>Is a gay.
>Avatarfag.

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It is time

reminder that one day the furries will unite the aryan & anglo teutonic peoples under one flag to preserve the white race and be a bulwark against islam

except the gay ones they get gassed

This is really cool when shitmaker puts you on the losing team who can't do anything by they own.

What are some funny images to put on an Objector? I was thinking this but idk

If nobody gets it in the next ten posts, Ill just draw this guy's loadout.
Poor guy's been getting unlucky in these.

Bisexual, actually. The rest is 'accurate' enough.

your fav album / hentai reaction / filthyfrank & c. memes

ooga booga

mooga kooga

mysoldier4340303.jpg

mysolider1222.png

actually.

is your soldier your waifu because that's the only way this is acceptable

Yea, he's my husbando.

it's ok then. i have 2593 images of my waifu right now

Good show, friend. I'm sure you have excellent tastes.

Hoping for a winner

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Newfig here. Can you actually put porn in the sign? I want to go around with one in a valve server ironically

Yes you can, I haven't been ban/kick from a server yet.

People don't give a shit about a sign.

valve doesn't give a shit
doing things ironically is worse than doing them unironically most of the time though

it isn't porn if it's art

ebin :D

>he just now figured out you could croutch jump
>He is 11
Pretty normal.
>and thinks hats and weapons = skill
No, most people take it like that and sometimes they're not wrong either.
Just don't let him contact with strangers too much in the name of trading. If anything try to educate him on people's skills and how to identify them, so he wouldn't end up pocketing a unusual wearing demoknight/sniper/spy or a tradefag.
Teach him general meta. I'm not talking about 6s shit, but it'd be pretty good if he can have some general gamesense. Don't be too pushy, he'll end up asking you when he loses too much anyway.

>doing things ironically is worse than doing them unironically
I bet you are boring and don't have any kind of humor

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the same goes for you if you find putting a dog with tits on a virtual sign for the sake of irony funny

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i like looking at furry boobies but i'm not a furry and i wouldn't fuck an anthropomorphic animal i just want to cuddle a doggirl like a pet not in a sexual way that's all ;(

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>putting a dog with tits on a virtual sign ironicallyis worse than doing it ironically
I'm going to stop arguing with you because you seem like a madman

I want to fuck an anime girl, so i put an anime girl porn on my sign. I don't see a problem.

Holy fuck I can't write
I meant:
>putting dog a with tits on a virtual sign ironically is worse than doing it unironically
I'm also going to stop arguing with you because now I look like the madman now :(

the problem is if you get horny while playing you get distracted

furry porn might give you an erection but it doesn't make your brain go into "i have to nut right fucking now" mode. skin is what does it.

tf2 only exist because of the madmen that are trying to keep this game alive

Why do shitters votekick me for 1 in 3 casual games.
Its for the most retarded reasons

>"He has 3x the score of anyone else!"
>"He shot me throug the wall!"
>"He shot me through the floor!"
>"Medics cant uber that often..."
>"He headshots me every time!" (I was using stock revolver)

>steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=901219658
How the fuck do you even make something like this work

move up in the evolutionary tree to lobbies, or maybe community servers

You should you know stop hacking

charts?

Someone trade me another soldier shirt painted yellow for this one.

sended ;)

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>Cheaters Lament
>tfw I was one of the people that didn't idle and still didn't get it

How come they didn't re-release the Lament again, or perhaps a new version of sort with people against using SAM/those achievement servers with commands of !milestone/!giveitems/etc.

I know those people aren't VAC ban.

>No templates

Rude

yall sound like no fun

it wasn't really meant for that

blz bost template

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I wanna get a feel for TF2g
post your
1.main w/ a picture
2. sexual orentation
3. religion
4. sex
5. age
6. relationship status
7. favorite show/movie right now
8. how you feel at this very moment

1. done
2. bisexual
3. agnostic
4. male (kinda femme)
5.19
6. single
7. samurai jack season 5
8. stressin and tired

bost the oder one plz

Should I get this set? It's around 20 keys

what if you dont have a main :(

>pink
no

9. your address
10. your full name
11. credit card number
12. penis lenght and girth
13. exact diameter of your butthole, relaxes and stretched

2. Gay
3. Atheist
4. Male
5. 19
6. Open Relationship
7. Most things on Adult Swim
8. Stressed

you could get a cancerous unusual for about the same, so sure

2. What is love
3. F*ck
4. Penis
5. 18
6. youtu.be/EUm5-1x1LfA
7. Samurai Jack season 5 I guess, not too into TV
8. Kinda shitty

How much do you think fempyro weighs without her suit

70kg

straight
agnostic
male (male)
27
single
samrai jack season 5
devastated because one of my irl friends commited suicide last week and I can't attend the funeral

1. Pyro, too
2. Straight
3. Agnostic
4. Male
5. Almost 24
6. Single
7. WALL-E
8. Happy. Kinda sleepy. Full. Waiting on the Homies