Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

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Why haven't you purchased a Suzuki Haybusa yet? Do you like being slow and expensive?

>0.02 cents has been deposited into your account

because weather exists

hmmmmmmm

Never heard of this car. Can it beat the brand new Type R?

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Vettes are cool. Always have been cool imo. What's O's fave vettes?

Can't climb a hill without overheating

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>looks as good or better than an Aston Martin
I'm gonna have to stop you before the heat does

Love aston martins, but they do look really samey.
Always liked the v12 vantage.

>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
dude what

Most of the people who own them are old guys, so that's pretty much your culture

I've actually fallen in love with the DB11. It's definitely more evolution than revolution, but I still think it moves the Aston shape forward in a nice-looking way.

you're mentally ill

astons used to look great 5years ago, but now they look dated and bland even compared to the godvette.
pic related is the current pinnacle of true automotive beauty.

Listen to this guy Only drive it during blizzards and your good to go.

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=jbcJP-CKydc

lol

forgot my name

the aston martin is faster aswell lol

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Corfefe

loooool

>looks better than ferrari
Not in your lifetime sport

the car in ops picture looks 10x better than the ugly one you posted

Not many young people can afford or justify a car that's twice as expensive and half as useful as a family sedan.

nope

DELETE THIS

No I am not going to delete it

Are you actually mentally disabled

i don't think that ferrari looks good, so no

popularmechanics.com/cars/a10403/taking-the-2014-chevy-corvette-on-a-fuel-economy-run-16686407/

>v8
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>ever
fueleconomy.gov/feg/bymodel/2013_Chevrolet_Corvette.shtml

see

Overheats on the track

disproven myth

see
citation needed

This

but does it get 37 mpg when going fast?

I could tolerate it until I saw the goofy as mirrors what the fuck

*ass

"Well, we could stop it from overheating but then it wouldn't look as purty"

>Starts at only $50k

I think thats more of an opinion based argument.

>Goofy
More like space age tier advanced reflection receptacles. It's an italian thing you wouldn't understand and no, your Gucci belt won't help you do so.

The 3edgy5me styling is a put off.

Not paying $50k+ to drive around in something that looks like it was designed by children that never left their hotwheels obsession behind.

>the damage control has begun
Better luck next year, bud.

I have a gravel driveway.

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What does this post imply? That you're not going to buy a sports car because it doesnt have 4WD? What kind of retarded idea is that?

It was supposed to turn in order to avoid the gravel.
It didn't.
Would you buy a sports car that won't turn?

Because I'm poor as fuck

>Starts at $50k
>insurance more than payments
>repairs moer than insurance

If I was going to waste that many shekels I'd modify a miata and go through a new engine/drivetrain every year.

More of a racing slicks and retarded problem than an RWD problem

>motoGP
>someone rides through a gravel trap
>crashes
>real life
>someone rides down a gravel road and has fun with all the mini-skids
>wtf i like gravel now?

>Auto has 8 close gears
>they won't give us this even with a track-spec 8 speed sequential manual

Fuck off chevy

Fucking underrated

Get this man a god damn internet, hell get em 2

>he insures his vehicles

an absolute requirement with corvettes

i spit out my drink. LOL

Because it looks like a wet sock? Buying a corvette is such a lazy and boring decision

I haven't given up yet

you can tell people on Veeky Forums are really upset at the corvette for some reason.
I wounder what/who could have caused this?

It's just going so fast you think it's standing still

>who caused this
soviet probably. he messed up prezo's brain 3 years ago so prezo keeps spamming these threads

i have alphonse's name and address, should i post?

OMG DELETE THIS!!!

pic is him btw