At least I'm alive

At least I'm alive....

The engine in the Evo blew, and not because of that tune, you fuckwads. It was my fault for trying to bring it above 3.5k rpm, where it shouldn't be at any given time. The wheels locked up, and it spun and hit a telephone pole that was a foot to far forwards, I knew that once I saw it when my car was spinning at 80 mp/h. I mean, It wasn't like I was doing 100 in a construction zone again.

Anyways, I'm looking at getting another car to total, and I wanted to make sure I got something rare.

Literally who?

I was hoping you wouldn't be okay because then I didn't need to read your fucking blog post.

I don't understand what's happening here, and I don't think I care much

Pretty much this.

>how do you lock up the wheels enough to spin out by 'bringing it up to 3.5k rpm' at 80mph

Sounds like you went 5 > 2 in the middle of a corner and span out.

Here's your (You).

>3500 rpm
how the fuck did you blow an engine doing that?

>3.5k
earth to idiot no engine will blow up at that low of an RPM you just gave away that you wrecked your car because you cant drive

>trying to bring it above 3.5k rpm, where it shouldn't be at any given time
When did Mitsubishi start using massive diesel engines in the Evo?

This hurts knowing you fucked that beautiful machine up and can't even give a treequinox tier story on how you did it.

what car is that? and where's the chicken.

>3.5k
Did you fucking diesel swap it?

My cammed SBF isn't even scary at 3.5k wtf were you doing?

>drive like a complete moron
>crash

wooooooooooow dude

look, I'm breaking

ack ack ack

>3500rpm
What the fuck were you running in that, a two-stroke truck V12? How do you blow at 3.5k?

Idk who you are.. But this is exactly what I'd expect from a tripfag.
>Hurr I shifted down to 3.5k and blew my motor, yeah sure you did.
What actually happened is you were going 80 and crashed into a fucking pole

good job money shifting.

Moderatly chuckle inducing bait.

>speeder speeding without a racetrack damages property and endangers his life yet again because he's too lazy to track it

Muh fuck police
Muh unnecessary laws
Muh no one's around
Muh safer to be faster than other cars
Muh only losers don't speed
Muh speed limits are a suggestion

>It was my fault
Yes it was.
>The wheels locked up
From what?
>telephone pole that was a foot to far forwards,
Going 80 mph in a regular street
>doing 100 in a construction zone again.
You will go to prison if you run over someone faggot.

Thank you for taking that piece of crap off of the road. Enjoy the insurance-premium bump.

Wheels locking up from revving to 3.5k?

wot

shit drivers general

>3.5k

He blew up because he early shifts to final gear and full throttles at low rpm

Trade for those rims bro?

>above 3.5k rpm
lel was it a diesel

go choke on your bfs cock

nice bait OP

not sure what you would get out from this, but it worked nonetheless

>leases an automatic frs
>totals an Evo

Inu please stop being a living shitpost

miles per per hour?