/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
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>MEG's updated Pastebin
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>MegSev adventures:
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>All previous Collages that we know of:
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>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

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Cora is cute. Vetra is best big sister.

> ywn be held in Jaals big strong arms

shame...

femshep sitting on saras face sfm soon

The Milky Way is an objectively good name for our galaxy

Reminder that Liara is the undisputed best waifu of all time.

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Could he crush you to death? I'm curious as to how they compare to humans in physical strength

Liara's Mac's little fetish rolled into one, blue jailbait

It aint too bad, I'm keeping my weapons current and tossing 5 kinetic Coil upgrades onto my melee for that free boost helps balance it out.

There are so many characters that are terrible we should really just start listing characters we don't want to airlock

I unironically need a TRIGGERED gif/webm to respond to this, the writing is so bad and it makes me angry

Hard to say, They may just be equivalent to a buff human guy.

They're much stronger than humans. Maybe even stronger than krogans.

Reminder.

Let's not airlock Suvi. The rest can go.

That's nice to watch

I bet.

What's the best boxes to buy /meg/?

Is it smart to save up or just buy a bunch of shitty ones?

Man, what a fucking view. It's a shame none of us will be alive to see it.

Expert is the best for funbucks, if you decided to spend actual dosh just go for the highest one

Everybody, even Mac, knew that they cant reach the level of previous Mass Effect's.
WHy did they develope MEA? why not just be done with the IP. even EA eggheads must've known its a bad investment after the ME3 screwup.

Why rape the corpse?

>Director Tann

No bully, he's trying his best

Because it makes money, ME3 made money too.

Has this general degenerated into waifu bullshit yet?

Kallo, Drack, Jaal, Vetra, Tann, Evfra, Lexi, Vorn, Tiran, Kesh, Bradley, Avitus, Raeka, Hayjer, Suvi, Avela, Sid, Dunn, Saelen

Everyone else can get spaced.

>just start listing characters we don't want to airlock
Everyone but Addison,Tann and Morda can stay.

>implying there was ever a starting point to degenerate from

ME3 was hyped up everywhere, alot of people where looking forward to it. but the backlash was big.
I cant see how MEA was a huge financial success with all the critic even before it was release. early access showed how flawd the game is. test werent too kind also. We cant know for sure until EA releases numbers or bins the ME franchise.

Yeah because critical and internet reception and dictates sale. Just take a look at COD franchise. Also in Mass Effect site news Aaryn Flynn says that millions joined the Andromeda journey.

There's no way it's getting binned. When DA2 came out, DA was a burgeoning series with little proven value, and that game genuinely. It also only sold 2.6 million copies as of last month. Yet they got a big budget sequel. ME is Bioware's most profitable series and even with the absolute worst projections, Andromeda is gonna sell a lot better than DA2 did.

Does that new combatives equipment in MP provide a decent bonus to pistols/assault rifles, or is it some paltry 10% bonus?

10%.

Mafia 3 got a similar reception and without any brand hype, it got to 5 million copies, the target sales of Andromeda.

Threadly /meg/ divegrass team post, please forgive the "general general" logo, new logo ideas are welcome

Info pastebin:

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We're still collecting new player names ideas, also please note that it'd be best to not have just the plain name; it'd be better to have a meme or a nickname (eg: "Instead of Garrus Vakarian", we'd have "Archangel" or something referencing calibrations).

Here's the pad with what we have so far, feel free to add suggestions if you have some:

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Not to say 10% isn't a decent bonus.

It's crazy how big their necks are when they never 'evolved' to need to hunt/kill with their jaws, or never had the need to protect their necks from natural predators.

>implying CoD is as big a cashcow as it was before
last CoD was a flop

>5 million sold is the goal
lmao, if the goal is this low no wonder the game was released in this sate.

>if the goal is this low
ME3 is the best selling entry of the franchise and it sold 5.4 million.

>last CoD was a flop
Last COD is the most sold game of 2016.
It sold less than BO3, but it's not a flop.

>Look at Concept Art
>Look at In-Game
I mean yeah nice ass but what went wrong with the chest?

>that low
FFXV, a game with 10 years of hype, sold 8 million.

Angarans have interesting anatomy, Ryder should have Lexi vivisect the Jaal.

>ME3 is the best selling entry of the franchise and it sold 5.4 million.
yes, really makes you think how developers dont aim for higher salesnumbers for the next installment.

>It sold less than BO3, but it's not a flop.
thats a flop, salenumbers have been going back constantly. since the last releases.

Not even the Reapers would have lasted until that , even if Shepard didn't exist.

I agree I want to know what that weird bone is for. Do they need it to protect organs or what

You think there was a way to make Andromeda garner as much hype as 3?
Even more after the debacle of 3's ending?

>thats a flop
So you don't know what you are talking about.
Underperforming is not a flop, much less when you are still the best selling game of the year.

Is that really bone? Could've been something else

Jaal is fat!

Some tests should have been performed the moment Peebee mentioned Angaran bioelectricity activating the remnant data core.

Looks like a large, sunken collar bone

Why is Jaal such a hideous fuckboy

>You think there was a way to make Andromeda garner as much hype as 3?
>Even more after the debacle of 3's ending?
that was my initial question, why would EA go this way in the first place? makes more sense to bet on games which didnt have a big backslash with the last installment.

>So you don't know what you are talking about.
its a flop in terms of Activisions expectations of salenumbers in comparision of how much money they pumped into this one, Infinite Warfare shouldve been the new innovative CoD because people got tired of the same old BO shit. if they cant get the salenumbers up the CoD series is gonna get binned aswell.

hate to defend EA/Bioware, but you are literally moving the goalposts again and again

>why would EA go this way in the first place?
Because it's still Mass Effect, the same reason why they decided to make Mafia 3 a Mafia game.
Name recognition.

>its a flop in terms of Activisions expectations of salenumbers
AKA, it underperformed.
A flop would have been selling 1 or 2 million copies, not 14.

Angara are basically Beta: The Alien.

what are you even talking about? where the fuck did I move a goalpost?

please do not bully Sara's boyfriend

They aren't talking about Alec

Scott?

Sara thinks boys are icky except for Scott.

>AKA, it underperformed.
focus on meaningless details as much as you want. its a flop regarding that it was supposed to catapult salenumbers back to MW days. the investment didnt pay off

>doesn't even realize it
/v/ pls go

>Sara's bulge
owo, whats this

It's a chastity belt to prevent alien rape

A flop means the game is a disaster regarding sales.
Battleborn is a flop, Crysis 3 is a flop, IW is not.

>I cant point my accusations out so I will just call you a /v/tard
apply yourself mongo

puffy

This Sara's parents wanted to protect their daughter.

Plot twist.

I just pointed out why its consider it a flop and you post the same shit about salenumbers again, are you retarded or to mad to understand the written word?

That doesn't happen. Sara laughs and pukes a little at the sight of angaran aliens.

>ywn spurt into Jaal's masculine womb

Visual proof of the opposite

>Jaal: The Trap
>indian production
Hello, Manveer.

Sounds like a Pathfinder (male) to me.

Would you romance Trap Jaal?

designated female at birth

>10000x10000
why

Sara doesn't get raped by purple squid-cobras, she's smart enough to prevent that.

Corrupted and Defiled by hard snake cocks.

Pure.

PURE

Sara's not N7, this is obviously a shop or a case of mistaken identity.

Jaal is such a slut, kissing random people.

Phoneposters need to get spaced.

He flirts with the whole Tempest. If it has a hole, he'll go at it.

Sorry what?

Big deal, Ryder even goes at things that have no holes.

This is how you treat the angara.

Footage of indoctrination, delete it.

For the extra smug

Ok, I finished the main story of MEA. I must say that the space cutscene were quite impressive, and the Remnant city was really pretty.

I'm disappointed in the lack of overall summary of the consequences of your actions. Even DAI had an end exposition where you could see how much you fucked up or not

Also SAM is a total bro, I wish he was secretly lawful evil or some shit like that, that would have been fun if he proposed you to corrupt humanity with his system or some shit

She's lulling him into a false sense of complacency so she can suplex him.

Wanna know about the Asari, user?

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Who's better at flirting? Sara or her bro?

Going to stab him in the back

Sure why not I love your voice Cora.

I wish you could remove her visor - her eyes are beautiful.

alt look for companions when

her visor and peebee face paint really bothers me

Both are pretty bad, I vote for SAM.

PeeBee would look weird without the smudge.

yeah, like the 2 hundreds of other sameface asari

>Vetra will never playfully mock your height while cuddling you