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>FINAL FANTASY® XIV: STORMBLOOD™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION [PC] Pre-Order
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>Hatching-tide Easter Event Info
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Hatching_tide/

>Callback Campaign
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

>Patch 3.56 Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/26738a49887f2b9f9e6b0aa67ae5f7d1a09dd1f2

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/

>New info on class changes for 4.0
/r/ffxiv/comments/5xrv3u/more_information_from_korean_live_letter/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
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Previously on /xivg/:

1st for be nice to people for once

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I'm the nicest right now I've ever been. I haven't yelled in 12 hours.

xth for Rawhide Kobayashi

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Caturday afternoon

Midlander stretch is very high tier

hey

Anyone wants to do anything on Aether? Im so bored and lonely

being nice just marks you as a target for people to take advantage of you though

Fray? I know not of anyone by that name.

That cat doesn't look amused.

But I'm always nice to people.

ahh the 6' tall, 12" long cat on the left

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How do I make non grown man friends who won't just drop me as soon as they realize I don't want to date? Do I have to fanta to a male char to work as a filter before talking to anyone? I don't even play on Balmung.

adelais post

posting quality lizard butt

All the friends I've made are still my friends after they knew that fact. Maybe you should just find better cliques. :3c

Not really, but people here will think you're fake for being nice and I hate it

not even

Adelais is anything but nice though.

adelais is nice 2 my cock tbqh

Sorry...

Cute blue elezen on the right!

incredibly accurate

round two

Machinist looks fun, would it be a bad idea for a new player to pursue it?

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Yeah since you need to be level 50 to unlock it and it then starts back at 30

Kiss you fuccing dingus. Put on a bikini and show us your eggo mount.

>roll decently high
>about 90% of the people leave
>only got a few people to roll against
>feeling good
>last guy is taking his sweet ass time to roll on it for no reason
>he ends up rolling 3 high than me

This happens on every single roll where I want something. Every time without fail. Someone always rolls just a tiny tiny bit higher and I can never ever roll a 99 to save my life. This is so infuriating. I never get fucking anything. Any luck I had on drops was 2 fucking years ago and not a single time have I been able to get anything else since then. I'm always the very last person to get a mount from bird/pony farms. I'm always the last to get armor/weapons from raids. God forbid I ever try to get something like a minion because that'll never happen unless everyone leaves the instance and doesn't roll on it. Fuck I hate this.

Why would I do that? You just called me a dingus!

kiss you are my favourite ebin

Reminder that unlike wind up slut bosses, the wind up succubus rewards you for your hard work, is always there for you, and will hug your shoulder when you're feeling down instead of just coldly floating around judging you.

/patpatpat ganbatte user-kun

c@

congrats guffy

Oh...

congrats guffy

{/pet}

Late response.

Still around?

just do it you dangus!

I don't feel like logging in, sorry kid.

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Yeah. Do you have anything in mind, user?

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i want to fuck wind up succubus

why do random fucking losers go make alts and take bikini pics like insufferable retards as of late, go away, the models all look the fucking same undressed and your screens are trash

rouletts or something i guess

your autistic babbling isn't going to stop me from uploading these every day :-)
stay mad

Is this better sweetie?

wow I hate you now

Yeah, who the heck makes alts to take bikini pics? What a bunch of insufferable retards with trash screens!

shortman..

Miqo'te (male)

I meant mechanically.

good posts

That seems to be the norm, Norm.
haha...
That's me...

that is an alt i made on jenova

Okay, I have one more gear to get before I can get a Shire weapon. I normally prioritize getting SMN stuff, but it's hard finding parties to let me into parties. I've seen learning parties locking jobs. Should I just get the WAR weapon and get that geared up instead?

I like you

Sounds good, make a private pf?

Yes. I'm hard. Polish those gauntlets.

why are elezen faces always so weird

>catboy
no wonder you need to use a shire weapon all catboys are garbage

They aren't meant to look hot by 30 year old shutin standards

shire weapon is really bad for warriors

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>catboys

Is the Zurvan weapon better?

Just level drk and run Zurvan you dumbshit, anyone who plays 'one' tank is absolute shit, by the time you spend grinding a shire weapon you could have levelled drk and gotten it from zurvex

The face is like the only part of an elezen that DOESN'T look weird

yes, its 3rd bis behind Alexandrian and relic

Why are elezen faces always so CUTE*

>rio is inhabiting the same server as me and isn't in my apartment right now

wtf? someone explain this please!

Thanks, want to share some bad jokes or play the game together or something?
I might even log in if you say yes, since I'm no longer busy. What a good deal!

you make it and I'll join yours.

>tfw you kind of want friends in game but every time you make any you end up shy and antisocial and abandon your character to avoid people

I have a DRK actually, got that to 60 first. I just prefer WAR and I've got Gladiator up a bit, but I'm not leveling anymore combat classes til Stormblood. Is that better for Zurvan?
Ah, that's awesome, I kind of understand how Zurvan works.

when is yoshi going to stop being a hack and make the bunny suit no longer gender locked

Never, they know better than that.

Rio's back to catman?

Fuck, sure looks like it

I only do house visits if your home has an Odin that needs killing.

Delete this, I've seen enough Xaela that have lost their way in the pits of depravity as is.

>arcanist story
>Please Be Patient, I Have Autism: The Questline

I honestly can't decide if ACN or ARC is worse.

10/10 worst storylines in the game

I hope they'd add it before this season of Feast is over, but they won't
I need it for my pvp glim glam

More like
>please be patient, I am mentally wounded after being raped by a pirate lord

ACN was enjoyable, ARC I still need to do, LNC is the worst storyline.

>LNC is the worst storyline
>REEEEEEEE CRAVIES GET OUT

I think Marauder is the worst, you fight cows and hit rocks, just awful

lizard

We can agree that DRK had the best storyline though right

30-50 yes
50-60 was meh

server?

i wish I had a bigger dick

cerberus

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30-50 was better than 52-60. Although I did really enjoy beating up moogles and killing holy men/women But yeah, 30-50 DRK is best job story. That reveal at the end is fantastic.

We know, P'roci.

30-50 was great because it was basically just you going fucking insane and losing your shit on questgivers so hard it manifested into an evil version of you.
50-60 wasn't your story anymore; it was just you tagging along as a third party fuckboy to lizardman and his elfloli love quest.