Car goes THUMP as i'm driving

>car goes THUMP as i'm driving
>pull into parking lot immediately
>turn off, get out
>no sign of collision, nothing busted (i get pretty bad hypnosis when i'm bored)
>engine is fine not even hot as it was on literally 3 minutes
this also happened exiting a pretty busy intersection with cameras and cops so i would know if it was a collision, and the cars been running fine for about three days
am i going to die

You probably hit a bird.

Don't worry about it.

This. I hit my neighbors cat while i was pulling in to my driveway a few months ago. Stopped and got out to check, it was still twitching. Probably could have saved it but i just got back in my car and ran over it three more times then picked it up and stuffed it in their mailbox. I heard them having a meltdown a few hours later while i was in my garage working on my car. I felt kind of bad but started laughing really loudly. Had to shut the garage door since they started saying things like "is that laughing? Who's laughing"

what the FUCK user

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user

I got a thump when a bird hit my windshield while I was on the highway, he just bounced off, it's a good thing that it didn't do my windshield in, it has a huge crack going sideways already

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OP
What the fuck

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fucking lel

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Th-that is not ok

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That'll reel em in.

feline genocide best day of my life

>probably could have saved it
>ran it over 3 more times
There is something fundamentally wrong with your problem solving skills.

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Posts like these remind me of the Veeky Forums of the old. Offensive but still apolitical.

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I'm dying

can someone screenshot this thread please

fuck off, reddit nigger.

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smells like summer autism, how much money you save on your bus pass not using it to go to school

Did it scrape any paint ?

I kek'd, but still...

user please this has to be false

Kekkles

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user PLEASE

>drive shitbox
>rev away at high speed from a traffic light
>hear the sound of a bottle smashing and shattering
>speed away

>am I going to die
Yes user we are all going to die

user why

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What fucking car is that

It was supposed to be the new Stratos, but Ferrari REEEEEEE'd because it was based on the F430 and might cut into their sales, so it got canned.

Looks like the (new?) Lancia Stratos concept.

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>on the bus
>hear a *SCREEEEEEEEE* against the side of the bus
>go and inspect damage
>the paint is ruined
>friends relentlessly mock me for riding on such an ugly bus with low hp

user pls

(You)
Include me in the screencap xd

I hope someone runs you over three times and stuffs you into a mailbox.

How come nobody is asking "why the mailbox?"

I better not see this thread on r Veeky Forums

>having a meltdown
I'm glad this meme continues.

Fake

Relax anons. It was just a story.

i was the nigger that started forcing it the other day

didnt make it tho

Kek

For what purpose?

Haven't laughed this hard on Veeky Forums in a while

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