/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Irrational hatred edition

>FINAL FANTASY® XIV: STORMBLOOD™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION [PC] Pre-Order
store.na.square-enix.com/product/436377/final-fantasy-xiv-stormblood-collector-s-edition-pc

>Hatching-tide Easter Event Info
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Hatching_tide/

>Callback Campaign
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

>Patch 3.56 Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/26738a49887f2b9f9e6b0aa67ae5f7d1a09dd1f2

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/

>New info on class changes for 4.0
/r/ffxiv/comments/5xrv3u/more_information_from_korean_live_letter/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
pastebin.com/raw/pM6ezqfC

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Chemo is the best thing to happen to this thread I miss his wall of moonspeak

Can someone explain to me where my shoulders are going?

>not machinist edition
Missed a good opportunity there

youtube.com/watch?v=UgADDXyWJEE

have a good thread dudes

good meowning

Let's all be excellent to each other.

Hello.

excuse you i have a rational hatred of my inability to say anything interesting
ever

What product do i buy to get the game? they have many options
store.na.square-enix.com/final-fantasy-xiv

Reminder to not respond to pedophiles, they are not welcomed.

Epperson, guffy, liora,

go away kummer

Add sandcat to that list

add me to that list too

I'm going to marry a kind and helpful elezen~!

That is so confusing. I just got it like 1 1/2 weeks ago and there was an option for a $30 ARR and HW bundle somewhere.

store.na.square-enix.com/product/282822/final-fantasy-xiv-online-pc-download

This one. Remember to choose the correct platform(PC, Mac, PS4). You can also choose the bundle option which saves you some cash in the long run if you're already sold on the game. The store layout is kind of garbage.

i hate my fc

They keep saying things like "I'm a troll master xD"

it's pissing me off, but they're so retarded that I feel bad for leaving

alright but i'll be back, you cannot escape my wrath

How hard is it to find a female roes without boy parts

just play the victim card and act like an ewhore gamer girl, you'll have anyone on you

Fuck off, fucking homo

ty - I like to think i'm not retarded, but that store left me questioning.

Let them see the power of your dance!

Guess I can start working on getting the Gold Saucer dances now

wtf

I don't think most players put much thought into their characters' privates at all.

/7'2"&stackedg/

peeking

Lonely miqote looking for friends

pst

a-are there any companies a new player like me could join?

Fuck off Awena.

Good moewning

...

>typing with a stutter
no, fuck off fag

I would like to politely request that if you play NIN and you do not use Trick Attack that you play a different job

wind up succubus are made for fucking

no steppies

Can you cut meat

kid you gotta get your itemlevel up there if you wanna git gud

>going for titanic sawfish
>finally get double mooch combo at the right time
>THE FUCKING WEATHER SUDDENLY GOES TO CLOUDY AFTER BEING CLEAR AND SUNNY AAAAASKLFJDNVSFV

>havent played in over a year
>get back into it
>see that the last Alexander tier was released almost 8 months ago

..... what the fuck have yall been doing since then

Fuck off Paks.

I wasn't an ebin, right?

I'm sorry dad, is there any way you could forgive me?

If you're Guffy, failing the raids at every turn

Wind up succ is made for cute and headpats not fucking!!!

Yes, welcome to big fishing.

>using tome gear instead of raid gear and upgraded tome gear

good lizard

Good meowning!

Congrats, user, you still need to spend tomes

titanic sawfish is super easy to catch compared to the ones you have to catch for the next quest in that line

I know your struggles. This fucker has still eluded me for weeks. I WILL NOT GIVE UP plus I want to finish this quest god damn it

...

Anyone get a chuckle seeing people in 270s when it was relevant fuck up mechanics that a brain dead guinea pig can do

I wanna farm for a dravanian tunic of aiming. Which dungeon is faster, antitower or amdapor hard? I havn't done amdapor hard yet and I have very vague recollections of antitower from MSQ.

If I get the right mooch combo again, can I just go afk until the time slot rolls around again and mooch the Wahoo for the sawfish if the weather cooperates?

Antitower

go away

The world doesn't want me to clear anything, so here I am idling with the same ilvl I had 2 weeks ago and doing absolutely nothing.

Yes, that can work.
Looks like the weather will be right for the next window in an hour.
garlandtools.org/ffxivfisher/

Hot damn. Thanks.

what did I do...

Go back to sucking Noriko's dick you fucking tranny.

why did you break up with kissyscales

how should I proceed with gear progression? haven't played since february 2016. my smn is ilvl 225, should i just buy all 230 lore gear then farm alex?

Slutglams make the hunt grind less shit, also obligatory Highlander post.

why did you break up with flatscales

why did you breakup with noriscales

Which dps classes are the most genuinely fun to play?

are your nipples ok

Oh yeah norioko was a ebin that vanished too
And megu
And the buttfingerer

You can also run POTD until your eyes bleed for a kinna weapon to help.

I find NIN, MNK, BLM, BRD and DRG all fun. MCH is pretty nice, too

Summoner

what armor is that?

*sneaks up behind u*
*trick atacks u in the back*
*my parse explodes* 56230!
pshhhhhh....nothin' personnel............ kid............

Why did my wife, NORIKO MAKOTO, namechange to Iris Rheyu?

It isn't armor ya dingus

Is Ruin II suppose to replace Ruin?

To detour the memes like sugI

Highlander hempen chest, thav legs and sandals, grownman glasses.
idk about the gloves and arms.

Ruin 2 is what you use when you need to move, otherwise cast ruin 1.

how do crits work on dots senpai? like if I have a ninja skill that makes my next jutsu guaranteed crit and use it on doton will all of the dicks crit, or can dots even crit at all?

Gloves are thav

It's 3 times the MP of ruin 1 that's an instant with the same potency and a blind effect. Keep ruin 1 to avoid going dry while ruin 3 spam.

y dont they just make it so that ruin 2 goes out when you're moving and ruin 1 when you're standing still

i just noticed there was a penis
nice

It would have to be smart enough to adjust for lag or any latency. I can get a 2 second cast almost fully off while moving due to my latency so it would need something to make up for that.

We're you planning on going for all of them? Or were you just hunting that title?

Thanks
Yes sir
No thanks
I didn't break up with any scales, sorry.
Ya they're alright, thanks for asking.
If nori is your wife why can't you ask them?

more like taylor GAY


buy new socks

>ywn get high on oxy or xanax with kiss and hold his hand through creator savage

Get some lore pieces. You can also get i230 left side from weeping city. By doing void ark and weeping city you can get a couple of twines to get some 240 lore pieces. If you need a 240 wep do a8n 4 times for gears. I'm not sure how quick that will pop, but I also don't know what the quickest weapon upgrade will be for you. I hate to send you into potd, but that might be the quickest 255+ you can get. You just need to be i230 to do creator normal. I don't think they uncapped weekly gears so idk if you can get a shire wep from it quickly. Once you are i235 you can do dun scaith, which drops i260, I think it's still weekly locked. You can also get a quest to get a token for an i270 accessory each week.

The quickest way to get a 260 weapon is to do a10s and get 1k scripture (weekly cap 900), but I'm not sure if that's realistic for you unless you've got some friends. So failing that try and get a 265 from zurvan ex. You can do zurvan ex st i250.

I actually did buy new socks but I still like my striped ones the best.

Just wanted to knock the sawfish off my list of things to do and to finish up this quest. I really do enjoy fishing, but sometimes I have a lot of feelings about it. Mostly murderous.

wtf I love elezen now

wow cute catboy

>tank severely out DPSing a DPS

Hmmmm