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>Older threads
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>Helpful information for new players
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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.38
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115004482908

>Latest added content
socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60179/New-Land-Grab-Adversary-Mode-in-GTA-Online

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wen

When

WHEN

Remember Higgus

wHEN

w h e n ?

One seat cars when???

WH3N?

There would be no point because it wouldn't be able to go faster than any other car in the game, due to the speed cap that locks cars at 125.

next tuesday

When we get f1 cars

Apr 4, 2017

Are you blind or retarded?

I want more finn cars like the glendale.
Something like a 1972 Mercedes.

GAHHH give me more comfy cars.

Do you have autism? It was pretty clear in my post I was being sarcastic.

"The Turismo Classic is a retro design based on popular 1980s Ferrari models, particularly the Ferrari F40 in the overall body design, frontal fascia, and rims. It takes inspiration from the Ferrari Testarossa in its rear portion"

probably when they release the Infernus and Turismo "retro" models tho

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>You're a R* dev
>You have to choose 5 vehicles from IV to the Online
>No more vehicles from IV after that.
>Choose wisely

APC
Turismo
Hakumai
Chavos
Sentinel

>List of all the vehicles:
pastebin.com/ee4A3EgS

>naming your character

Hahahahahaha

I figured this was going to be an hour long process

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inmate centipede

t. guy who named his character "cum s l u t"

I bet shes your waifu too

Hahahahahahaha

rate my GTA character

hanna/10

I don't get the hype over this car in the last thread.

c-cute!

ew

I just wanted it for the aesthetics

>it's a 'level 10 hacker with minigun stickybombs and a rocket voltic shits up the session for everyone' session

It does look pretty nice. But, it handles like a water bed on shopping cart wheels even with full mods.

NEW SHIT WHEN? I WANT IT NOW GOD DAMN IT

>handles like a water bed on shopping cart wheels

Most muscle cars do, that's kind of the point.
Although I do wish muscle rims would fatten up the rear tires a bit, even if it didn't change the handling just having the car look like it's set up for drags when you change the tires would be cool.

washed up aunt who had too much cocaine
2/10

Fuck you, Benny

What program are you using to get that spec overlay?

MSI Afterburner

>be a R* dev
>hmm,do we need more vehicles from gta 4?
>Nah,fuck it,lets just do another useless adversary mode

Presidente
PMP600 Sport Wagon edition
Uranus
Marbelle
Contender mk1

>Bonus
spolerless comet

What car would best resemble a GT500?

weirdest loonie in gtag?

me

>IV to Online
That triggers my autism, items from a previous GTA kept exclusive to Online? Fuck that shit, I'll pretend it'll get added to SP as well.

Hakumai
Sabre
PMP600 (updated to 2013 Chrysler 300C/SRT)
Presidente (updated to 2016 ATS-V)
DF8-90

As if, faggot. I don't even have a whole day played as her.

Something tells me you're projecting...

They stopped adding stuff to SP almost two years ago, they're not going to start back up.

I know, bro. Still a shitty and scummy move to mistreat the very game they spent 5 years on, only to appeal to the half-assed Online mode that is barely holding together with silly string and band-aids.

So I just bought a key for this and didn't realize it was a social club
key not a steam key.

Fine whatever but why is this download so slow I get like 500kb/s..
Anyone know of a torrent/mega of most of the files legit so I don't have
to download from these shite servers?

Post how your M,T, and Fs look like

Sorry all I got is my MtF

tampa

This aint the first time u post your waifu, you are not fooling anyone, idiot

>other /gtag/ fags post their fem characters all the time on a daily basis
>*cricket chirps*
>I post the same photo of my character twice since I rarely use her, let alone play as her
>"lol its ur waifu"

lmao, insecure faggot trying too hard to hide the fact he's projecting. Sperg harder.

>spoiler

I only grab the ones that don't have a ducktail on them.

did somebody say post your waifu?
okay,postin dat waifu that everybody dreams of
is that a candy bar in your pocket,or you just happy to give me some shares,boss? ;^)

But the other gtag fags dont name their characters

>elena

Hahahahahaha

Seriously, this.

And you first posted her saying "post your good looking characters" like two days ago.

GG cunt eat my shit

just

How should I dress my Franklin, Trevor, and Michael?

They do, retard, and it's just a dumbass name, no wonder you're autistic enough to have such a minor thing make you go under a massive autistic breakdown.

>Hahahahahahaha
You need to be 18 to post here.

Nigga, the "post good looking characters" shit has been done since fucking forever on this general, you're only noticing it now because you're too retarded to remember. I've posted to the "good-looking characters" post with my male so many times, but when I do it with my female once, you faggots lose your shit like crybabies.

Anyhow, I'm done, I'm not replying to anymore of your spergs.

suit and tie
trucker
casual

I'm not only noticing it now you dumbcunt.

No one's losing their shit but you you spergian cumguzzler.

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Please, you're the only one who's losing his shit over a name of a virtual character, that's the epitome of autistic sperging. I've posted the character with the "good-looking" post literally once, and that was in the last general, so don't act like a retard and think you won't be called out for it.

Project harder, shit-eating cocksucker.

The game is infested with skids like a hooker with STDs right now.

>hahahahahahaha

lol

hahahahaha
when your family asks if you have a gf, do you tell them her name's elena uhuhuhuhuhu

You are replaying to the wrong user

>elena

Hahahahaha lolololo

>hahahahaha
>uhuhuhuhuhu

Why are you projecting your insecurities onto me, user? Do you have a crush on my character? With the way you're acting, it seems like it.

does anyone even has an adder anymore?

The nero exists no need to.

wut i thought they were the same things

I do, but I rarely drive it, let alone acknowledge its existence. The Nero basically made owning an Adder moot because it's similar, yet superior in every criteria.

Better interior, actual customization, a functioning aero-spoiler, and a more fluid handling.

What are you talking about, you have to name them when you make them.

*barfs*

>Playing SP
lol

He's an in-bred 12 year old autist, don't bother.

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content vhen

play landgrab, goy

>Adversary.
Not content.

Fuck you jamretinaz

new char, who dis

>responding to the guy that just reposts stuff from gtaforums

>crane mission in gta v
who asked for this

>he doesn't use a mod menu
why are you making the game worse for yourself?

Post some secretary Rule 34.

Comfyfags, but they didn't want odd-jobs as missions, they wanted them to be side-quests and mini games like in San Andreas to do in their free time.

Sadly, Rockstar fucked up because of ignorance like how they did with many parts of the game, and they never bothered to retcon it.

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Will this inside-joke stay for a long time, or will it be short-lived and die after tomorrow?

when?