Seat belts

Years of shitty computer chairs have me conditioned to sit sideways

So yeah I wear my seatbelt

No because I'm not a fucking faggot or woman.

100% compliance.

I used to only wear them if I had my window down. But it made a friend of mine really sad and I really didn't feel like doing that to her. I also usually wear them while offroading now, but the bench seat in my S10 doesn't do the best job of keeping me in place anyway so I kind of have to.

No because I don't live in fear

No, they look dorky.

>No, I don't like living if some other fuckwit crashes into me

What I see is even more retarded: People put on their seat belts and then put on the belt a clothespin without realizing that they will get a face-full of airbag that will probably be the reason they will die in a crash.

I ask them why they do it and they tell me it's too tight on their body.

My DD car will bitch if I don't but I do it even in my 95 MX5 because that's the only safety feature I have in this thing.

So you take your belt on and off?
As in, nobody can see me,I can take it off and be cool,just like those guys that get laid...

Well then do drugs brave fella.
Lots and lots of drugs.
Also play with guns,but only after a heavy round of drinking.
Also,only cowards can't fly from the corn silo or moose antlers, what tall structure your poor ass live near.

I used not to, mainly because dumb kid and "it will never happen to me im a good driver"

Then I got pulled over and the judge agreed to drop all charges on the condition that I always wear a seat belt because his son had died recently, flung out of the car.

Said if I ever got pulled over again with no seat belt, he would specifically make sure he was the judge on my case and make sure I paid through the teeth (probably just empty threat...maybe) but the passion he had and the tears in his eyes when he said he didn't want another parent to lose their precious kid over something so stupid.

Sorry guys, but I'm always buckled in.

S15fag here. My seat belt coil is busted and the belt won't retract so I just click it but it's really loose around me. I wonder if it'd hold me in a crash.

When I took my driving licence we were required to have a half-day first-aid course (mandatory here in Dennmark)

The guy running course showed us a video from an accident where the car rolled around. The car had several passangers, and one of them was without a seatbelt.
This fucking guy gets tossed around like a fucking fidget spinner and crashing into the other passengers at full speed.

Also that often-posted accident vid where the driver is ejected 30 feet into the air and spinning round and around and around.

Wear your seatbelts, kids

Also, personal anecdote:
> Second day of work at factory
> In the clay pit, shown how to drive a bulldozer
> Back all the way up a steep hill, set down shovel, try to make an even scrape all the way down to the conveyer-belt station that transport clay further into the factory
> Didn't even have drivers licence
> While almost at top of hill I set it into neutral, think this will give me time to adjust the shovel
> Dozer starts rolling
> Dozer rolls really fast
> Imagine sitting inside 10 tons of moving steel, at a 55 degree angle, and you have never driven anything other than a bicycle before
> I slam the brakes
> Dozer stops on a dime
> I smack into the window, and sprain my right thumb pretty bad
> Didn't wear the seatbelt obviously
> Still have problems with random pains in my right hand now 9 years later, especially when I do a lot of physical work.

Wear your seatbelts, kids

Try pulling on it really hard/fast, if the tensioner works it'll lock up.

Actually, she is.

lnkplz

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Just search Russian dashcam on YouTube, there's thousands of videos.

It landed right side up. Just get back in it and go.

Pretty lucky eh?

I don't wear a seatbelt since I got my car helmet.

Yes, ticket city if I don't, and I likes my money!

Seat belts do more harm than good.

Say that to my face, bitch.

>his car doesn't have automatic seat belts

>tfw you get hit by a truck and your brain turns to mush but it doesnt matter because your russian.

After driving some old ford escort for a few years, these are actually pretty damn nice. Its annoying buckling up in normal cars after getting used to that.

>there were two people in the car

Tf indeed.

No there wasn't.

>I wonder if it'd hold me in a crash
No, it won't. Get it fixed before you drive it again.

>Americans are so lazy and stupid they need automatic seat belts to encourage them to use them.

get fucked pedestrians

>honda

what the fuck are you trying to say? ffs

No because I'm not a fucking pussy.

Seriously how fucking beta are you people? You must be fucking virgins.

>wahhhh I don't want to fly through my windshield
Learn to drive better fucking peat-gavel.

>No because I have suicidal tendencies after Tyrone fucked my wife

Yes. My frog car makes a beep beep and won't stop until I put it on.

I always wear a seatbelt, even when I'm in the back seat of someone else's car. You never know, it might save your life one day.

Yes, but I wish I didn't have to by law. It pisses me off.

I only wear one if I'm not driving

Always been in the habit, and after my crash, I'll still wear it. Got spun 180º, and I stayed in my seat, safe.

They have to pass a law because some people are retarded

Ive seen this gif but i never found the context.

Context?

>Caring about what others think you look like

No, because I am a Christian and Jesus is my protector and he steers for me when I am drunk.

I'd say he's a lot closer then 3/4 miles to Colorado St.

My seatbelt retractors are all kinds of fucky too. and the truck is so small no one has ever used the middle seatbelt for the front 60/40 bench. Back when I had my 04 Impala with a similar seat but about 3 or 4 inches wider inside no one bothered too, not because it was still comfyish if you actually put it on but because everyone I knew was having fun by taking that risk rather than try to save themselves lmao. The most common one was actually the same girl that made me start wearing them again and she still does it.

Pic is one of the coolest s10's I've ever seen the other day. With my totally real ZR2.

IIRC it may have been a one-way road. Still, who the fuck doesn't check both ways before ploughing into a car with your kids.

>falling for seatbelt meme

>not living at the edge

Yes, because crashing hurts enough with the damn thing. I'd rather not try it without.

d-delet this

Pls no more, that hurts me

WTF? Is actually a picture with two lifted trucks parked correctly in a single frame?

ok

kkk

You're thinking of airbags m88

This is the most subtle of bait threads

OP posted this knowing it would attract idiots and slightly less stupid people pretending to be idiots

>Crash in GTA IV
>Die because Slavs are too dumb to use a seatbelt

Because of a seatbelt, I got out and took this pic myself. I later used that seatbelt to take the motor out. If a seatbelt can hold a 1,000 lb motor, why wouldn't you trust it to hold you?

You pretty much have to these days or your car won't shut up about it.

>what is us spec

I do because my car dings at me when I don't and I like to think its because my car cares and wants to make sure I'm safe. Yes I'm kinda autistic.

Yea, I doing like how loose you feel in the car without it.

Well, I typed that the fuck up, I do not like how loose one feels without it.

>not having an 80s or 90s shitbox
this captain will go down with his ship that's for sure

so what's the retard-to-bait ratio for the seatbelt dismissers ITT? i'm confused.

Like 1:9 R:B I think

My truck didn't come with seatbelts, so no.

so much burger in that image

Objectively false.
>but i know this one guy...

>have to repplace expired seatbelts in car
>$600
>illegal to drive without seatbelts or expired ones.

Seatbelts are for fags like quit being scared nigga

>tfw your survived a horrible car crash but now your spine will prob have all kinds of vertebral damage and constant crippling pain for the rest of your life.

I work at a auto accident therapy place. See that every day.

Wear your seat-belts kids and dont drive stupid, though even that wont save your ass really.

Yes because I don't want my family to have to bury me.

Yes because I'd rather not have to pay a fine.

Nice zr2

of course

>tfw small tit gf

save up and buy a upgrade

shes good to me and very loyal so I deal with it

but goddamn I want a big titty hoe

gonna propose the thought of an open relationship in a few years

not sure you got me right get her a boob job

So I had this roommate once. Total SJW liberal extraordinaire. Also a proud busrider, to the point that he thinks there's too many cars on the road and that everyone should ride the bus everywhere.

Anyways, he was telling me a story about how one of his friends got a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt even though he was a passenger, and that it was total bs that he got the ticket and not the driver.

Needless to say, he didn't sway me. It shouldn't be a fine for me if your dumb ass refuses to buckle up.

89 and the seat belts are it's only safety feature

>tfw too obese to buckle seat belt
>tfw have to buckle seat belt before getting in car so the warning won't keep beeping
>tfw can only drive at night so the cops can't tell

Driving is gay anyways.

Maybe you should start walking instead?