> his car is push start
> his car has a car alarm
> his car DOESN'T have a tape/cd player
> his car is """"manual"""" (+ -) shit
> it's an automatic
> it has touch screens
> power windows
> power locks
> doesn't have an ash tray
> its eco anything
> it newer than 2006
fucking Kill yourself
>everything that doesn't fit into my specific criteria of what makes a car "cool" is unequivocally shit and the people who like it are also shit.
OP, eat a dick, regurgitate that dick, call Steve Mcqueen and masturbate to his confused voice on the other end of the line until you bust fairy dust, at which point you choke on it because there is so much, only to have that regurgitated dick come back and choke you even harder.
t. millennial who is too spoiled and lazy to roll down a window
t. oldfag who is deluded into thinking the "good old days" of dangerous, unreliable, gas-hog cars were superior to today
>he has a car
why are you on Veeky Forums - Auto?
>gas-hog cars
What's wrong with that?
Mine gets about 8mpg in the city, 11mpg on the highway, and it'll leave most of today's cars in the dust.
>dangerOus
lol just don't crash
too easy
wait till oil prices go back up famelan
what if you get crashed tho
>wait till oil prices go back up
So I'll have to pay another $30 a tank, big fucking deal.
>t. BTFO
Hello summer
Do you really think underage anons are incapable of accessing Veeky Forums during the school year?
This belief is fucking stupid.
>his car has a tape/radio
>his car has a/c
>his car is older than 1980
Step it up newshit
t. I have no valid comeback so I must take advantage of the current season and myth of said season.
stay btfo kiddo
Hey fuck you, I like the power windows in my 91 Miata.
tfw push and key start, CD player, 6sp manual, no TCS or VSC, throttle cable (no electronic DBW), RWD and model year 2005
Feels pretty good
>t. this t. that ad hominims left and right
>Why didn't you give me a well articulated valid argument?
You're not having that kind of conversation, kiddo.
>key start
>no idea if it has an alarm, probably not
>has a tape player, it's broken
>it's good ol' manual
>touchscreens were mostli sci-fi when it was built
>power windows inna front, cranks inna back
>power locks broke
>so did regular locks
>and the speedo
>it has THREE ashtrays motherfucker
>eco, is that the thing you hear when you yell at mountains?
>it's from '85
who /shitbox/ here
power windows were standard in the 80's you god damn retard
t. Nigger
>Asks for a valid point
>Get's a valid point
>Calls him a nigger
Sure is summer in here.
lol look at this loser having a meltdown
lol look at this nigger having a meltdown
lol look at this meltdown having a nigger
...
t. assmad poorfag
meltdown alert
>key start
>doesn't have alarm
>have a cd player
>corret transmission
>no, see above
>no
>no
>no
>it has
>it's makes almost 60 miles per amerigallons
>2008
Well, 9/11.
...
>key start (or screwdriver start whatever)
>probably wasnt even an option
>has a tape deck(been through 2 head units since factory and it wont play the tapes but you can still put them in the slot)
>have to stroke its car penis to get it to move
>what
>4 mutha fuckin power windows all original all working(mostly)
>power locks work(not the back ones or when it gets stuck)
>all gauges work but i cant see them at night because the backlights dont
>has like 5 ash trays
>'90
thats me user