Why aren't you driving the BMW M4 CS?

1) the car i drive/own/built is already pretty similar
2) i live in the city and only drive once a month, which is usually at the track
3) i dont like coupes and would get the m3 instead

what is a cs anyway? an m4 with a factory tune? maybe some cf splitters/lips? id rather get the base and do it myself.

Because it gets BTFO by a camaro.

I would rather smash my dick with a hammer than drive anything other than Mercedes.

that seems excessive.

>BMW is for gypsies and autismos
>Audis are rebranded VW and girl cars
>Mercedes are overpriced and hard to maintain
Is there no correct way to have an elegant car for middle class people?

I know we say BTFO a lot, but I agree this is very honest and accurate acronym in this case

And looking back at the lineage, the 3series was always a pretty good car. Pic related was the Camaro's. It was not a good car. It should have come with a hat that only fits backward and a court order to stay 100ft from all schools

I live in the US and I don't feel a shred of pride from the new Camaro being American. I don't feel bad about it either. This runty fucker does everything better than the hot BMW in every performance metric at much lower cost. The only feeling to really have is shame for BMW

I hope they take this as seriously they should or else in time they're going to wind up being Germany's Buick

>middle class
>buying a luxury car
And this is why you'll stay middle class.

>$125,000 3 series
why would anyone want to spend Audi R8 money on a 3 series

The badge says CS on it.

You can buy a used 3 Series for less than 3000€. Should I keep driving an ugly Fiat until I'm rich or something?

I skimmed an article today about a guy with a "bmw addiction." He would buy cars, hide them around the state. His wife left him and his kids disowned him. He also said he'll likely be going to jail because of embezzlement

So probably that guy

But none other come to mind

That 3k car still incurs maintenance costs of a 50k vehicle. But at least you're not buying new. Buying new cars you have no business owning is the best way to stay poor.

You're still better off investing though. And if you really feel the need to drive a luxury car then get your portfolio to a point where you can afford your payments solely on investment earnings.

>This runty fucker does everything better than the hot BMW in every performance metric at much lower cost.

are you lying to us, or are you really lying to yourself?

youtube.com/watch?v=akWVKpEfL_s

1. too expensive to the performance
2. no manual option for the AWD stuffs, I think the M4 is the only exception.
3. It's gonna break down every week, I don't like my 80k+ car (m4 with awd manual) to be in and out costing me money and less time having fun.

1. No money
2. E43 AMG
3. I'd rather wait for the next-gen

>m4
>awd
what the fuck are you even on about

1. I
2. Got
3. Porsche

>Is there no correct way to have an elegant car for middle class people?
Yeah, stop letting your weak ass social hangups get in the way of owning brilliant cars.

>t. $6k porsche cayenne owner

sold

R8 costs $164k
also
>buying audi
>ever

Yeah, buy a Lexus.

>Mustang GT350r
>Camaro ZL1
>Challenger Demon

>redneck garbage
>''good'' reasons

>rednecks can afford $60k+ cars

>More expensive, heavily modified 335i bests a stock Camaro at the 1/8 mile
>somehow this is a win for BMW cucks.

>Rednecks made faster cars than the state of the art German engineers

Lmao

a 335i costs $10-15k
add $5k and it's a 11 second car

Out of the top 20 fastest cars on the Ring 3 of them are American cars, how is that faster?

>335i worth 10k
>Maintance costs trought the roof
>Shitty handling capabilities.

If you want to drag race then
>Buy cheap 90s Maro for 3k
>Slap a turbo kit for 1k
>9 seconds car

>it's a BMW
>I'm not autistic
>No murican V8

>shitty handling
still 3 times better than any American made car.

>Slower than a Live Axle V6 Mustang
>This is the best BMW can do for 60k dollars.

Lol the 2007 335i is 2 seconds faster.
Nice try though
caranddriver.com/features/lightning-lap-2016-results-historical-lap-times-and-more-feature

>both get BTFO by the understeermobile that is the S4
top kek

>That 3k car still incurs maintenance costs of a 50k vehicle
lol maybe if you're driving a 3 series after 2002

Anything before and it's really not that bad. like maybe maybe maybe 1k a year in maintenace, and thats money pit status

Can you hear that sound? It's the screeching sound of goalposts moving at mach 1.

>[Camaro] does everything better than the hot BMW in every performance metric at much lower cost.
>in every performance metric at much lower cost.
>in every performance metric
>every

>video of a SLOWER BMW than OP beating a FASTER Camaro than pictured

>B-B-BUT IT WAS HEAVILY M-MODIFIED!

Literally just an off the shelf tune, intake, and exhaust. Maybe that's "heavily modified" for your poor as.

Neck yourself, faggot

1: daily is an e90
2: project is a 944
3: also has a motorbikes.
No room for more cars

Jaguar

1) Im poor
2) Im poor
3) Im poor

Because it's too bloody big. Coupes should be two seaters.

Since when was top 20 models on the Burgerking ever used as a comparison?

Curry indian shitbox

>German
>BMWs are objectively the faggiest of all the German makes, with VAG at a close second
>I'm happy with my nipbox

>''Rednecks made faster cars than the state of the art German engineers''
>turns out they did not made faster cars
>d-don't count!

Acura, Lexus, Lincoln, Buick

A regular 335i is better than a Camaro. Eveyrone knew this?

that's a pigfat camaro. put it up against a 6th gen.

they're all fat

Because a C7 is faster and tens of thousands of dollars cheaper.

I can get a used Maserati, Bentley, Lotus for the same money and more exclusivity