How do I stop myself from splooging in my pants when I see sexy ass cars...

How do I stop myself from splooging in my pants when I see sexy ass cars? It's becoming a real problem because I like to see the cars but I don't want to ruin another pair of pants. Pic related is a good example.

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just roll with it. or wear latex underwear

I'd like to be able to roll with it, but I also like to go commando most of the time (it's hot as hell down here) so that can end badly. Latex underwear is a bad idea as well due to the heat.

Buy a Fiero with a body kit, desensitize yourself to the aesthetic

I don't think that would work out, because then I'd just be constantly nutting everywhere

It's simple: get better taste in cars.

But then I'll just splooge myself over those "better taste" cars instead.

Lol, you might want to take your own advice, m8. Bet you think a miata's cool.

just don't

miatas are cheaper, more practical, and way more fun to drive than a Lamborghini Countach

source: I have driven a Countach

The Miata is nice enough, but it doesn't have the same look and feel of a Countach. It just doesn't do it for me. The AW11 is in a similar price range and it's a whole lot more to my liking.

countach so goooood

hurrican taillights

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no shit it doesnt have the same look and feel.

Lamborghini vs Mazda

that being said I enjoyed driving the Miata way more.

op here, thank you for posting these I have new material for the spank bank

aaaand now I'm hard too

ITT /mlp/ level cringeposting

well if you find that sexy you should first sit down and think about where you went wrong in life

Im sure once you figure that out your other problem will be solved as well

Am I the only one who thinks that countach looks like it was designed by 10 year old? Testarossa is where its at....

Slightly less ugly than the Diablo.

Pic related

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Ferrari is the patrician's choice.

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>tfw no turbo countach

this is good too thank you :)

Lmao what about 60.

>countach
Plebs, all of you.

I like this one as well :)

>wide bodykit on an already super wide car
what

T H I C C

Mah boi

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I think the countach, especially the QV looks like a kit car tier tasteless mess.

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that twingo's gone rabid!

>That teeny tiny rear window

who owns thsi twongir

You guys need to invest some time reading a certain manga.

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Boku no countach

what the fuck the cliffhanger is killing me

I don't know how often the pages are updated, but the last time I read this, in 2014, it was at the Dino chapter; the flashback chapter is new.

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