/owg/ - Overwatch general

You get a Dva! And (You) get a Dva! EVERYBODY gets Dvas!

>Official Uprising website
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist:
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic:
madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Previous thread was:

genji is the coolest hero in the game by far

>Reported about a dozen people this weekend for throwing, toxic, etc

Wonder if they'll do anything about it, the end of comp seasons combined with holidays is always the worse..

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This is the current state of Mei

Jamison Fawkes!

CANON
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If you argue against this you are fucking retarded. Hets fuck off, this is a homo thread now! I hope your main is the next in the homo line.

Also the current state of Blizzard

Is it possible to get like 60 SR for a single win?

I had an absolutely ridiculous game as widow, I'm 95% sure I was at 2923, and then afterwards I jumped up to 2989

The enemy has a teleporteur.

High quality OP, not sure the 1 on the right or the 1 on the left really D.va worthy though

Hahaha Reaper76 is canon because gay relationships can't be abusiveXD

Can't we get along, user? I don't have anything against Reaper76, but there's no need for anyone to be rude!

Did Blizzaga miss their chance to make bank by whoring out their characters in bunny suits for easter?

sluts

TOP 5 HEROES WHO NEED NEW ABILITIES

1. widowmaker ult
2. reaper teleport
3t. hanzo wall hacks
3t. hanzo ult
5. junkrat tire

>Snipeur! Leave this to m-EEAUGH!

No, DVAS!

Yes, and that is probably the upper limit (and you can't get it with supports, I believe).

Get fucked het-shits! Kill yourself Ana67 faggot. I hope you die a painful death.

ready to keel

I don't really care to be honest. Quit attacking ana76 fags.

>white people cosplaying an asian character

white people are trash tier at cosplaying

Don't worry, I think D.va is pretty cool! What's your favorite skin for her?

Alright, first off I'm going to ask if you're serious with this angle. And if so why? Overwatch is supposed to be a parody of real life but not one to one. It's a comic book action story. And plenty of them have story lines where two lovers are caught in a struggle that tears them apart with violence involved. There is a difference between drama and abuse.

A couple can argue, that isn't abuse. We have not seen the full extent of their relationship. The only violence we've seen is after the Swiss incident and it doesn't count. Why? Because we don't know the full extent of what's happening. Why Reaper is really doing this. Who changed him. What his actual motives are. Maybe he's playing double agent like Sombra? Just because its not in the lore now doesn't mean there is no room for it to be written.

In complete honestly, its just comic book tier drama. It's not abuse, and no one is going to complain that it is if it happened.

Just destroy D.va's mech and you have a bunny girl running everywhere.

Sombra online.

Gwoop up!

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No they try to claim there is a possibility for them when its clearly Reaper and Soldier who were fucking each other. These nigger are just too stupid to see the connection in the comics and should never talk about lore again.

>proceeds to keel nothing

The middle D.va is mine! Back off I claimed her!

white ppl need to stop

>have gotten duplicate icon Mercies at least 6 times now
>still no Widow event icon
Ffs Geoff and Jeff.

Two people trying to kill each and them somehow being lovers is still abusive. This is why I don't r76 is canon. It doesn't matter if Tumblr land-whales think is not abusive. It still is. Reyes behavior shows he doesn't love Jack in a romantic way.

Gwoup up with me.

hnnnnnnng post moar real life D.va's

This too will be canon

>Shipperfaggotry ruins another thread before it even starts

god damnit, y'all need more friends or something

Totally agree. Also hetshits need to fuck off. This game belongs to us.

Fuck off already, you are just to stupid to read a comic.

she said she was ready to keel, not that she was going to keel

Are you really being serious?

>main is grandmaster
>make smurf to climb again
>stuck in plat
The system works guys

Why is Kill Feed optional? That should be something that's always on for everyone especially in a game like this

>playan Dva in Uprising PVE
>bomb orb comes out
>NERF DIS
>bomb orb flies up and lands directly on payload, blows up and knocks 10% health off

Sorry but no sweetie. Genji is gay, because this whore has removed his dick and he now can only feel pleasure from prostate orgasms. There will be no more hetero in canon.

Yes.

Usually ad-hominem attacks are a sign someone is losing an argument.

1. widow ult
2. reaper tele
3. winston alt fire
4. mccree ult
5. symm alt fire

He says and posts a pick of two characters only having a singular friend (and one having a girlfriend too)

so you're a mercy main?

feex may bleezard

No genji

>implying Mei's is a glitch

She'x exactly how she should be right now

So if I list any other comic that reuses the same idea of "lovers caught in a betrayal with them both choosing different sides and fighting each other" you'll claim it as offensive and abusive? When that same plot line is used in the Marvel movies, did you see complaints?

It's such a cliche and used over and over again. And I don't see the cries of abuse you seem to see. Abuse is like dominating another person and controlling them. A power struggle between super heroes where one is turned evil (maybe even against their will) is not abusive, its a fucking comic book.

I really am trying to understand this if you're serious.

>He doesn't know about the Genji/Mercy porn with Genji having a vagina
This website is for people of age 18 and up

moonmoon placed diamond on a new account and got to gm being toxic as fuck and spamming need healing genji only (he is tank main)

how shit r u

/owg/ is nothing but people thinking every male hero is gay, got it. why does this much delusion exist?

a-and w-what did Mercy have?

pls say it's a dick

Please stop fighting! I'm not saying you have to agree, but /owg/ is a nice place and it's awful seeing you guys pick at each other like this!

I know your angle is pretending to be a typical tumblr faggot to piss everyone off, but seriously stop acting like a typical tumblr faggot. If I wanted to deal with that shit I would just go to tumblr not Veeky Forums.

>people
it's one guy, he's in the archives saying he does it purely for the attention he gets spamming gay pics. search a few of his pics, he's been at this for months now. it's his livelihood.

There is nothing to argue when something is canon. You just deny reality because you can't deal with your favorite characters being gay. Maybe you should anonter gamge then???

This is Veeky Forums, if you don't like it, then leave. The thread belongs to us gays now.

This is what happens when you don't tell shippers to leave.

>he thinks Mercy didn't "weaponize" his dick and kept him straight

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>tfw you're the only Orisa main in existence

get on my level of existence, you Hanzo-instapicking shitters

Strap-on

First trans hero when? I love how progressive this game is, just wish I didn't have to see that fucking WHITE MALE soldier 76 every other game.... god what were they thinking

>main
the only (You) you're getting

D.VA is trans

I just want everyone to be friends again, user. I think things are a lot nicer here when there isn't so much friction!

Fellow Orisa main here, let us cease their resistance together.

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>he's proud of this

As long as this Ana76 fag is too stupid to read comics and argue that Reaper and Soldier are NOT gay I will stay and fight him.

Oh... that's disappointing

Where did this genji/mercy thing come from?

Is it just some autists pushing their stupid headcannon or did I miss something Blizzard said?

Blizzard, you fucks, just let me fucking pay you money to buy cosmetics. I want to fucking buy things out of season and things from events that might not happen again.

FUCK

I have money that I am willing to give you, let me fucking do it for fucks sake.

Who counters zarya?


lmao trick question literally nobody!!!!

I just realized that Blackwatch Genji doesn't have an ass. Mercy probably asked the cyberneticists to give him a sweet ass when he got into his current look.

all hitscan team

dont shoot shield

google dot com

Tumblr leaked in
Also some people just want (You)s

BW Genji traded his ass for hot bare pecs.

Valentine's voicelines that played where it's only Genji and Mercy give each other anything. Along with their reactions when one gets killed and the Reflections comic having Genji and Mercy sending letters and well, there you go that they're implying Genji and Mercy are a thing.

Lucio. Near the cliffs.

>Enemy team has a Widow OTP, Hanzo OTP and Genji OTP; complete with thematic battlenet names
>Unzips gorilla dick

Forcing someone named "Genji Shimada" to play Soldier is the best

Mercy is the lead writer's waifu, Genji is his favorite character and he's gushed over fanart of them together. Then he wrote lines of them giving each other chocolates on romantic holidays while no other heroes got lines lines like that

Tempted to try Symmetra on Uprising PVE

Do the robots actually shoot at Sym's turrets or am I dooming my team for a terrible pick

literally anyone that outranges beam

Bonjour

A good Tracer

I beleive it started with Genji having a voiceline where when Mercy is hurt or eliminated he'd call out "Angela!" and it would make sense that he might have feelings for her since she saved his life, during the Christmas comic Genji sends her a letter and she's seen smiling fondly at it, there were Valentine's voice lines that didn't actually get into the live game where they exchange chocolates. We don't know how Mercy feels about him, but Genji DEFINITELY has feelings for her. I'm probably missing something, but that's basically it off the top of my head.

winston

A Reaper with enough discipline to not shoot her bubbles

Yes they do

>mfw Winstons try jumping on me as Genji but jumping on their heads and their huge size lets me kill them
>the whole game they try going for me while the rest of my teams wipe their team

FYI the guy shit posting is actually a very mad Ana76 fag. Feel free to not believe this post. But its not me. I don't even do this. We were having a silly discussion at the end of the last thread going back and forth and someone got too mad.

Just keep it in mind next time it happens. (and it will)

That makes sense.

Genji has always felt a lot like a self-insert, to be honest.

Pharah
Bastion and someone who can take the hits for you, just rip through her shield and watch her spaghetti erupt, it's a riot

But why do you have to fight him? There's nothing wrong with liking a different pairing!

I believe you, user. I know you can be forceful about it, but you're not unkind.