You guys realize there's more to life than stats right?
1/4 Mile
Lap times
0-60
Power to Weight
Lateral Gs
We cling to these but have you ever took a corner in a muscle car?
Or whipped a hot hatch around a track?
Or
Driven a slow car at its limits on a curvy road?
Stop living life according to stats and go out and drive!
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shut the fuck up
Yes, reliability is also important
>not cupholders per cylinder
You can't shitpost about unmeasurable and highly subjective things like driving experience or enjoyment.
Yes, I do drive my Honda on public winding roads at 100 mph.
GManlet detected
T. Butthurt Subaru BRZ owner
No. I'm a poor neet with no license. The closest I can come to driving is watching best motoring videos
you are right.
Numbers are great on paper, and on tracks. Let's put it this way
You ask a GT-R what "fast is". It replies with "Nurburgring lap time"
You ask the same question to an Aventador. It says "the top speed"
you ask an dodge challenger hellcat, it will say "1/4 mile time"
And then you go to a porsche 911 Turbo, and it says "All three"
But, the wings of these cars are far mightier than what you can do legally. In five seconds in any of these cars you can get you license taken away from a standing start. It's goon on a track or an abandoned airfield, but people are usually not there
But then, you arrive at a fifth car. It can be a miata. It can be a Fiesta. It can be a GT86, and old 3 series, a swift sport, maybe. And you ask it, what is fast?
And it will say "A state of mind"
the only metric that matters
This is great, and I want you to know I love you.
slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods
butt hurt honda fag can't produce the leg-torque needed to wall run.
I bet you run a Ronin with nuke eject as well, weaboo faggot
Everybody here who owns a car knows this. Don't encourage the shitters with threads like these.
>muscle car
>owner is fat
It's pasta dumbass
This right here. This is a damn good post.
Would you care to maybe list those mods?
What mods u got bro?
you
i like you
>You guys realize there's more to life than stats right?
Veeky Forums is shitbox central. If you own a 2015 or higher Mustang GT, you're literally in the top 5% of people with a fast car on Veeky Forums. Bench racing is about the only thing Veeky Forums can do because of most of them are poorfags.
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>And it will say "A state of mind"
it's true, speed is completely relative. When I carpool in my friend's Beemer and we come to an on-ramp, the acceleration to 70 is quiet and effortless. The car feels like it's being held back and that's because it is, we're not even approaching any of its limits.
meanwhile, taking the same on-ramp in my shitbox is an experience akin to being launched aboard the space shuttle, complete with the ever-present chance of the thing violently exploding in a massive fireball. The entire car vibrates harder than your mum's dildo and the engine screams bloody murder as Dave Rogers wails about how he wants to be a space boy over the stereo. The car probably takes a minute to reach 60 and it would do a lap of the Nurburgring in an hour under perfect conditions, but in the violent ten seconds it takes to clear that on-ramp it feels dangerously fast.
Yep... that fifth car was a Peugeot 205 for me
i rekt a 2k17 stang on track by 4 secs. does that mean i'm among the top 1% with my corolla?
Wrong. This stat could be boosted simply by having fewer cylinders which is not a good thing.
We should be measuring cup holders*cylinders/msrp
Faster vehicles are more fun even when not going to the limit
>tfw 0.000653 cupholders*cylinders$^-1
Beat that faggots
I have a 240 shitbox. Driving that at 60 down a dirt road is infinitely more exciting that doing 120 is an RS6 or something
>Stop living life according to stats and go out and drive!
>Implying Veeky Forums can even afford the stats
>And then you go to a porsche 911 Turbo, and it says "All three"
>GT-R, Aventador and Hellcat fags all BTFO in one fell swoop of a post
That was beautiful user. Can I nominate this for the best post in all of Veeky Forums?
>0.00064
Fuck, you got me beat
I'm super happy people liked it. Just how I feel ya know.
I've actually driven a fair bit on track, in 3 cars. But for sheer excitement, my little Swift on a small road is very good. Not very fast, numbers wise, but it's about a feeling I guess
>tfw no cup holders
>tfw infinite
lol no. 0/anything but 0 = 0
holy shit.
then you ask a corvette, it will say "hur dur I'm retarded watch me throw up oil every where"
That was beautiful
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reminds me of pic related
he's right
Benchracing is love. Benchracing is life.
>not calculating scotty kilmer appearances
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My car has less than 100 hp and torque, I know this feel
Best post I've ever read on Veeky Forums
It's why I love my shitbox 2.sl0w golf mk3.
What good is acceleration and top speed if you've got nowhere to reliably use it?
there is just something special about shitboxes...
What's there to be butthurt about if you own a BRZ?
Ehh. Benchracers hate BRZs because none of their numbers are amazing
>inb4 tripfag arrives to how much he hates the brz
needs to be a new standard metric for Veeky Forums. I have no cupholders, ergo my car is shit.
>tripfags whine about lack of enthusiast cars
>whine GT86 is too slow
also, make sure to put some zimmer or whatever while reading it
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ogga booga
you are a Neanderthal
you really dont understand this post do you?
Don't reply to shitposters.
Mine gas 0.25 per cylinder
>it's a four banger
Kill me
Has*
Drunk atm
>this is how poorfags cope
lol. a porsche is better to drive than your shitbox
Post your porsche then, don't forget bread on hood.
damage control. sperg more
Had a feeling it was one of you niggers. Even saged my reply, but your miserable love consists of nothing but spamming f5 and shitting up a small car board. I can even guess your reply: >projecting
Which you will no longer use because i guessed it. Gonna guess it's stay btfo, sperg more, assmad x fangirl, etc next. Pathetic.
lol you are so mad
I appreciate both of these posts
>t. proud Korean shitbox owner
You or shitbox korean?
- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.
Shitbox korean, I am an America
i need this as a wallpaper. Anyone make a pictore of a shitbox being hektik with just "A state of mind" written on it
1 cup holder per cylinder master race
4?
TFW 0 because no cup holders. Mwhahahaha
4/3 cupholder per cylinder ubermensch reporting in
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