Post your face when you are waiting at the dealership to have your oil changed by trusted professionals!

Post your face when you are waiting at the dealership to have your oil changed by trusted professionals!

you legit made this thread a few weeks ago and now you're trying to revive it
what the fuck

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>you legit made this thread a few weeks ago and now you're trying to revive it
>what the fuck

I'm so fucking useless I can't do my own shit

Report and sage

>trusted

Some greasy faced high schooler who got a job because of a family friend

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>>trusted
>Some greasy faced high schooler who got a job because of a family friend

It's rude to degenerate someone because of age or skin condition

also their work is backed by the brand and comes with a warranty!

what about those who don't buy from the dealer?

>what about those who don't buy from the dealer?

You can still go to the dealer who vends your car brand and have them do the work!

that's the beauty of it!

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>Mfw dealership mechanic
>Mfw incompetent service writers are bitching because there's a line and backlogs of work to do
>Mfw i take my time anyway because good work >fast work
>Mfw the mechanic next to me just sent out a car after looking at brakes with about 2mm of material left and going "eh."

post dealer horror stories

>yfw the dealership calls you an hour after you drop your car off

mfw

>take shitbox Jetta to dealership cuz oil leak
>problem with vacuum pump
>say it'll cost 3 grand to fix
>nearly what I paid for the car
>take it to a local mechanic called Vasquez, comes highly recommended
>he's elbows deep in a rotary when I get there
>puts new seals on vacuum pump
>$300
>dealership wanted to replace the entire pump

It's because dealerships try to maintain a reputation. Vasquez doesn't mind if something else on that pump gives out. But the dealership doesn't want the customer to say, "Yeah, I took my car to the stealership and they replaced the seals in the vacuum pump, but a week later the whole pump shit the bed. WHAT DID THEY DO IT TO MAKE IT GO BAD?!"

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this meme is so good

I nominate it for meme of the year

>mfw

Because I must be retarded to not have the ability put a pan under the car, remove a bolt, remove a filter, wait for a bit, put the bolt back, put on a new filter, pour some oil in a fill hole, and dispose of used oil.

is this fe(male)?

>mfw

Tomboy-chan is a female (girl)

mfw

>Problem with vacuum pump
Did you fill it up with petrol again?

>rude to degenerate someone
>to degenerate

The word you're looking for is "denigrate" you worthless fucking mongrel

I would do it myself but I don't like getting dirty.

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oh jesus how have i never seen this picture

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>mfw I'm said "trusted professional"
>mfw literally zero training
>mfw charging your dumb ass 90 dollarydoos to install a fucking air filter
>mfw the porters install your front plate bracket damn near sideways and the plate is upside down

Better check that drain plug user, I'm not sure I actually tightened it

saging ausnigger thread

mfw

mfw I get my dad to change my oil for me

Why did you bump this?

Deja vu...

I need more images for my reaction folder