Post cars people think are fast but are actually slower than minivans

post cars people think are fast but are actually slower than minivans

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nah, i drive an e46 m3 with headers tune and eisenmann exhaust

My GT86

>Be at stoplight in my newly leased 86
>Some kid in his mom's minivan rolls up to me
>He revs at me
>"Surely you jest?"
>I take off as soon as the light turns green
>Initially I am ahead, but he manages to pull ahead
>I'm trying to shift, but the shift boot is just for looks
>Car eventually shifts into 3rd, but he's already long gone
>Pull into a gas station a few miles ahead
>See him and his friends
>They're walking out with slurpees when they see me
>They all laugh at me and call me a cuckboi
>Get back in the car and drive until I run out of gas
>A few minutes after I run out of gas I see them again
>This time they get out and beat me up
>Leave me on the side of the road to die
>Mom comes and picks me up a few minutes later
Worst day of my life.

Bread on hood or you're a busrider making shit threads.

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Seeing these get blown out on the highway by accord v6s' is funny as fuck.

350z

every scion

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because quarter miles and 0-60s are the most important

stop shitposting

fuck off ricer

sperg more

a 180sx would shit on a minivan around a track dude

>3,500 LBS rwd car with a smog-restricted sohc v6 squeezing out 200hp with a turbo
>is beaten by a 3,000 lbs fwd na v6 with 250hp

wow

Don't even reply to these threads.

At least you tried

if you could find a 180sx that still has a working rear diff and doesn't have a retarded suspension setup maybe

Yeah, that's the point, some people think they're fast, but they aren't.

B-but m-muh track day bro?

Mine tbqhf, and I don't give a fuck

stanced it will be slow as shit

fuck off with that. only the evo III even is close to quick, and is not fast.

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This one is the saddest

Part of me wishes that trailer would rocket off after being flung around at over 200km/h, just so the dickhead driver would be in jail for manslaughter for half his life.

What about cars that people think are slow but are actually hektik godmachines?

I'm agreeing with you, I was parroting the defenders of it.

That's a lot of highly tuned diesel trucks. Some of those fuckers are quick off the line.

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>1,500 horses
>4wd
>still slower than an 840hp RWD Demon

Only on Veeky Forums does someone need bread on hood to prove owning a $15k car

>non-SC

>3,500 LBS rwd car with a smog-restricted sohc v6 squeezing out 200hp with a turbo
>sohc v6
what

what the fuck do you think e46 m3s are worth nigger

provided its required to race a lap of the nurburgring

I have some questions about this picture.

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There is more to a fun car than "being fast" (in a straight line)

It's not though. 1500hp diesels run low 9's at the strip. The Demon is barely high 9's. Production can't match modified at the drag strip no matter what promotion videos tell you.

Who the fuck says a 240sx is fast? Literally nobody, about the same amount of people who say Civics are fast.

But civics are fast as fuck, all they need are a few simple mods

I feel bad for everyone that owns these things. Especially those who try to race me and think they can beat a sedan.

Non- turbo

so

225 HP =/= fast

i live next to the president of a subaru club in arizona who talks shit like a 16 year old about anything thats not subaru. Theyre fun to drive but are just not that great.

idk. i have a boosted b18 honda del sol i built from a junkyard buy. its my DD and i can hang or kill any of the higher end cars on the freeway in scottsdale. i only lost to the hellcat.

Yes but the 300z isn't even good around corners either, it's boarish as far as handling goes.

yeah but its fun on the freeway. if you have some time and a few grand its a fucking great vehicle.

Video??

Literally look up a boosted b18 on youtube, they are fucking quick. I doubt his is any different

>things that never happened for 300

It's plenty fast for muh DORIFUTO. In fact the world drift record is set in that car.

>3,500 LBS rwd car with a smog-restricted sohc v6 squeezing out 200hp with a turbo

>392
>slower than a van
>0-60 in sub 5 seconds

k

can confirm. Just bought one, and it's slower than my corolla

but holy fuck is it fun to drive

>what is satire for 500

Everyone who drives one of these in my city thinks they are hot shit and always wants to race

The NA is 222 hp. The turbo is 300 hp. Ask me how I know.

They handle well. Enough of this ignorance.

Shut up, the fc rx7 is a good car

you forgot

>weighs more than a fucking SUV

Lol the turbos are fast as shit.

RCR ?

Hi

My S13 is slow as shit but is still so fun to drive.

That's a 944 you fucking half wit

When will stoplight racing know nothings leave this board forever

I think i know an rx7 when i see one budy

Nice Starion bro

>a 4 cylinder car from 1985 is not fast by todays standards
really? wew

Is being the best at taking a turn like a retard supposed to be impressive?

Garbage thread filled with garbage posters

you forgot

>can fit 3-4 comfortably and all their luggage
>gets ~30mpg highway for road trips

I don't care that it's heavy if it can pass 95% of the cars on the road without breaking a sweat, you benchracing faggot.

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I don't care how cheap it is, if you make shit threads like these you're most likely a busrider.

Luterally summer

I thought it was the Z31, which actually IS a SOHC V6.

>taking a turn like a retard
You realize there is an entire sport centered around drifting
>D1 Grand Prix
>Formula D

I wrote that so poorly I might as well be retarded. I'm so retarded that I even messed up this post and deleted the previous version.

>I'm trying to shift, but the shift boot is just for looks

Kek

>Express mail

naw

I'm sorry you live in such a city.

There's also entire sports centered around throwing rocks down icy lanes, keeping a ferret in your pants for as long as possible, and racing crabs. Doesn't make it any less stupid.

It's a very popular sport. Just because you're autistic. Doesn't mean it's stupid.

There are a lot of people in my town who think their miatas are sportscars and they drive them accordingly. It gets bad on the north south thoroughfare.

>two appeals to popularity in a row

you really are special aren't you

except no one thinks those are fast

>world drift record
this is a thing? really?

Miata drivers do.

You're pretty autistic aren't you. It generates millions yearly and you're all like "HURR DURR MOTORSPORT IS FOR FAGS".

Yup, submitted to the Guinness book. The dude drifted for just under 6 hours straight.

>submitted to the Guinness book

kek that's not a real world record then

anybody can get into that shitty book

buying it does not equal owning it in normal terms. A fucking 7 series from year 2000 costs less than my chrysler neon where I live, because a clutch repair on that 7 series is a few grand

>yet another appeal to popularity

you don't really understand how to argue do you

Are you one of them normie haters or something?

You're the special one here mate. Your're retarded ass opinion isn't shared by anybody.

>sport
>drifting
lel

Really? Like really? Why do people become so autistic when they become anons. Jesus is it that hard to be a functioning human being?