Is there anything more satisfying than slowing down to the speed limit and comfortably watching the ragefag...

Is there anything more satisfying than slowing down to the speed limit and comfortably watching the ragefag manchildracer behind you foam?

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>mfw he gets so butthurt he uses the left-hand turn lane to illegally overtake me at a red light

>going 60 in 60 zone
>manchild tailgating
>starts riding the line looking for any gap
>no gap
>look in mirror and see wild hand gestures
>slow down to 59mph
>manchild exploding
>turn up the radio
>slow to 58

Was that you in the Merc SUV? That was like half the speed limit.

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fucking ur mum up the backside

Masturbating in heavy traffic while hearing people complain with their windows down.

Who else /cyclist/ here?

me but I use a motor to go forwards

I also get pissed at people who don't give me space.

>manchild tailgating
>doesn't compute that even though there's a healthy gap between me and the car infront, we're going the same speed
>shoots into next lane
>gets a couple of cars ahead
>his lane slows down
>mfw driving past

It's especially erecting when you drive an old car

I drive an 80s Volvo, and racerfags treat it like the slowest thing on the road even at the limit, like so

>humming along country lane, at the back of a queue of a few cars behind a tractor, 35 mph in a 50 limit
>trees and shit mean limited visibility, i have left a big gap infront so the manchild in an E90 320d coupe (lol) powers up behind me without realising what's going on
>rage descends after 30 seconds, he goes for the overtake
>he can see what's in front of me now, absolute madman goes for the overtake
>makes it past me and the car in front then slams on brakes bc oncoming car, impacts about 20 mph
>clonked into some normie woman driving a giant SUV who gets out and screams at him
>he's middle eastern lmao
>do pic related past the wreckage

>he's middle eastern lmao

there's a staggering trend between arabs and bad drivers

Africans have the most traffic-related deaths per capita.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

However Americans seem to enjoy dying in cars a lot too, compared to European countries. Not sure why they like dying so much.

Well, America is only like 50% white, so it kind of checks out.

>doesn't compute that even though there's a healthy gap between me and the car infront, we're going the same speed
Every single day

bercause america is 40% browns now, what do you expect? Bunch of illegals out drunk driving

>always go speed limit
>do this in the same car for years
>people always get mad and pass me even though I'm in the slow lane going the limit
>get GPS speedo app one day when the speedo cable breaks
>fix it
>find out that I'm only doing 53MPH when the speedometer reads 60

I literally didn't mean to be an asshole :(

You're not being an asshole as long as you drive more than the minimum speed. Most roads don't have minimum speeds at all.

Well, if you're like that pickup truck driver in that video a few days ago, you're having a bad day because the Camaro has run you into the semi you were pacing. That is, if you live.

kek

this always my fear after i was driving towards one of those things that flashes your speed at you as you approach. my speedo was above 30 yet it just kept flashing 28

Someone will call your bluff sooner or later.

It might not end well.

>go around forcing people to bump into you, get in their face afterwards
>they get mad and yell
>lol so fun, im smug, dumb impolite children I just accidentally bumped into you lol what was that let me get closer didn't hear you
>watch where you're going okay
>pick the wrong guy
>get the shit beat out if you by someone dumber than you are

I always have running dashcams front and back
Sweet insurance claims, optionally lawsuits

*keys your car*

So the bikers can ride a good half meter from the curb AND cry about not getting enough space from cars in their lanes? I ride bikes all the time and cars always go around me. I never get honked at. People here seem pretty cool with it.

You're being an asshole if everyone is going significantly faster or slower than you, regardless of posted minimum or maximum. Deviating significantly from the traffic around you makes you a hazard, and it actually becomes in your best interest in such cases to find an alternative road to travel on to protect both your vehicle and your person from the damages of a collision.

Nothing wrong with driving legally/safely and just happening to cockblock one or two raging faggot tards who are the assholes in this equation themselves, of course.

Look at fag op having a meltdown

That's why I have a train horn and a xenon gas light (imagine staring into the sun on a bright, cloudless summer day) mounted into the front grill of my shitbox.

If you're going to make my commute slower because you want to be a fag, then I'm going to make your commute as uncomfy as possible.

>ITT assholes who illegally don't yield to faster traffic
>pretending they are alpha's
>calling others assholes

All of you move, and then stare straight ahead when the guy pulls up next to you.

Filmed by my dashcam and reported to the police :)

>reporting yourself for not yielding to faster traffic
KEK, sure autist.

1-lane road. Legally cruising comfortably at 1/3 below the speed limit, friend :-)

>implying the cops will do anything without a license plate number
>implying bright lighting someone is even a ticketable offense in my state
>implying the video you send in won't mostly be of a generic honda civic with tinted windows and then a sudden burst of white light blocking out your camera mixed with the constant wailing of a train horn

I've been pulled over once after getting caught doing that to some old faggot going 20 in a 40. Cop just basically said "lol don't do that anymore" and sent me on my way.

Oh, so just a faggot? Cool story bro. Everyone is on your time.

Also, you don't do shit, you speed up and never make eye contact.

Why would I speed up?

Slowing down to speedmatch the other lanes around you, watching them have a shit fit before going into the HOV lane, and getting pulled over for speeding+having only one occupant.

God's work

>implying im not strapped and waiting for a scenario like this to play out

>RV tailgating for the past 60 miles, doesn't pass me when it has the chance
>I see Dad getting angry in my rear view mirror
>kek and continue driving speed limit
>Seperate but end up at the same camp site later
>Rape their daughter

>rape their daughter

...

My buddy was driving home from work doing about 10mph over the limit in the passing lane and some bitch in a smart car passed him on the right then swerved into his lane to cut him off. Apparently she have him a shitty look. Y buddy, an afghan war vet with PTSD and anger issues, proceeds to tailgate her about four inches from her rear and gesticulating wildly. She pulls to the right and he flicks a lit cigarette all the way from driver side into her window.

This was same stretch of road a guy fingered me for zipper merging into his lane. I flipped out on him and considered smashing into him to scare him.

*into her open window

And I sperged out on the guy who fingered me an it felt good. It pissed me off he thought I deserved to be fingered for just zipper merging and forcing my way in. Idiots

>go to war zone
>somehow does not anticipate permanent trauma
wew :^)

>same stretch of road a guy fingered me
L-lewd.

>Getting fingered for zipper merging
Did you at least cum?

>be me, not you, me
>driving late at a snowy night on a 2 lane per side highway
>drive at the comfy speed limit on the right, some manchild is tailgating me even though the left is wide open
>continues for a couple miles, another par of headlights can be seen behind the tailgating manchild
>it tailgates them momentarily before cherries and blueberries light up
>mfw the tailgater was pulled over
:^)

Jokes on you, I have a death wish so I'm gonna pass you over the double yellows whether you like it or not.

Following the slow shitheads, finding out where they live and coming back later to slash their tires in the middle of the night.

Or doing the same thing to the cars that speed match you in a merge lane.

I always wave or give a thumbs up to the assholes I pass by

>he gets this bootyblasted over a slowpoke
when you get that invested in making sure I have a bad day, I've already won.

:^)

>chugging along at speed limit on baiku
>suddenly honk
>look back and see a crystal clean SUV
>man in passenger seat, woman driving
>tailgates me for a few minutes, honking every now and then
>bitch we're doing 80 in an 80 zone
>speed up when overtake attempts are made
>back to speed limit
>honking intensifies
>look back and wave
>after 20 kilometres of this i have to turn
>give them thumbs up when they pass
>kid in the back seat returns the thumbs up
What a cunt driver, poor husband too.
Cool kid though
Was my first real road shenanigans

What was the point of the Mountaineer?

But isn't Europe statistcally more brown than America?
I think it's because the us has more people of African decent (the worst ) and Europe has the middle easterners which aren't as bad

nigga you can go under the speed limit too
the speed limit only suggests how fast you CAN go
i do this shit all the time in my pristine garage kept low miles fullsized SUV from the 1900's
with luxury trim/interior. it rides so damn smooth its literally the cadilac of the late 20th century

niggaz just cant understand why im driving so damn slow, just occasionally blipping the throttle on my cherry clean monster V8 engine while listening to sophisticated non-biased, non-left leaning NPR talk radio on premium factory installed speakers
kucks try to see if there is any traffic ahead as to give reason as to why im driving so damn slow, but they can never truly see infront of them.
all they get is a wall of slow moving ford steel in front of them, and they cant fucking stand it

Some states like the People's Republik of Kalifornia have lots and lots of cactus niggers. Then you have states like Mississippi and Maryland that have shit tons of regular niggers. And then of course Hawaii that's loaded down with pineapple niggers, and Alaska with their snow niggers, and New York that has a fuckton of shipwrecked Mexicans.

So yeah, the United States has lots, and lots, and lots of shitskins. And all of this can be laid directly at the feet of Ted Kennedy and his 1963 Immigration Act.

user how did you rig up the gas light? sounds fucking sick

OP here. I actually listen to NPR too :^)

Expensive Ford explorers

>pristine garage kept 1990s SUV

nice user. I know that feel

>npr
>not left leaning

no offense but that's just not correct

So Ted Kennedy is who we should blame for shitty driving and the high death rates that it brings? Got it.

Not driving to the conditions is also an offence.
If you're driving at 45 in outside lane of a motorway you're going to have a very bad time and probably a letter from plod

So I guess tailgating is a thing people do intentionally?

>Being followed super close by bro truck of some kind
>Grill had red LEDs in it
>Already doing 5 over the speed limit so no need for this
>First corner
>brake as late as possible (FF)
>bro truck is going way too fast
>lift off oversteer
>almost watched a guy die

That was more satisfying desu

>implying i dont keep my precious slowmobile in a locked, cammed and motion sensor'd garage
Anti-Redguard equipment is always s good investment

>going at the limit inside a tunnel
>floor it the moment I exit and leave the hotheads in the passing lane in the dust

The middle east isn't in Europe in case you somehow didn't know.

Theres a joke here
I won't make it

Been on both sides several times

Please don't, because it would legitimately hurt my feelings.

I literally live on one of the refugee paths
I feel the pain
They shat on my fucking lawn and stripped my vegetable garden clean
I wish i was kidding

>be me
>functional adult
>drive twisties a lot, sometimes for fun sometimes for travel
>see two bikes coming up in rear view mirror
>on the next straight I signal and move right while slowing down
>they pass me safely and wave politely
>I get to enjoy the rest of my drive
>They get to enjoy the corners

Oh wait, wrong thread

>See amateur wife and husband bikers
>wife has shit body posture
>brake check her in the turn
>wife eats it
>go home and noncommitally fuck my 10/10 gf while telling her about all the justice I served to the world
>sleep knowing I am better than everyone else

Damn that's fucked. Are your laws also restrictive about guns and self defense even on your own property?

>peoole replied to this

Why not? I can't be the only one who enjoys this

>>See amateur wife and husband bikers
>>wife has shit body posture
>>brake check her in the turn
>>wife eats it
Doing God's work user

Not him, but I personally don't understand how these stories mean anything, considering the speed limit is there for a reason and the safe thing to do is to follow it. Who likes getting speeding tickets?

The speed limit indicates a MAXIMUM speed, not the MINIMUM.

Most of them aren't real and are just "you mad wagie?" In car form.

>implying I don't just pass people regardless of passing zones or double yellows
>implying I don't also pass on blind corners because I have a deathwish
If you're not doing 100 in a 35, you might as well not even be driving

I'm 100% for real. Slowing down for ragefags is one of my favorite pastimes :)

Did I imply otherwise?

>approaching red stoplight
>slow down
>retarded rager behind me starts freaking out
Why are you in a hurry to stop?

Its northern Europe, take a guess.
Those fuckers got police escort at one point because "people were harassing the refugees"
Haven't seen a flock in a few months though so they mightve found a different path
But shit like that is why i keep illegal weapons
They could easily take over a small city if they wanted

I don't understand why other people don't give bikers proper space? Do they understand how dangerous it is on a motorcycle or even a bicycle?

Why are people so stupid and don't understand that's a person and they need some space for safety...

It's mostly the same in Eastern Europe too, besides Serbia I believe. Can't you get big fences with barbed wire or something?

>letting strangers control your emotions

some of you are children..

>be me, a leaner in a lesson
>forced to use slip roads because of where I live
>25% chance of using a slip road on my test
>literally my heart starts beating hard whenever on one
>when I pass my test will never ever go near a slip road ever again
>Im even considering just not driving at all

It is..
>Be me
>waiting for traffic to pass so I can turn
>shithead behind me raging and laying on horn.
>Finally turn
>Still raging and swerving back to back on a one way trying to f1 pass me
>I slow down to like 15
>See the light is green ahead of me
>I slow to 10
>Dude is raging in the car and reaching in the passenger side for w.e
>I slow down instead of speeding up for the yellow
>Dude is raging in the car while we wait for it to turn green again
>Dude spins tires and turns off still raging

Better than the bitch that passed me on the left when I was going in for a 10 by a longshot.

man up

I feel like you have to be in some catatonic suicidal episode to join at 50 mph+

It's madness...

The fuck is a problem with a slip road? Its designed to let you reach highway speeds before you enter traffic. You're not one of those retards who don't get above 30 on them, are you?

Literally speeding up to 50+ mph on the odd whim you can join, and if you have to break at the last minute you're fucked because the lorry behind you won't break in time and end up paralyzing you.

>You're not one of those retards who don't get above 30 on them, are you?

No, but the only safe way to join is to drive to the end, stop, and wait for a gap.

The design of slip roads is flawed.

>wait for a gap
good luck

>odd whim you can join
If traffic is moving fast, it won't be congested. Either speed up more or let off the gas to get to the gap closer to you.
>lorry behind you
You're not coming to a stop, you're going 5-10 slower for a second or two.

When I Google "slip road" i see this. Looks like a normal freeway entrance.

It's literally designed so you can join in without anyone bothering you. What are you talking about?

Fuckhuge hedge.
Which now conceals three lines of 2" spaced barbed wire.

Average normie only cares about other peoples road etiquette
They see a bike and their thought isn't "oh boy better give this faggot some space"
Its more "wow look at this faggot taking up so much space"
Goes for both bikes and motorbikes
They know the law on spacing, but not the reason for the law i.e braking distance.
And hey youre a fifth the width of a car so i can just overtake within a foot of you with oncoming traffic what could possibly go wrong

>would never do unless it was really short

It's if theres two lorries side by side on a dual carriage way and you have no space, like you're fucked then if you have to stop.

The one by my house has trees and shit and you cant have good visibility until the last 5 seconds.

It's not its a merge INTO traffic which is insane.