/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Returning Player Content Edition

>Stale Bread:

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans (Alternative meme color crew)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.38
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115004482908

>Latest added content
socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60179/New-Land-Grab-Adversary-Mode-in-GTA-Online

Other urls found in this thread:

edition.cnn.com/2017/04/18/politics/russian-bombers-f-22-intercept-alaska/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

So which ones are for Online mode and which ones are for Single Player mode?

double contact missions are pretty good

>encourage people to rebuy the game with promise of unique content new players can't get
>LOL NOW EVERYONE CAN HAVE THAT UNIQUE SHIT GET FUCKED OLD PLAYERS

Fuck C*

Where were you when it was discovered that bulldozers are powered by fairies?

every fuckin shitcunt is playin with a fucking kuruma reeee
and you cant even leave because then you get the clouds
fugin hell shitstar fix your game reeee

>tear gas is insanely underrated for I/E and missions in general.

Who gives a shit? SP is worthless, but if you really insist on playing it you can just mod the locked content in

I don't give a shit, I just want to know if I get a blimp for Online mode so I can pull a Hindenburg.

Honestly when playing contact missions I'd prefer shitters in Kurumas. It makes them less likely to die and prevents them from mindlessly throwing explosives and destroying the objective

well thats a pretty good point

Anyone up to farm them on PC?

Hey flib stop being gay with an advertisement for preorders you retarded semen

i would do a few desu

no u
It's an old image, and it has some of the Returning Player shit in it, so I kept it around.

>When you get into a fight with a heavy sniper, first person, bullshark user

What do?

tear gas is really good for IE and interior combat
because in IE you dont fuck up the car, and in interiors, you can easily ragdoll enemies

I'm sending the invite to all the gtag crew members

leave session
start a sightseer so they are locked out of BST
start a hostile takeover and get the briefcase, travel to somewhere the people can't get you and watch as they all start disconnecting

but whats tha name bruh? Game doesnt tell you if the invite is from crew

>literally whos with no GTAG tag next to their name allowed in our sessions still
Why is this allowed?

>start a hostile takeover

love doing this. i have multiple routes figured out depending on the situation.

i dont hide though, i look for fights and chases

cspyro

still not sure how this social club bs works

MUH DDOS TAG

>try to do vip work solo in a public lobby
>immediately accosted by a hydra and a level 26 modder shooting rockets at me from his car
never again

>start game
>spend 10 seconds in public session before i get to the join crew button
>alredy have a dozen trevors hitting on me

Pc master race

>not going to Invite Only before joining someone

>get put into public lobby
>money gets removed
>then increased to 10 billion, back and forth
>get rank 8000
>You have been permanently banned from Grand Theft Auto Online
>return to singleplayer

Mustard Ricers and their petty grievances with cheats/hackers will never not amuse me

Good question.
chrome blimp when.

the fucks up with hostile takeover

>you'll get your money back for the dodo and the marshal

>just wait one week goy

edition.cnn.com/2017/04/18/politics/russian-bombers-f-22-intercept-alaska/
>Boris enlists as ceo, tries to run some jobs
>immediately gets 12 minutes of dual jetshitters
>assesses situation, leaves lobby

Opinion on the lean boys?

>Give Rancher handling of Cavalcade from IV and make it not clip into curbs
>Make Uranus rwd and give it a v8

Also make Stanier handle more like in IV and give it engine sound from IV as well, and fire the one responsible for current sound and handling.

While I'm at it fire the cunt who gave pizza cutter tires to Faction and many other cars completely ruining the aesthetic.

wow someone was dumb enough to buy a Veeky Forums pass

go go monkey blista and blimp are still sp only
those are pretty much the only worthwhile ones left

>another schafter
No pls. That slot could easily be taken by the PMP600 or the Presidente and its police stinger variant.

>sell free Duke O' Death
>$0

what am i doing wrong

>not wanting the best schafter
what is wrong with you

Ugly as sin

it got patched a couple hours ago

Remove BST or I'll continue to remove money from people's accounts

Your move, rockstar

>people actually thought adding 90 million gtabux to an account could ever be 'stealthy'
lmao

>higgus still isnt banned
like pottery

So is there a reason why we can only cycle through 8 millions weapons in cars during missions instead of perhaps just holding X to bring up the weapon wheel?

Because this shit's fucking irritating. No, I don't want my MicroSMG, I want my AP Pistol.

gun locker

t. Based Cargobob Griefer

discord lINK

>just got 1.9mil refund from R* for returning player content

NICE

>during missions
>gun locker

>bought both a kraken and dodo previously
>reimbursed 660k

Gee thanks R* that's by definition not a refund but you know whatever

>missions
>implying gun locker works during them
>implying there's not weapons you can't hide anyway like the combat pistol for some fucking reason
>implying you should need to pay nearly a million dollars to acquire either a business or an MC club just for a gun locker

So uh, as someone coming back that hasn't played since before some kind of yaacht/gang HQ updates, what's happened?

SC name: -Ruru-
I would like to join the PC crew thanks

Blacklisted for being ruru

>mfw I make $29grand after driving my Shafter V12 into a backyard swimming pool while everyone else does the entire mission without me on the "trash talk" contact mission

What car should i buy?

The Tampa or the armored Kuruma.

I like the look of the Tampa but the armored Kuruma seems more practical for making money in heists.

Everyone comes down on the Kuruma for being a shittermobile but it really does make anything involving NPC related shenanigans far easier. VIP missions, missions involving shooting folks up, heist setups like the vagos airplane theft, etc.

half hour or death not taking away your wanted level, also dont think you can go under the radar

I only really want it so i can speed through missions and get more money.

oh boy another attention whore

Yeah, and if you only use it for that it's totally fine. Grab it now while it's on sale, use it to make more dosh, especially right now while the missions are doubled. Shit's insane.

what's wrong with the spawns in this shitty game

My kuruma has already paid for itself several times.
Love it or hate it, it is the hard-wearing worktruck of the game.

I'd just rathet be driving my Schaster V12

pls let me stay in the session for longer than 5 minutes

seriously it's disconnected me 4 fucking times in 20 minutes

>iffy approaching in a helicopter

>just made 400k in 2 hours from contact missions

god-tier for not investing any money

I just made 42 grand for smoking a cigarette afk.

>iffy approaching in a cargobob

Made 200k for tagging along on a random guys heist.

Is this the best way to make mad dosh.

Can 2x contact mission and stunt races just be the default ;_____;

join me, Tilaron, for a comfy empty session. mmmm lonely wanks.

2x RP/$ on contact missions is completely insane..
I've made 800k in like 4hours just being afk

Requesting to join PC gtag, Goldsucks is my name. Invite to group already sent

[Spoiler]add me as friend if you want to grind sometime [/spoiler]

spoiler: ok but this has to be top secret between us spoilerover:

time for hook-ups desu

Sent. :^)
Also, just highlight and then Ctrl+S that shit.

can someone let me into pc /gtag/? i changed my profile visibility this time

multiverse8

blacklisted for believing in meme theories

wow sure a lot of people joining today... Did one of you fuckers bulk-bought a dozen gtao keys and is going to samefag?

You already know what I'm going to ask.

>implying we can hear you over the matte black of our sweet new duke o deaths

>Big update around the corner
>Shocked people are joining
Dumbass

Rockstar still can't into weapon wheels even though Saints Row did this perfectly in 2006.

And the answer is no.
We're not going the Toys R Us on the way home.

Also, your new dad drank the last of your mountain dew. And we're not getting any more.
Hey son? Eadc.

4 disconnects and 1 crash later, i give up trying to play this week.

>still pushing the "mom car" meme even though you got BTFO about it weeks ago

I bet you were really disproportionately upset when they added the Brioso

Hot hatch update when?

>ugliest, slowest, "hot" hatch
>has bad taste
>is dumb

pls go

Yeah, boy. Let me get my NFSU2 on.

>ugly facelift version
I love you man, but you can't do this to me.

It's me, everyone's favorite
----------------------------CAT---------------------------------

Get your ass over here and swallow this black man's cum. I know you've missed my taste.

go karts when

I seem to have somehow turned off visual damage for dlc cars and can't find the option to turn it on, can someone tell me where it is?

i was wondering the same thing. r/c cars & drones would be cool. drones racing

Hold my drink for my while i google what a briosa is