/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

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twitter.com/MisfitsGG/status/854469878090256385
forums.goha.ru/showthread.php?t=1183364
m.soundcloud.com/proleter-beatmaker/taskrok-do-a-stupid-little
youtu.be/V2XGp5ix8HE
youtube.com/watch?v=sByTOrU9z8s
youtube.com/watch?v=u-iOnwhDJ9w
twitch
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

csgog is for nerds

- from a REAL general

why don't they just say /csg/??? Counter strike general

flusha cheats

fuck off troll

fuck off reddo

Anyone have issues connecting to steam and CS?

twitter.com/MisfitsGG/status/854469878090256385

i have a feeling hes going to fail like he did with liquid

I love losing 3 games in a row in which I get more than 30 kills each time

>get brit on my team
>lose
>get brit on the enemy team
>win

Brits get cancer and die you're so inbred.

who the fuck are all these players

not with that attitude

>page 10

Fucking lmao csgo sucks dicks.

>hen1 online

just like the wallhackers in my mm games

page 10

Do you guys have esports Bros who don't play the game

man this thread is deader than dota

>can't talk to the enemy team during warmup, halftime, or end of the game

is it still possible to trade from nothing to knife? my most expensive skin is awp worm god - 1.15€

>cheat
>silence
>stop cheating
>get called hacker
why?

>Hey user, it's time to board. You have your passport with you, right?

who is loop ffs

When was that ever possible?
CS doesn't drop skins anymore either.

>Buy guns
>Get stomped
>Buy shotguns
>Win 16 in a row

ez

cop or not

I want to grab Mattye by the hair and choke her with a big, thick dildo.

hello /csgog/, new player here. just got calibrated at gold nova 3, what is the requirement rank to post in this general?

GN3? That's not bad for a first rank. I was Silver 4 (after the rank update), and now I'm LE. Keep on playing,

nah

Anyone here just teamkill at the start of second half pistol round when their team is being retarded?

>be me
>playing on Mirage
>haven't played in a while
>0-3 W-L 0/0/3 K/A/D
>others have a few lucky pistol kills
>buy round
>"let's go 'A' site"
>I go ramp, 1 goes palace, 1 goes mid
>good so far
>other 2 rush appartments
>they die instantly
>trying to peak onto 'A' site
>palace rushes out with bomb
>dies and loses bomb
>wtf
>mid gets a kill
>2v4
>we both get flanked and die
>every round 3 rush and get 0-2 kills and our 1 decent player gets 0-3 kills leaving me to 1v3-5 (except when decent player carries and we win rounds)
>they complain when I'm 0/0/6 when they have 4 kills max
>next round I kill 2 people and deal 80+ damage to the other 2 when I'm stuck in a 1v4
>one autistic faggot looks at my profile and sees that I'm from a certain city in southern Ontario
>"hurr durr, no wonder this guy's shit. this guy's from X, I base my entire worldview on shitty memes"
>fuckthis.png
>team kill on second half pistol round to kick myself and put them down 2 people
>get friend request from autistic faggot
>"hurr durr, salty much? I was only pretending to be retarded"

I'm not even that bothered, I just didn't feel like wasting my time playing with retards and thought it would be funny to troll them back.

My first rank was GNM and now I keep bouncing up and down between GN1 and MG2, currently back up to GN3

what is this """"""A"""""" site you speak of

remember at the end of games where you rush B every round and lose 0-16?

It's that site you say that you should've gone even though you kept rushing B but nobody listens when clearly you're the best player in Silver 1 with a score of -2/0/16

?????????????????????????????/

some retarded streamer that reddit adores because he was baiting in game now everyone is sucking his dick to make him feel good

>tfw classic offensive is dead
1.6 hd remaster when?

Reminder to get your quake champions beta key so you can ditch this shit game
forums.goha.ru/showthread.php?t=1183364

>.ru
nice virus

reminder counter strike has always existed solely for bads who can't bhop.

if your knife isn't gut or flip you should kys

>He doesn't use the objectively superior falchion

falchion is literally a not gay version of the flip knife

Best falchion skin for ~€100?

Falchion | pay ur rent

>not living with your parents so you can use more money for games and Anime figurines
Get out of 4chin

For the past week my whole internet goes out. I'm pretty sure its from CSGO
Anyone else experience this? I'm on a week long cool down now.

>hard carrying my team with cheats
>teammate: lol u cheat!!!
>10-5 half
>toggle off to spite him
>we lose the match because i was the only one doing anything and the enemy team had two cheaters as well

wew

>0.08 mw

fuck no

only buy skins at the bottom of a condition's float range, unless you pay nothing extra. otherwise you'll be stuck with something that's nearly impossible to sell for the same price you bought it for

does the new quake have bhopping? im not playing if it doesnt

more like cs 1.6/10

xD

Anybody else having weird lag the last few days?
FPS is fine (never below 90) ping is fine (never over 30) but my sv fluctuates. Tried everything I can think of to fix it including changing my rates and verifying game cache and still experience weird stuttering every 30 or so seconds that renders the game unplayable.

I like bayos and m9 bayos, they're pretty senpai.

bayo has the nicer draw animation but m9s with the shiny patterns like doppler look really nice because of all the texture on the blade

i -really- fuck with the huntsman draw animation though

Net_splitrate 2-4
Or download new drivers for your lan port.

Tfw my friend unboxed one of the new marble fade bowie knives (~$600) but all I get is blues for days.
I like the look of the bayo more but the animations on the m9 bayo are nicer imho
I'll try that. Console command I'm assuming?

Yes

>playan train bc best map
>1v1 bomb's planted on B
>teammate says last is heaven
>go defuse easy life
>get killed from boiler
>''i say is heaven blyat''

If that doesn't work go into windows defender and put the entire steam directory into the 'exceptions' part.

who u betting on lads? reckon [team 2] can take [[map name]]?

Aighty thanks I'll try both those things when I get back from class

Good music to frag to?
m.soundcloud.com/proleter-beatmaker/taskrok-do-a-stupid-little

youtu.be/V2XGp5ix8HE

>literal who that looks like someone sat on his face at birth gets a streaming contract from envyus

get me off this planet

Pretty certain it does

Why is she so perfect, magog?

>ranked up out of nowhere after a tie
you lied to me

lied about what?

iuno people always moan that you have to like win 30 games in a row to rank up

1Tap

You must still be in the lower ranks with not that many games under your belt. It gets increasingly harder to rank up the more games you've played.

665

>adult male

fuck off leaf

You guys looking forward fro cs_summit

So you can be blind, deaf and unable to speak to your teammates properly and still be one of the top ranks in this game?

yes, so what's stopping you?

Thats rude man, 99.9% of brits are awful

it's really sad with him sitting that close to the monitor his gamesense has to be phenomenal, imagine how he would play if he could see the entire screen and communicate more clearly

it's good for him that he got his tooth surgery funded yesterday, he's going to feel a lot better with that for the rest of his life. i just hope he won't be depressed when his viewer numbers eventually drop in a few weeks when redditors forget about him. I won't.

Literally thanks to reddit because of Muh feelings

Yes it does

Yeah, with effort you can do anything

we outchea cuz

does this actually work for americans or ruskis only

don't wanna get banned when they actually giev me my code

>cuz
It's funny how they speak like gang members online """""ironically"""" but literally get knocked out irl

youtube.com/watch?v=sByTOrU9z8s

Funny how the comments defend stewie

>vp
Lmaoing at vp righting now

i have idea for server game mode

it's kind of like retake servers but it's about executing and getting a plant instead of retaking after a plant. Once planted the bomb blows instantly.

does this exist already?

yes those exist already. theyre called executes.

all reddit kiddies who get beat up daily and speak tough online

>and now stewie has made more money than that fat fucker ever will make
>I wonder if that guy knows that Stewie is now a professional player on one of the best teams NA and makes more money than that other guy will ever make.

woah really makes a difference dude lol

the guy that beat up stew is part of antifa now

does that make stew /ourguy/ ?

Vaco confirmed 5th for the #GreenWall

youtube.com/watch?v=u-iOnwhDJ9w

Sadokist assassination inc

What site can i use to bet csgo keys on?

fuck off gaben! youre not going to shut down anymore sites from me

its only me, Todd Howard. Come on buddy, a man needs to get his skins from somewhere

/ourguy/ krimz is streaming my dudes

twitch
.tv/krimzboss

um....?!

Sadokist does this jokingly, but VP has been blatantly throwing matches for years. They basically work for an organised crime syndicate so it's no surprise.

>vp bad online
>vp gods on lan
explain this gotards

they play so much lan they forget how to deal with peeker advantage