Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
>Nothing in this post can be proven wrong

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

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>faster than a gtr
Yea, faster to break down.

Oh look, prezo is slowly coming out of his cuck shed after the le mans humiliation

shh, don't mention le mans. he'll make more threads to cope.

...

>this thread again

>buying new
why

This just goes to show:
>You can be a royal fuck up,.
>Design the world ugliest minivan, and instead of being fired, you get promoted to design/sabotage America's most iconic spots car.

Call me when mid-engine

BTW the GTR is not a good looking car either, both, the Vette and GTR look like some cheap kitchen appliances as seen on TV for 1999. I'd love to blame the regulations for bad designs, but I can't.
The mother fucker that designed the Aztek designed the C7.

I have. they're the best car in their price range.

>I have
yes, a mental illness you disgusting freak

You'd be mentally ill NOT to buy a C6 corvette.

bromaro proved that time is fake, try again

I'd be mentally ill If I were a drug dealer that got raped in jail and belives he is a woman

"Proved".

You guys are hilariously naive - he found some review where a diesel truck from 2008's speedometer wasn't accurate by a third of a second. Do you really think a corvette's speedometer isn't probably more precisely calibrated than a dodge ram's? OBDII cycles five times a second, so you can feel free to add .20 seconds if you want to be safe.

This is the only corvette worth a damn. The 2011 C6 Z06 Carbon fiber edition w/ Z07. Essentially a Zr1 with an LS7.

tl;dr

you are a disgusting degenreate faggot freak, kill yourself

Why do you engage with him

get lost nerd

I got z51 c6 shit is 120$ a Month just for Liability fuck that my evo 10 is 25$ wtf not worth it when I can make the evo even faster than the ls3 with e85 kit

Shekelstein fists your wallet is you buy the Gtr. And the Corvette is still faster speedwise

>faggot
I don't like men sexually, so it'd be a degenerate lesbian freak.

>And the Corvette is still faster speedwise
wrong

Buy yourself a dictionary.

Whatever you say kid. Hold your fucking gtr body pillow closer and if you keep saying it's faster you will believe it

Do I look as if I care about your mental illnes???

post a corvette faster than this
youtube.com/watch?v=sNAT_c3CLHw
now sperg more

>Gtr can be faster on one track
Does that justify paying double?

I don't care if you care. Why don't you post here when you own a car half as fast as EITHER the GTR or the corvette instead of arguing about them while you live with an automatic camry?

We all know you just did a burnout in some gravel
Deal with it frosty

>class "wins"

That car should have a wing :^)

stay BTFO cuckold, the cuckvette cannot even finish a lap around a track to begin with

>150k is double of 110k
the absolute sgtate of your education

>I don't care if you care
for a moment you seemed to belive I did

Why do you post here if you are a mentally ill faggot who decided to become a woman after getting raped in jail, fuck off back to bitchboy

Frosty now looks like THAT? lmfao
at least he shed some weight I guess

I still think C5 is the best of Corvettes.

Most LeMans wins of any Gen. corvette. Most LeMans wins of anything in its generation of competition actually.

Can be made just as quick and competitive as anything else available today with a little work.

Pop up headlights.

C5 is best. Proven on this day of our Lord, hour and minute by the integrity of science and the will of the car gods.

>the weak should fear the strong

110k maybe in eurocuck
and even if it is only 40k more still doesn't justify.
A car that is faster on shorter tracks shows it is faster and more practical of a car.
I mean if you think that you are ever going to race someone and have to go WOT for 7 min you are actually autistic

You haven't seen anything

>on one track
you mean on THE track, because Nürburgring is the only track that actually matters. A car that's fast there is fast everywhere.

nope, the z07 aero package is 110k

>and even if it is only 40k more still doesn't justify.
ameripoor gonna poor

>it is faster and more practical of a car.
delusional

>I mean if you think that you are ever going to race someone and have to go WOT for 7 min you are actually autistic
GM cuckhold actually defending such a shitty product kek

You used only subjective points on this post...
Sir you are actually sperging

>and have to go WOT for 7 min
but corvetteshit overheats and limp modes while sitting in a parking lot, or even cruising along the highway??

keep sperging

the corvette is slower and less reliable, it's literally sub-par

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
what the fuck

roflmao, and the fat fuck used to post shit like this

>tfw you're internet famous enough that autistic manchildren make fan art scrap book collages about you

Make me some macaroni art next sweetheart.

ITT we post world record holders

I'll start, nissan r35 gtr, worlds fastest volume production car at the nurbugrring

And to save your posts for... 6+ years, too~

>Slower on one track
Kek
>Less reliable
No shit bigger engine
I can fucking ejaculate a larger displacement than the Gtr
>Sub-par
The only thing that is Sub par is there power of brain because you defend this overpriced POS just because of
>Muh jdm

NIO EP9

Fastest production car around the Nurburgring

And this lmfao
I give it 3 years before he commits sudoku

>bigger engine means worse reliability
American """"""""""""""engineering""""""""""""""

You're a lolcow

>gmfangirl confirmed for 12 year old
roflmao

double roflmao

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio
Fastest sedan at Nürburgring

Chevrolet Corvette
World's fastest car at breaking down and catching fire

Buying a slower, more expensive less reliable car than the GTR.

>GM BTFO again
as expected

Never understood why that picture is always promoted for c5zs. That color s nassau blue which they stopped in 2000. They literally threw on the brake ducts and badge on a 00 frc and called it the z06.

Because you can't get them here in Aus obv

...

i want a yellow 7 speed c7 so bad :

ayyy
GM fangirls on suicide watch

Stay mad

>Not the ring
>Matters at all
Choose one

>modified car lap times
stay btfo

>those digits
t-thanks doc

I really hope the ZL1 1LE achieves a 1:25.69

>adjusting rear caster of the car which is designed to be adjustable
>modifying
>N-Attack body kit
>80k and literally aftermarket
>not modifying

Nurburgring lap time doesn't count lmao

>no video
sperg more

>aftermarket
It's made by Nissan and you can buy the N-attack if you wish.
>special ECU tuning for the track
>not modiifcation

Is that a silver or a champagne?
Nice wheels, 10/10.

The name.

"Nice car handsome-user, what is it?"
>An SL Five hundred
>I drive a nine eleven
Sounds better than
>I gots me a Camaro
>I drive dat dere COOOOORvette

LOL

>autists still sperg this hard

>autist still sperging this hard