/utg/ - Undertale General

You can request stuff anonymously on tumblr assuming that the person has that enable in their ask box

You want me to send them requests in your name user?

youtube.com/watch?v=nD9l4s0c4ig
post your tunes

Thanks for the art!

Reminder to report shitters on sight.
Thanks as always, twitteranon.

???
wrong person?

I want to pick up and hold this goat.

I want to pick up and drop that goat.

best friends for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
and ever

Stop being a whiny baby

Don't drop the goat!

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Thanks!

No!

Congratulations! You proved that Flowey was lying all along and that Flowey never actually hurt anyone or did anything he said he did! You turned an actually interesting character into just another cheap dindu with zero actual character growth. Heck I bet that he can still feel love and was just lying about that! That naughty Flowey, making everyone think he was evil or had a character arc when he was just a cute harmless flower friend all along!

I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna drop the goat!

Why? What did he ever do to you?

I have to go for a while, so here are some of the requests from last thread. (i'm sorry about Gustavius and the Horse.)

Don't tip the goat over!

It would be nice, but not right now, thank you.

Best Friends

Best Ship

B E S T

Gustavus and the horse are fine
thank you for doing my request

Thanks user!
It looks simple and charming, will request you again later if you're around to have more of your good art!

So now that we've established that Flowey and Toriel did nothing wrong and are completely innocent and should never be criticized whose next?

Maybe Asgore and the rest of the monsters were lying about declaring war? Maybe Asgore just found the other six souls and it was a huge joke they played on Frisk?

Or maybe Alphys never actually got hired to be the royal scientist and just found the amalgamtes in her basement? She was just joking about doing the DT experiments after all.

Mettaton was clearly replaced by an evil clone during his boss fight. After all Mettaton is flawless and can do no wrong so it couldn't have been him

Don't, not even "ironically".

But can the spider make ice cream!?

alphys when

The spider a scary...

In the year 20XX.

You set up the absolute rule that it's impossible for Flowey to have lied or embellished anything. Because of his 'Lines of dialog... I've seen them all.' line, I asked whether he reset infinite times to discuss infinite dialogue with everyone, or if he knows it's just a game and all the characters have a set amount of lines. The former makes the story impossible, the latter makes the story pointless. You're essentially mad because I gave you an 'unstoppable force meets immovable object' question, within the framework you've given and now you're raging because you can't give a solution without taking a bullet somewhere.

You only have yourself to blame.

t.whiny baby
You aren't allowed to disagree with me or my headcanon which is actually just canon

Nah you were right all along. I see that now that Flowey was just lying about doing anything wrong and was actually a perfect flawless character that never hurt or did anything wrong

I fuckinhg hate you Soriel. You actually ruined my fucking life.

Gonna lift for this goat! Get strong for this goat!

Stay mad.

My headcanon is that Soriel never did anything wrong so stop being a whiny baby and pretending that reality trumps my opinion

Why would I be mad? Its so refreshing to have a game where no characters have any flaws and everyone is perfect and were just lying about their flaws.

STOP
GIVING
(((HIM)))
ATTENTION
YOU
FUCKING
CUNT

>Saying anything bad about that poster
Stop being a whiny baby

can someone give me an estimate how long this usually lasts, so I can just take a nap till it boils over?

i am in actual physical pain

Can Best Friends be lovers?

Til' Soriel gets fired for shitposting on Veeky Forums instead of doing his job.

Now!

dude just fucking go outside. I really hate the rampant shitposting, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

If Guy Fieri was a boss in Undertale, what dialogue would he have?

...

When he dies.

Suck my cock you fucking cunt. I will destroy you.

>REMINDER THAT SORIEL PULLS THIS SHIT AT WORK
>REMINDER THAT SORIEL LITERALLY REQUESTED A PAPYRUS NTR FIC AND GOT OWNED
>REMINDER THAT SORIEL LITERALLY OWNS AN FA ACCOUNT WHERE HE FAVES AND COMMISSIONS TORIEL SCAT PORN
>REMINDER THAT SORIEL LIKELY PLAYS, AND IS PROBABLY SHIT, AT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>REMINDER THAT SORIEL HAS NEVER BEEN BANNED FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS, WHICH IS SUSPICIOUS.

I don't know. I seriously don't fucking know.

do you even the faintest idea how autistic this makes you look

Who else loved when Asgore joked about declaring war on humans? He almost had me but thankfully I remembered that he couldn't have any flaws so he must have just been lying to us.
t.whiny babies
Well I don't know what he would say or do but I do know that he would just be joking about any thing wrong he did and would be completely flawless like the rest of the Undertales
t.whiny baby

It's the truth! I say nothing but the truth! I would never lie to you!
Yes she can! On very hot days, hundreds of customers line up to try her famous spider ice cream! It's the best in town!
I'm saddened to hear that. Hopefully you will someday realize that spiders are not as scary as most make them out to be.

>look mommy (((I))) posted it again haHAA

Probably something to do with Flavortown, bombastic food and excellent food puns. With an adversion to deadly spicy things.

Yes

They love each other in every possible platonic way as kids, and in every possible way period as adults.

They are indestructible.

>>REMINDER THAT SORIEL LIKELY PLAYS, AND IS PROBABLY SHIT, AT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

The worst of all of this desu

>>REMINDER THAT SORIEL HAS NEVER BEEN BANNED FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS, WHICH IS SUSPICIOUS.
>What is ban evasion

Unless you're suggesting one of the hotpockets gets off on trolling /utg/... I can't decide if that's hilarious or depressing

t.whiny baby

cute flowey pics

Did someone say "babies"?

youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk&t

t.Tantrum baby or t.Triggered Tumblrina
There's no difference

lewd flowey pics

I just want one fucking day with out this goddamn shit. One fucking day with out the shitter fucking everything up for literally EVERYONE. One fucking day where I don't nearly tear my fucking hair out my fucking skull. One fucking day where I don't fucking bite or beat myself because I can barely control my stress and anger.

>Unless you're suggesting one of the hotpockets gets off on trolling /utg/

I thought it was pretty obvious. The same shit happened in /sthg/ before it got claimed by the dramafags.

>responding
>using the word tumblrina unironically

Actually no better.

Was about to go 'UT version when', but I have a better idea now

Sorielfag version when

T.whiny babies
t.whiny baby
You aren't allowed to suggest any character did anything wrong
My favorite part of this is that Flowey is just a cute flawless flower that did nothing wrong just like his canon self

Feat. Soriel, Soriel and Soriel!

Jesus fucking christ, just get out the thread for a single fucking day, are you completely goddamn insane?

Is that the one where (((he))) gets burnt alive by Daesh? Now that would be worth watching.

I've said this before, I'm afraid the thread will get worse because I seem to be the only one who uses the report button.

>>using the word tumblrina unironically
>Actually no better.
Didn't you just use a ton of triple parentheses?

I'm pretty sure you're deliberately drawing attention to the shitposter(s) by acting equally as autistic, but if not... Calm the fuck down. Take a walk. Work out your priorities, alright?

Does milkaanon still come by here or did he die

Everyone on this board is Sorielfag except you.

Sori you had to find out this way.

No.

make me
He hangs out in the discord

I used it like twice. Plus pretty sure Toby is Jewish so I wouldn't be posting here if I was actually /pol/.

It just saves me time from pointing out he's probably a mod.

I just don't want to be like this for the rest of my life.

I'm glad that Asgore is just shown as being cute I. That picture just like his canon flawless self

Hey mods, you forgot a few.

youtube.com/watch?v=0nOAOJXCTcI

Romantically I mean.

Of course, it all depends on the type of Frisk Azzy is paired up with.

Like I said.

They love each other both platonically and romantically.

It cannot be stopped.

Posted a couple of threads ago. Along with Lapuchan(?)

Fair enough, friend

NOOOOORMIIIIIIIIES

Peeling open user's outer abdomen with a sterilized skinning knife!
Making sure that the local anaesthetic is being administered intravenously!
Tap's working just fine!
Opening them up and peeling open the outer muscles, revealing the underlying viscera!
Getting that greasy fat and padding tissue out of the way!
Slowly cutting off the sleeping agent!
Shifting out their intestines without damaging them!
Placing a sterilized Bad Dragon™ dildo in the pile of sausage!
user blinking groggily as they wake!
user seeing their guts and the dildo!
user screaming and thrashing against the restraints!
Reasuring them!
Don't worry, we've found the source of your faggotry and we're gonna dispose of it right now!
Removing the dildo and feeding them more gas!
Patching them back up with the eager help of Doctor Alphys!
user is cured of their gay!
Oh no!
user contracted an infection after the procedure!
user going into a coma from which they may never wake up!
That dirty lizard forgot to wash her hands!

>tfw no /utg/ shitposter bf

feels good

>PMTOGSSPAAARDRPAOAAT
What did she mean by this?

>Showing Alphys as anything but a flawless genius
Non-canon. She was just lying about doing the DT experiments. All Undertales are perfect and flawless

>she

...

Thanks for the Asgore

Sorry

Thought she was holdin a carton of milk from the thumbnail

idiot
Its clearly a Legend of Zelda bottle