/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - It's the LOVE SHACK edition

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Bulletin;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Liao Hua is still not playable.
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Berserk Musou is out.
-Fire Emblem Musou confirmed, Chrom is playable.
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Musou Stars is out. [JP Only]
-Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars'
-ROTK13pucc~ is coming April 25th, named Fame and Strategy.
-Reminder to remind people that we exist.
-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.

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So the repairs were quick after that fire attack, huh?

Zhenji is better than Lu Lingqi

Why did you link a picture of a panda in the "Recommended Reading" section?

this triggers me more than the rape shack tbqh

vitagen is talking shit again tomato

Are you new?

literally who?

>tomato
who?
>vitagen
who gives a fuck

Behold! The true hero of China.

I wonder what happened to Qin Lang after Xiapi...

Reminder that Tang Zhou is responsible for all the suffering the three kingdoms caused.

No one wonders this.

o-okay...

After Xiapi, Qin Lang accompanied his mother and joined Cao Cao's household. Cao Cao adopted Qin Lang as a son and doted on him. Once, during a banquet, Cao Cao told his guests, "Would someone love his foster son (referring to Qin Lang) in the same way as I do?"

BAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

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>tfw no BAOOOOOOO sound effect for the messenger in ROTK13

BAOOOOOOOOOOO

SW girls>DW girls

Checkmate. DW girls win.

>posting shit girls

>Turtle
>Shit

I'm tired of you trying to demoralize our troops.
50 strokes for you.

>one week to go for the pucc~

It's cute seeing Cao Cao excited to meet his childhood friends in the 2010 drama

magoichi saica > koei girls

>Kai
>shit girl

I will fight you.

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Kai's butt is too fat

Johnny Bravo with rifle best girl rite?

Please god, let this suffering of hype end, I know deep down it'll be trash

Actually, yes.

I-I-I'm sure it'll be good this time user!

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>you will never be Nagamasa
>and, uh, not die young, that's important too

Describe her lips with a five letter word that doesn't start with the letter M

she has an assault rifle plus infinite sawn-off shotguns strapped to her thigh
so yes

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Plump

Her lips are Humid.

Gloss

Rouge
Great
Shiny
Bliss
Ample

And yummy. Definitely yummy.

Or Katsuiie. Actually, as long as you aren't Hideyoshi anyone stands a chance.

You saying something improper about my fair Oichi?

Just that she was literally community property and the games acknowledge this. Who will she get passed to next?

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I will have you decapitated, your body flayed, and your head filled with excrement so as to be displayed on a stake.

Sounds like I'd still have a pretty good chance at Oichi.

Holy fuck, my sides.

>I-I-I'm sure it'll be good this time user!
How could you do this to me user? Your words have only given me more agony.

I'm Tier 2 at most.

Y'all knows whats up

Sugoi :^)

>tfw only normie tier

get out while you still can

o-ok

BAOOOOOOOOOOO

>People have caught on to my habit of M O I S Tposting.

M O I S T
O
I
S
T

I feel like the rapeshack is a teensy bit lower than it should be on that chart

Why is Liu Shan a SNEK?

No improper thoughts of my imouto allowed

Because he's lazy.

Are snakes lazy?
Never heard that before

Everyone steps on him?

Today (well, yesterday, really), there has been released the final mission DLC pack for Toukiden 2.

Oni featured:
Pyrogrinder
Cimmerian King

the fights with the Cimmerian King gives ya a unique set of gear (along with parts to make the Monarch set)

Look at this video where he almost bites Liu Bei.

She's a bear what do you expect

Wei Yan did nothing wrong.
Sima Shi shouldve fucked Yuanji.
Deng Ai deserved better.
Zhou Tai cucks Sun Quan daily.
Zhang Liao is protecting Lingqi.
Gan Ning was a little dicked fag and took out his frustrations on servants.
Lu Meng hated Wu and only stayed because he hated Guan Yu more.
Sun Ce fucked SSX.
Yue Ying cucks Zhuge Liang daily.
Cao Pi and Cao Cao give Zhenji AMBITION every night.

T. Zuo Ci.

Sima Shi should've fucked me

No, Yuanji. You deserve BNC (Big Nanman Cocks).

>Small brain
Sima Zhao was Sima Yan's father

>Big brain
Sima Shi was Sima Yan's father

>Galaxy brain
Zhang Chunhua was Sima Yan's father

Literally a football head.

RIGHT? It was totally natural for Liu Bei to want to spike that baby.

Makes you think.

>Friendly officer defeated at the other side of the battlefield
>tfw there was nothing I can do to save him in time

>the music that pops up when an ally is slain in DW4.
Hnng.

What does he say when a loadsa guys are invading
>ji teng pong ping tsung la

Are there any Chinese left in this land?

bet she whips people with belts

Which of Nobunaga's Ambition or Total War: Shogun 2 does a better job of introducing the Sengoku period to an idiot? Dynasty Warriors set me off with the Three Kingdoms, but Samurai Warriors just looks way too wonky in comparison. At least the latest one, 4.

To this day, SW2 still has the best prerendered cutscenes among the Koei games.

it's not like it's just her, everything in SW4 is moist

SW has always been more polished than DW

Shogun is too focused on warfare and they got so many things wrong like geishas in the 16th century, Hollywood ninjers, etc. Several armies like Uesugi also don't have some of their most famours generals. Compared to NA, it just feels like a weeb's dream.

I'm not sure what's so 'wonky' about SW4. It's not any goofier than the recent DW games.

I still can't get over how well they did. They've never come close since.

Sorry, I just meant the character designs seem more over the top. They both have ridiculous weapons that's a given, but the DW characters at glance value seem a bit more grounded than SW's.

So say I take the SW route, I did a bit of research. It looks like SW4, SW4-II, and the one coming out soon all have completely different campaigns. There's none that just follows every clan in one like DW does with the kingdoms?

SW4's story is faction-based. SW4-II has character-based stories, but they're limited to certain characters and most of them are basically repeats of the SW4 stage.

SW4 jumped the shark with the character designs, SW3 was the best in that department.

In vanilla 4, the story mode is clan based like DW4/7/8. 4-II is more character focused, but only newcomers (aside from a few) to 4 get stories.

is Nobunaga’s Ambition: Sphere of Influence – Ascension worth bothering to look for a torrent for?
i liked rottk 8 and 10 if that is anything to go on

Sounds good. I'll see if I can find a used PS4 copy of SW4 first. Shame it didn't hit Steam. I'll see how I feel about getting the others once I've finished it.

Fuck, why won't KOEI bring SW4E to PC already, my urge is so great I'm going back to SW2E.

>SW2E
was bad though

But it's the one I have.

Just play 8E and make a bunch of caws with samurai names and pretend

Yeah it's pretty weird considering KOEI been porting most of their on every platform these past year

the ost for SW2E is my personal favourite desu
youtube.com/watch?v=qlR-Eg1PK6w

8E was the zero effort, "the players will just make their own shit" Empires though. At least 2E had actual scenarios and dialogue.

i never bother with the scenarios in any of the empires games
so that might be why i dont like swe2

I feel like SW2E and DW5E are still probably the better empire games

Reminder that SW2E did not include everyone's favorite Kunoichi, however, and is therefore deeply flawed.

can you rephrase that?

My favorate kunoichi is ayamei from tenchu.....
god i fucking miss tenchu
fucking from soft stop making shitty souls games and make a new tenchu *please*