So, my cars computer had a stroke today

looks like a Volkswagen or an Audi

>VAGshit

not even once

Holy shit, she's fired.

Of course it's a fucking Audi

Renault Megane 1.5Dci from 2004

H-help me.
What does my Renault want

A new brain and central nervous system.

Run before it kills you OP

this, skynet is assuming control

I think you need to add some FU3 381 by the next 45.5 liters.

...

I am scared guys

you're a big car

>mfw

So cars are baneposting too these days?

What does it want

Well, if it was your ECU that was shitting the bed, we'd know it because you'd be bitching about it not cranking or starting.

My guess is some solder joints have gotten cracked in the display. If it still runs and the CEL isn't coming on, I'd just ignore the problem. It's getting into shitbox territory, basically.

If you really really insist on fixing it, you're probably going to have to pull it out of the dash and figure out which solder joints failed or go pull a working unit out of a scrapyard and replace it.

>auto lage
>lage
>lager
To the camps with you, user.

It wants you to check the audiovisual levels.

No, it's saying the audiovisual levels are 6. CTK, whatever that means.

Where is the + pedal

Is there a volume up button somewhere?

I-i l..

IT'S STARTED MAKING THREATS
RUN
RUN FAR AWAY

pleasure me insert cock or?

She actually had a stroke and wasn't aware she was speaking like that

Bitches love my Auto Lage D!

Not a stroke actually, a nervous breakdown due to stress.

Prep and start??
What does it want!!

>bench racing bus rider

Into the trash you go.

Prepare to lease a new car

>tfw youre so autismo you dont realize the car is flirting
give her the cock user
become one

>t. half-dude

This is why you don't buy french.
They always get retarded electronic/electric issues.

Looks like a HD44780 controller to me. Disconnect the battery and let it sit for 10 min.
Even if the display is toast its like 3€ on amazon.

well, insert your cock then!

>his car generates 6.5 liters of fuel each 100 km
TEACH ME MASTER

>audi
>french
Fuck off mjet. You have good taste but you talk about stuff you don't know shit about.

Is that a radeon? Can I use my car to mine bitcoins?

Prep him, please him and start watching how the VAG bull fucks your Miata carfu.

At least read the thread before you post. You can see clearly that this is a Renault. And if that wasn't enough
the Owner even said it himself.

>This is why you don't buy french.
>They always get retarded electronic/electric issues.

says the faggot with the italian diesel hatchback

lmao

I see.

>Says the fag that owns a fucking punto of all cars

The machines are becoming self aware

If you look at it that way its got a core clock of 270kHz a memory interface bandwith of 8bit and like 2kB of vram.

Seriously tho, if you see a 2 line character display somewhere, its 99% likely its a HD44780.

This thread proves again why it is such a great idea to have selfdriving cars or later on selfdriving cars that don't even have physical windows anymore.

...and lock themselves while driving.

OP, you should have destroyed the probe and not let it scan your car.

This fucking thread

reminds me of this

Find f33 381 fluid and put in 45.5 liters of it to your car

O-or what?

>FEED ME A STRAY CAT

It's asking you to INSERT COIN, OP
didn't you ever go to the arcades as a kid?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Blinker fluid, OP, blinker fluid.

Harness smoke

Hope someone is capping this shit

Why

My e65 745i had a problem with it thinking the engine was off when it was on and would change gear.

ITT: people amused by OP and his use of a scan tool to make his car display strange messages

wouldn't*

I didn't use any tool to get those messages on, it just does that sometimes

nice narrative
might as well call him a shill just to fit in more

Renault's are nice desu

I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that.

WEW LAD

*tips tinfoil hat*

Don't have the pic but this happened for windows once when its language file got corrupted.

The message was like:

>Something went wrong on your computer

and all the vowels were messed up. like

>Semothung wunt wrang an yuor campoter

need to find the pic

>since when you are the one in charge

Cali's new fuel economy standards are out of control

omg, we've meme'd computers into baneposting

meme magic