Is there a better way to tell everyone your an idiot than buying a corvette?

>NSX above Viper/Vantage
>Viper near the bottom

Shit taste

>he's just a busriders
Yeah, that's what I thought

The Viper actually drives like ass, that's the thing no one tells you

sperg more

Add some variety to your bait, Alphonse

Why don't you go ahead and tell that to Randy Pobst

The guy that drove the car on a perfectly smooth race track? In the exact same episode the other guys said it was total fucking garbage on public roads which I can confirm

Not the current gen. Every impression I've watched of the Viper (Doug, Fatt Marah, Motortrend, Carfection, etc) have said they handle fantastically.

ls swapping non Chevy vehicles.

>Why does this track car with track suspension have a stiff ride on the roads?
People don't buy the Viper for the ride quality, because people barely buy the Viper at all.

Make me.

Handling =/= ride quality

>ride quality
>race car
You are a fucking idiot.

>ride quality from a track car
Sit your ass in an Ariel Atom for a week and see if you still walk straight

But hey, you could just put aftermarket suspension on to impress idiots who expect a fast SUV in a Viper

Why did Chevy choose this color to advertise the Corvette and Camaro? It's fucking hideous. Their metallic paints are 10 times better.

>Every impression I've watched

You must be a real expert then!

>I-it's a track car!
Yeah and no one bought it. People who want a shit riding track car would rather get an Ariel Atom or a BAC Mono

Guess what, the regular Viper rides like ass too, which is why it's on the bottom of the list

Protip: the "regular" Viper is still a track car.

Not with this interior

The only mistake dodge made was letting consumers choose interior options.
A track car with a nice interior is still a track car.

No it's not.

I'll take you guys who shitpost this image constantly seriously when you show me your GTR

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no one gives a shit about anal probst

What is it then, a fucking commuter?

A sports car.

Doug Demuro?

>Viper doesn't handle well
youtube.com/watch?v=MlO9F-r65gc

this man says it handles incredibly and he's much better than any of you will ever be at driving lmao

Oh yeah, I forgot Chris Fucking Harris compared it favorably to a 911 GT3.

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By shouting from the rooftops "My an idiot"?

>posting the photoshop

Loll

>New NSX rated higher than the Viper or GT-R

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>fake lap times
lol

also

told you prezo. you're a funny guy. you'll find that special someone someday. i understand if you don't want to trip up.

I can't believe how numb the C7 is. I got to drive my friends and it honestly sucked as a sports car. The clutch was clearly an on off switch and the steering was like playing a video game. Brakes felt like they belonged on an Accord and the throttle was feather light. And it didn't even pull much harder than my FD. what the fuck? Don't get me started on the understeer

Honestly this. Or any FCA product for that matter

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fake news.

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