/pdg/ - Payday series General (with special guest /hmg/)

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>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
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>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
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>Breakpoint calculator
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>Old Skilltree Guide:
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>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
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>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
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First for gay scalies.

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I made a mod

third for ashley butt

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rrerr

who's /hmg/

I'd imagine Hotline Miami possibly.

Good job on no one making a new thread in time, retards.

Handsome men general

On a mobile right now, shit sucks

Does anyone have that one "What the character you play says about you" images? I need it. Thanks.

Is it worth buying any DLC if Payday 3 is right around the corner?

first off it was never worth buyind dlc, second off don't fucking buy payday 3 are you retarded

Here
I doubt Payday 3 is coming out anytime soon.

payday in general is a bad investment

Yo this shit is dumb

>used to be the Dragan guy
>now started to do stralths also and bought Sydney

Being a Sokol player, I'd resent that stereotype if I wasn't sucking so much good dick.

But in all seriousness I don't actually run grinder that much. Mostly muscle with hostage health gen and inspire. Because I'm the team's bitch.

it's an old meme and last year EVERYONE was playing grinder and most of the fotm shitters were bad.

I never see Jackets wearing anything but heavy armor.
Right about Chains being the choice of people who know what they're doing though.

I play Jacket with suit builds and a different animal mask for each one.

autist

Agreed, it's full of shit and outdated as fuck
I mostly see jackets wearing the light ballistic vest, but almost every other one I see is wearing the party hat or tiara if they're not wearing an animal mask

Thanks.

I hope to god that they either overhaul the entire mask customization thing (where you can practically make your own designs/draw on them) or simplify it entirely.

With the first option, we get ACTUAL customization and can make our mask designs ACTUALLY unique. With the second, the masks will seem special in their own regard instead of just another piece of trash thrown onto the pile. The dinosaur mask was badass in the first game, in the second, it's fucking nothing. Why? Because you've got a bunch of other dinosaur masks as well as tons of other memeshit masks that are just floating in the pool of garbage for everyone to use (and make shittier with the PD2's terrible mask customization).

if they would add an actual blank masks that you can customize.

Which masks do you use for each build?

That's actually pretty sad, user.

My build with Sneaky Bastard aced has Brandon, my build with Sneaky Bastard basic has Graham, my stealth build has Peter, my Hostage Taker build has Richard, and my flamethrower build has Aubrey.

Thanks.

>acting dumb

Very nice, I like the use of Richard for a hostage taker build.

>some of jacket's tapes are labelled
>they're fucking illegible
did they do this to make a chicken scratch pun

What's good heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Longing For Attention (elephant_4_jobs)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Rattle My Bones (daily_snake)
Brought to you by Sydney.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Should I order Domino's Pizza or Papa John's tonight?

Neither.

papa johns

Papa John's

Make your own.

Do you like the taste of card board?
No?
Then Dominoes

papa johns with that garlic sauce they have

I just want to be able to choose colors separately and to have colors removed from the drop system
>have good idea for mask
>find good color combo, just wish primary/secondary were switched
>combo doesnt exist
>scrap it, make a new mask
>dont have right combo becuase you have to get them from the loot drop for some retarded reason
>blow 2 billion on offshore casino
>get 100 different shades of green, dont even like green
>mfw

cook your own food

You're all retarded, Papa John's tastes like shit

They're both shit.

Domino's is cardboard drenched in shitty garlic.

Papa John's is just overpriced cheapo pizza.

This
At least Dominoes "new recipe" that started a few years back has lots of herbs and salts that mask the blandness

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>he has music on in payday 2

tfw no scalie bf

>not For the Kill

Can you get the beanie masks through card drops or any way at all?

I missed the distribution.

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>All of his infamy achievements unlocked at the same time

rly maks u think..

Beanie masks? dude, those are from the april fools thing this year, dunno how else you may get them

Was just curious cause theyre listed under "normal"

just get some trainer or some shit and unlock them that way.

aren't they just in your inventory?
there was no "distribution", just a normal patch

Dont have them. Didnt log on April 1st

What's a strong, fun secondary with good ammo pickup that I can use with my grenade launcher?

I logged April 1st but I didn't bought them because they fucking suck, do I still have them?

Another GL of course!

Big-barrel Broomstick

Rats don't lie.

i can become infamous now

Crash date: 4/23/2017 1:38:27 AM

PAYDAY 2 Crash log
Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/units/weapons/raycastweaponbase.lua"]:1767: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value)
SCRIPT STACK

what the fug is going on?

>run hostages in my build
>team keeps killing them
>start accounting for them and cap hostages out of the way, telling the team exactly where they are
>10 minutes in, 2 of countless hostages survive

Difficulty, and you used Anarchist?

Most of the people I play with already use bulky murder builds, so I roll Crew Chief

read your mod.txt and find the one that hooks to lib/units/weapons/raycastweaponbase.lua and delete that mod
then delete yourself

Sometimes cops free the hostages.

Sometimes that's the case, but I'm usually keeping an eye out for that. I often see people run in guns blazing wiping out any and all life... In my designated hostage spots.

THIS FUCKING KAPKAN SITUATION

AHHHHHHGH

takes so fucking long to move hostages tho, why bother

He's talking about dominated cops.

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE ELECTRIC GUITAR

Yeah, I don't bother moving hostages. That would be a terrible time. I usually find an area that cops don't seem to go in much, and catch em there. I check on em very often to kill/dom other cops that may have arrived.

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The Dark Souls of heisting games

The Dark Souls of internet forums

how do i summon the thing with its codes?
saying "traps aren't gay" 3 times in front of the mirror?

are taps gay though? I mean even if she was a man she's not one anymore so she's not gay

Traps are fucking shit tier is what they are.

unless you're a closet fag so you can pretend you're a progressive normie.

trashly propably got trashed yesterday and now is dying somewhere

But trap isn't the same as tranny

Ashley's dick was chopped off long ago

>Am a Dragan main
>That's basically me to a T
>So much so that I've had a good few people compliment me after jobs when they finally have to leave lately

I'm not a stealth man unless it's easy stuff like Ukrainian Job and Yacht Heist, I'll do it and try to be useful if someone really wants to, but otherwise I'm just the friendly host usually hopping between DLC levels to help people out and show them new jobs.

You all are retarded assholes

You forgot your trip, Ash

You're not half as funny as you think you are either, loser

edgy, have a (You)

Nothing edgy about it

>Enter safehouse
>See this
What do?

let the crew handle it

Call police.

Chopping off your genitals is not enough to become a woman, Trash

It is enough when you legally change it though.

DALLAS IS IN POLICE CUSTODY

>Jacket player
>Always used Tony's Revenge
>Almost always highest bodycount and special bodycount
>Not even one of the fags that ignore objectives to pad kills to do it either

It checks out.

Do not romanticize this tranny's life

Kill these people.

Kill yourself.