Failed my drive license test

>take written test
>pass
>take driving test with no practice other than driving in a residential area
>in unfamiliar vehicle
>pass
Was the first time I parallel parked too
Ended up a little crooked but passed
Sure you aren't retarded or something?

yes we have a written test too, i got 24/30

i know, the exams are really easy, but one mistake and you are out

I passed mine first time when I was 18.

I don't own a car, and only ride the bus or bike.

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First time
>do fine until the end where I park back at the office
>park a little crooked
>"do you want to straighten it out?"
>check to see if anything should coming
>start to back up
>car flies by
>fail

Second time
>park crooked again
>"do you want to straighten it out?"
>"no"
>Pass

Probably felt bad for me honestly

Failed it once in Sweden becasue I was nervous, the guy that judged my drving had 2 supervisors in the back seat aswell.

Also failed the computer test first time, lots of trick questions.

Also getting a license in Sweden is pretty hard and incredibly expensive.

The American tests seem way to easy tho.

I failed my first test because when I had to back into a spot I was "too close to the line". I did everything else perfectly though the guy said so I wasn't too angry I guess

Passed the 2nd time tho

>turn 18
>time to try and get my license
>fail written 3 times
>decide maybe driving isn't for me even though I had a good instructor that taught me car control and turned me from pussy afraid of the car moving to a competent driver
fast forward to when i'm 24
>finished uni, now have a degree and some money
>decide to pay and do driving school again with the same instructor since here driving school expires if you don't get your license in one year after finishing it
>am now competent at taking tests because uni graduate
>pass written with almost maximal score
>pumped to finally get to the driving test after all this years
>jackass corrupt cop that expected bribe fails me for bullshit reasons
>no money left to try again, falling on some hard times
>10 months pass and I manage to get into some more money
>go and take written again, pass again with only one wrong answer this time
>2 days after my 25th birthday I have the driving test again
>somehow end up with the same motherfucker who berates me for not having money and waiting so long between tests
>fails me again
at this point I was furious because I knew I was a good driver and AT THE VERY LEAST better than most students I saw.

low morale though and didn't want to take it again out of shame. but a friend of mine convinced me to try again.
>take written again and pass it
>find out corrupt cop was caught and fired
>take driving test with another robocop but this guy had no reason to fail me so I passed
>finally have license after literally almost 7 years
>now constantly speed everywhere outside of town and rip mountain roada and do skids on every roundabout
>never caught, never gotten a ticket

tl;dr you can do it bro, never give up

I failed it 4 times

I can't even re-take it again unless I toss another €1k into the driving school jew.

I can't really be calling anyone a jew for my own incompetence.
I don't even care about that much about it. Sure it sucks.
What sucks most is being too ashamed to even open this board and look at the cars I had had dreams about. I just disqualified myself from an interest. I disqualified myself from discussing cars in general.

Even if I know an answer to a car related question I'm not allowed to answer.

I failed my first time cause I kept fucking up something really minor that annoyed the fuck out of the examiner dude. After getting my license and driving around every day, that exact same thing pisses me off so much I understand why he failed me the first time.

>exempted from road drivers test due to "parent taught drivers ed" lel
>all I had to do was take a short written test with questions like "what do you do when you encounter an octagonal red sign with the letters S, T, O, and P on it in that order?"

well what was it user? what did you le fuck up on?

also curious desu

bro I failed it 3 times before I passed.

I failed each of my motorcycle tests once, got my final one thursday next week.

>moped license
first try
>A2 license
first try
>B (for car)
first try
>A
automatically upgraded

So far have had great success in all other parts of my life, so I guess there's a correlation.

>taking written on saturday
>then i'll take my driving test
>then i'll take my motorcycle course/test

any advice brehs?

>>A
>automatically upgraded

how?

Prior licenses qualified me for an automatic upgrade

>instructor wants me to stop revving the engine when i downshift
>did this clown ever drive manual
>do what she says anyways
>downshift and let clutch out slowly
>car jerks forward
>once we're slow enough the car starts rocking back and forward
>this is supposed to be safer than what i was doing beforehand
bet these fuckheads do it on purpose too, 60 bucks a go to get your license test done
got my next test tuesday so i'm gonna drive like i chugged tranquiliser

Doing this kinda shit, but instead of occupying a bit of the bike lane I'd occupy a bit of another car lane, which is very annoying if you're someone who's sitting on that lane waiting for his turn and some cuck nearly scrapes your shit cause he was too lazy to do a proper turn.

where do you live?

In the UK you need to do tests over and over and over again.

>driving down road next to bike lane
>its pissing down rain, there's no one riding their bike
>just went past 2-3 kms of empty road, theres fucking no one out here
>fail test for not checking my blind spot when crossing over bike lane
the driving test people are the fucking worst

>not checking your blind spot instinctively

you suck desu

i dont check shit when i know beyond a shadow of a doubt there's nothing there
especially when i'm crossing something i drove past a millisecond ago

i dont think youre suppose to turn when theres a bicyclist turning anyway, so they want to you close to the curb.

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>i dont check shit when i know beyond a shadow of a doubt there's nothing there

Thats how accidents happen.

I am on 2 wheels a lot people in cars just don't bother checking, because hey who gives a fuck you're in a nice protective cage that is easily seen right?

next time you see a bicyclist keeping up with a car let me know dickhead

That was just a sample pic, someone posted a better one before but I didn't save it. Let's say in that example you're turning right instead of left and instead of crossing the bike lane you're crossing another car lane. I might try to find a better example

Where do you live op? In europe its very possible. Failed my theory test one time at the eu dmv, failed my school dricing exam twice and eu one once.

yeah, you dont wanna do that...

stay in your lane retard

no wonder u failed the test, you shouldnt be on the road you cuck

Exactly, the amount of close calls I've had ever since have been too fucking scary. Like the kinda shit that would've caused contact if I was just a bit forward. Really triggers me more than other retarded automotive habits.

stop commenting

me too

speeding both times

to this day i have yet to go less than 10 miles over the speed limit

>drives like a retard
>failed for it
>doesnt see what he did wrong
>mummy the nasty man on the internets is mean to me again :(((

>>mummy the nasty man on the internets is mean to me again :(((
lmao turn off text to speech nigga

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