Sleeping in a van tonight. AMA

Why?

i think i asked you before, have you considered a curtain inbetween the back and cab?

First purchase from the trust fund? Don't get raped by niggers OP.

Buy a shotgun if your doing the hobo/ooglie life and try not to get addicted to hard drugs or let your teeth fall out of your head.

funnier than average post
did kek

are you going vanlife or expedite?

What are you going to do about cooking?
Showering? Hygiene?
How do you pass the time?
Do you work?

Have you read Loli Tomodachi?

Can you masturbate on the floor of your van and show us afterwards

This.
Use the shotgun to kill yourself.

you again
>people ask the same questions again

>>;)

i'd love a van that's basically a mini RV with a homely soothing wooden interior (but not the sort of ugly 80s-90s wood interior)

uhhh

dont we all do that?

Jack off in it

posting in an epic thread

im sleeping in a racecar bed AMA

how do you keep the lights running?
what are your long term plans?

I sleep in a bed with my wife.

Can I borrow a feel

>;)

what did he mean by this?

how boring. spice things up a little with neat paintings and posters.

Have you masturbated in it yet?

those colors will clash with the shovels, duct tape and zip ties

In "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoevsky, why Smerdyakov hang himself after speaking to Ivan?

I rented a ford liek that once

I wonder if it's the same

OP her yes I have, but I only cum into my mouth because I am a faggot

>implying OP is a serial killer

lol

:(

>Implying that we gays swallow our own cum

We have higher standards than that. You my friend are a cum dumpster and nothing more.

I've been living out my car for five months. Ama

is it a MOTHERFUCKING PORSCHE?

>;)

You are my fucking hero.

You got WiFi in that thing?

walmart parking lot is pretty comfy

Do you have any weapons to protect yourself

knaif

OP CUM IN A DOOR HOLE PLS

Can you hear the river?

>28k
Fuck you faggot you don't need to be in that van.

...

godspeed user

Make sure to write "Rape" on the side to keep away the weirdos at night

>Insulate walls and roof
>Put a fold out bed/matress in.
>Get a battery that powers a small fridge and a cooker.
>Get some small shelves.
>Get gym membership and use their showers.

And you can do the same as you're doing but sustainably and with slightly less chance of being bullied for being a homeless faggot.

Thats fucking comfy as fug

get on my level

Did you and your girlfriend fight? And then you left to go sleep in the van because you couldnt deal with her right now.

Pretty funny user

nice doggo

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Sleeping in my car on lunch break AMA

Honestly despite being pretty shitty to actually live in making a mini-RV from the ground up seems like a pretty cool project if youve got the cash and time to make it work properly.
It's pretty neato imo

WAKE UP....?