Mfw a girl posts a picture of her on a yacht, exotic sports car or in a private jet

>mfw a girl posts a picture of her on a yacht, exotic sports car or in a private jet


do these subhumans not know everyone realizes they had to suck old cock for the right to board? Or do they think others think it's their boat?
So Veeky Forums, what's the most valuable thing you've been on without having to suck cock

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Hospital bed, 700 bucks for an ambulance ride and a night of sobering up.

HEALTH INSURANCE PAID, HAAAA

whenever i see a woman driving a really nice car, i immeditaly think how much she sucks the dick of the man who owns that car (or bought it for her).

but then again if i had a lot of money i would probably have bishes on muh dick too

...a jumbo jet?

wtf is that thing?

It's called a girl, user. That's what they look like in real life.

>/pol/ is leaking onto Veeky Forums yet again
must be summer

/pol/ is everywhere. embrace us, it feels good

You haven't even been around since Winter or you'd know that it's /pol/ who needs to embrace Veeky Forums. We're cooler than you. Learn from us.

we have
>youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

>So Veeky Forums, what's the most valuable thing you've been on without having to suck cock
My car

maybe anglos
no wonder british men left that shitty island to conquer the world

woman without makeup. she's actually not bad looking desu.

>So Veeky Forums, what's the most valuable thing you've been on without having to suck cock

If you just leave it in your mouth until the swelling goes down are you technically sucking?

She's arright

I really don't understand ethnic fetishes. Did your mom not love you or something?

i don't see the point OP post 10 and you post 0 wtf ?

To separate the men from the boys

i'd rather be boy is be men imploy fuck ugly shit.

>mid to late 1980s
>be me
>both parents were in the aviation industry
>father was an engineer at Rolls Royse
>mother sold corporate jets
>she even sold one to Bill Cosby
>he probably raped her as payment
>used to ride around in Gulfstreams, Lears, and Challengers when going on vacation

Dude what the fuck are you even trying to say? No wonder you don't like white girls you've probably never seen one.

Was your mom a pill-head model? Because that's the only kind of girl Cosby "raped"

In all likelihood, she probably never even met the guy.

>hi there, just letting everyone on social media know that i'm thotting around some guy who owns a boat

my gf is white but it's not a deep shit like yours.

Post her

Veeky Forums is already a part of /pol/

/p/o/l/

See?

>beta cucks would get on there's knees and kiss the feet of a THOT

ITT: Veeky Forums mad no one invites them on their boat/private jet etc

I dont have an ethnic fetish. But i prefer my women germanic or slavic like I am.
And if you look at other ethnicities than anglos have one of the worst women. Especially european

> suck old cock
yeah right. They just got invited on so the owner could feel like people like him when they really just like his money

If you ever wonder how instagram models are always in exotic places with exotic vehicles

99% Will get old, and dumped and 1% becomes Julia Roberts in pretty woman. But the 99% sell their bodies for a few years of the good life and then if they didn't get knocked up, the rug gets pulled out from under them. They're now in their mid to late 20's have no skills, no saved money and most likely will never live like that again. It would depress the shit out of me.

$40k to get fucked? Lets turn this dude gay and i'll let him cum in my ass every day

imagine


living a life just to serve and pleasure


lmao

>implying you'd want to own a boat even if you had the money for it

The best way to own a boat is to find someone who already owns one and become their good friend so they let you on it or borrow it.

bust out anotha thousan

Been thinking about getting one of these deals y/n?

just get good at boats and rich people will pay you to drive them around

There is a difference between just about having money for a boat, having more than enough money for a boat and requiring a boat to go about your daily business.

I don't see why you would have a boat if you didn't live on the ocean front and had some place to take it. Like people go out to sea and come back to the same dock. They don't even catch any fish or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Gfs fathers yacht
2.5mil euros
I actually had to get my dick sucked to come aboard

Girls seek attention. If they get a lot of attention and affirmation, they like themselves more.

Nobody realizes how much women actually NEED to be wanted. Its a weakness you can use to your advantage, no matter how hot she is.

Jokes on you cause women like getting bribed into sucking rich old dudes cocks.

>I want to be a slut but I don't want to admit that I want to be a slut.
>So if he bribes me into being a slut, I get to be a slut but I also get to pretend I didn't actually want to be a slut and I'm only doing it because he made me do it
Women are 4d chess motherfuckers.

Apply the same logic that Veeky Forums applies to shitboxes and they aren't that bad. Just buy cheap, reliable, maintainable, minimalistic. You run into trouble when you start adding plush, upholstered bullshit and electronics.

Honestly marine engines, especially 2-smokes, are a blast to work on.

A boat that exists just for the purpose of launching the jetski from the water? For what purpose?

for rescuing surfers duh

The jet ski serves as the engine for the shuttlecraft. You can ferry people out to deep water then pull the jet ski out of the boat and do high speed watersports stuff without the expense of a speedboat and meanwhile people are partying back on the barge.

Look, it's a TheLastPsychiatrist sighting!

How the fuck does anyone else know TheLastPsychiatrist?

I'm an actual psychiatrist... how the fuck do you normies even know we exist.

I'm just a lurker because I'm car shopping and it's stressing me out. Are you aware of his new blog at hotelconcierge? Just started the latest post:
hotelconcierge.tumblr.com/post/162571849189/the-tower

>how the fuck do you normies even know we exist
I'm in a Reichian somatic therapy myself. Or did you mean Veeky Forums?


Btw, I meant comedian Patrice O'Neal, not Alone, although in my defense it's a very TLP-y notion.

>woman without makeup.
I thought they looked like this

Never flown anywhere? Or do you pay for that by sucking dick?

They look like teenage boys. Good luck unseeing.

Also, has no one in this thread heard of TagTheSponsor?

>Sail out into the ocean
>Jetskier fucks off and gets himself killed, as those faggots invariably do
>????
>Profit?
I hoped it wasn't really that stupid, but I knew in my heart that it was.

So you'd rather be on a speedboat with him when he crashes so you die too instead of just calling for help? They're not exactly made for transatlantic voyages

>Alone is still alive
Wtf i'd have assumed he killed himself if it wasn't for his site still being up.

You figure it out pretty quickly after watching plenty of trap porn and trying and failing to pick them out by their facial structure.

>They look like teenage boys.
HOT

>tfw no boyish looking hipster gf

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