[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

>Hey user, is this sexy beast yours?

Ask CBR for a carbon cover

>mfw replaced engine oil

4, 5 and 6 unf

Onsa

Jokes on you i happen to enjoy dick
But i was down on my knees in a parking lot talking slutty shit and few men dare get their dick sucked in public
After i said "i can let my hair down if you want to pull it, i love getting a hot load forced all the way down" he got right the fuck back on his car

What kinda cunt steals a motorbike spot in a car anyways
Have a qt to offset the faggotry

No, I'm not a closet gay so I don't like man-looking "white" women or hondas

Now this is what I'm talking about. Oh baby.

"biker chick" is the worst meme around. to paraphrase that black guy
"you want a girlfriend who works on engines, wears heavy boots and drinks beer, nigga you want a boyfriend"

>.t Harley rider

Thats gonna get cold

Only jealous niggas say that, and then they trade their bike in for a crossover with a 6 star safety rating and seating for 10 because their wife wants one.

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>replacing oil
>not having a total loss lubrication system
what are you, a treehugger?

what's a good starter bike for a 194cm guy
I'm a major lanklet so my weight isn't really a problem

>most of the posters here would rather have this than that

damn I wish I was bi, it looks so much fun
too bad I only like pussy

Post bikes, no harleys allowed edition

eh, with the fuckton of heat that thing makes it might as well stay warm even with all the wind
shit normally gets to 75°C in the city

>75c

Cold.

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well, over 90 youre risking hard
if I stop at a red light it creeps to over 80
then I have a black jacket
the result is a lake of sweat

Hell yeah, real life animu girls a best.

brap brap motherfucker

PLEASE go away
please
no anime
anime = bad
no post anime
please

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Impossible.

You know this is just going to make them sperg post anime for several threads now right

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no u

jesus christ youre right
I hate anime so goddamn much
I only like dragon ball and gto, the rest is just useless "epic" sagas, nonsense fights, pointless sad stories, gay (not necessarily literally) love stories and general waste of time and brain cells
the drawings are annoying too

Here's my expensive unicycle.

>tfw new bike is already in the shop

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Im surprised.

Nice bike user

>t. rinfag

How much should I expect to spend on my first bike, assuming I buy used? $1500?

>I only like dragon ball
>the rest is just useless "epic" sagas, nonsense fights
OH THE IRONY

I don't blame you, most people seem to think I don't actually have one.

you seriously wear the fucking variant with a mohawk on a cruiser?

yes, I know, dragon ball too
but the thing is, one time is fine
just like with AC/DC
one album is great
the second is the same shit so completely unnecessary
I started watching dragon ball as a kid so it has a sentimental value to me, but watching naruto feels like the same shit all over

as much as you want. $1500 is rather low.

I had a friend in high school who would do that all the time.

>"hey man, you better fuck right off or I'll suck your dick."

Worked every time.

I guess I want a boyfriend.

well, you know what they say, if it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid

I know its ugly as sin, but I cannot help being lured to the Yamaha VMAX (1700cc version)...

Anyone with any experience?

But if its gay and it works, you're still a faggot

>Dragon Ball
>508 episodes in 11 years
>Naruto
>720 episodes in 15 years
>One Piece
>794 episodes in 18 years
What the hell is wrong with Japs? The Simpsons have 628 episodes, but they've been running for 28 years. King of the Hill has 259 episodes and I consider that a really voluminous series.

170 hp to the rear wheel is pretty cool.
So is the V4. I love V4s.

It really is too bad that it weighs 700lbs.

>fuck ugly mirrors
>bar end mirrors are just as bad
Is there a middle ground?

>What the hell is wrong with Japs?
The work week is like 50 hours in Japan... Of course they are gonna pump out content

>Is there a middle ground?
Helmet mirrors, or pic related...

Bonus point with pic related is that if you need to see something you have to crank the throttle all the way

great point
it's some innate ability of anime writers to inflate useless crap to the max

Deal with it

Mirrors on the bars like every non-supersport

What exactly lures you in? The acceleration? There are smaller motorcycles that are also insanely quick, like the FZ-09.

>2.7 seconds out of an 850cc

Yeeeee...

V-twin still OK

Nah you're not on your own, I like them too. I think it's the power and V4 engine for me. I'd rather one over something like a Diavel.

There was an article floating around about the life of an anime aritist in tokyo. They basically get paid per panel and live well below the poverty line for japan. I imagine it's a similar situation for animators and the like

Side b

Under-bar mirrors don't work on sportbikes, do they? Handlebars too short, fairings in the way?

Dude said "suck my dick" and it reminded me of some show that used the trick.
Getting on my knees freaked him out a bit too.

Cant for the life of me remember the show though

V-twin a best

phone posting a shit

V4 a better, but twin has its own applications.

>V4
>not V-Twin-Twin

More itabaiku!

bike looks nice, but I don't know where they were going with that paint scheme

>Usually wank to non-straight stuff
>Find it really hot
Too bad real gays are such faggots
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

samefag nobike pls go

>but I don't know where they were going with that paint scheme
Convergent towards the tail.

I was thinking "heh, my dog loves to chase bugs"
then I opened the link

thats fake news from right wingers to get people to think gays are disgusting

>2017
>Wikipedia
>Fake
Pick 2

Only posting pictures of bikes so far, but if you insist on bona fides;

(Waiting to get something newer+larger before space pirate wrap)

I'd normally agree with a claim like that, but gays and bis make up 55% of HIV cases in the US and it isn't the CIA pumping it into them if you know what I mean

Street Triple RS is going to happen boys. Prepare your diddly holes.

>still doesn't have TSC
Into the trash it will go

>changing steering head bearings

the fuck is tsc

Yeah getting the old one off the steering stem is a fucking pain. I couldn't see any way other than hammering a wedge in behind it.

Depends on what bike you are looking at, Depends where you live. You can get some pretty cheap sv650s or 300s

its not like people can just type whatever they want into wikipedia

If the races are ok, just replace the bearings ya goon

Another one!

Didn't click that shit, but if it's about pozzing negholes it's 100% true

Wikipedia is actively scrubbed of bullshit, so bad edits aren't around for long. They're pretty autistic about that.

how is it riding on one of these tall things?
Im op and it's my first bike so idk how it can be riding on something different otrr than a scooter

i sure as fuck wont put ball bearings in there if i already dismantled it all.

mother love me long time long time
sucky sucky fucky fucky wonton hong kong

I have to do my driving test with the scarver