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gents you still make these?

first for cr1t out b4 TI

>Shartour and Sh1t

Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait

I NEED THAT NEW RTC FACEPALM MEME

Sorry rtz I got you killed - t.Cr1t

Who's this Conrad Guy?

>tfw arc warden buffs incoming

poor display from the paki, don't let him near invoker in the future

POST >yfw MEGER ON MEGER ACTION

it's just longing for something that once was

reminder to pick Lina over CM

>OG turns it around
I hate their current illusion and farm strats, but I love how they always turn shit around mid-game with brilliant team fights.

>massive midas nerfs

>unironically base racing with backdoor protection

>trading out pure-blooded TI-winning americans for a shitskin and a european
SHARTOUR AND SH1T ONCE AGAIN CONSPIRE TO BRING EG DOWN

WHO WILL STOP THESE CHOKING SHITTERS

the last and only time i saw universe being this sad and tired was during his brief stay in secret
poor guy

Are we cheering for EG or IG game three?

newbee vs rnadom coming up

>Caster sucking Cr1t's dick despite his mistake causing them the game

Who hired these monkeys?

IG

good fucking riddance

im going to blog as much during esports as i want, fuck you guys and fuck this retarded slark

Apologize

EG

Why is it always Arteezy and Cr1t that lose games for EG?

It's not helping fuel my "it's never Arteezy's fault" narrative, STOP IT NOW

*sucks in air to make a gross noise and saliva drops everywhere* - cr1t, arteezy & sumail

ig, hoping for burning to do well and win a valve event finally

REMOVE MIDAS remove midas

we're at the end for /d2g/'s first swiss group stage
swiss groups for ti7?

>"i-is that you, p-puppey?"

buff midas

SHARTOUR AND SHIT, SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD

S H A R T O U R
S H 1 T

BRING BACK CLINT AND PETER

If RTZ was alive it could have been much closer.

>enemy team overpicks shitty-early cores like slark
>teammate juggernaut goes 8 minute midas

picking slark versus tidehunter is a bad idea in general
be more vocal during your pick phase

Just make camps respawn faster.

what's next for our boy artour? I don't think Puppan will take him back after Secret wins the Major.

What happened to Ad Finem?

3 years straight w/o euro kekkers getting top 6 at TIs since Shitlliance's fluke at TI3

i miss this GOAT team :')

IG

I can't wait for this bum to be teamless after this major.

No clutch whatsoever, not stable, can't perform well if his team doesn't focus completely on him. He truly is Shartour.

Who's the Chinese guy beside Sumail in the back?

Where is she now?

Liquid

hello r*ddit

IG are OBJECTIVELY OUR GUYS
EG are OBJECTIVELY REDDITS GUYS

Think you forgot something there mo0

mouz

come back ppd

No.
Midas needs to be removed.
Iron talon needs to be removed
The only farming item that should exist is battlefury.

is that not her in the black?

I want Fear back.

rtz out
mason in

why are they praising cr1t after that game? what the actual fuck

>enabling nu-EG in any way

IG all the way baby

Holy shit I just realized Mason has been better than Arteezy this tournament.

The same guy who's a commentator right now at the table.

>Nearly all teams are equal
>Secret stomping everyone
Do you think the other teams underestimated Secret?

who? needs a better picture

cr1t out
bulba in

Tide gets fucked by slark in a trilane or even duolanes sometimes. You're just in a shit bracket.

Was TI5 Fear the best carry the game has ever seen?

Midone is the protagonist of the tournament

>Remove Fear and ppd, the two most AMERICAN players on your team
>Become shit
Can someone connect the dots here? I'm having trouble seeing the connection

Why isn't the panel checking in with us?

>midone
>not abed

Circle of life

>showing strats in groupstage
Hues will btfo secret, screencap this

there are a lot of players who have been better than arteezy this tournament

Guys why didn't RTZ OUR BOY

hit rax instead of hitting tier 4 towers?????

i'm at 5.3k and out of all the times I've seen slark picked versus tide (like four times since tide's pick rate is abysmal), the slark has performed horribly
if the tide times his anchor smashes to go off after dark pact the slark is going to deal no damage and the burden of bringing tide down is left to the supports

>retards think midas is op

Lol badies

>it's an aui talks over everyone else episode

True and Kuroky the overrated piece of shit will be finally out and sucking some muslim cocks

He needs to go back!

hi d2g banel here howsit goin

dey fe ar wat dey can't not undertand

i like aui

are there still arteezy fans in here?

how can you defend him still?

>*sips Pina Colada and lights a 10 000$ Cuban CEO cigar*

Just checking in on you guys, how's it going ?

DAC 2015 fear was the greatest example of a player hard carrying a team every game for an entire tournament in any esport I have ever seen. That was his first 'valve' event win, he really really really tried hard

>/d2g/ question

>it's about panels opinion on fuTA?

fuck you white supremacists and fuck drumpf
sumail and universe are as american as ppd and fear

WHY IS TEAM LIQUID SO FUCKING SHIT?

MANLETS BTFO

man that relocate missplay from cr1t fucked up the whole game

lmafo swapped her out

>boston major

>reddit again

How much does valve have to pander to them, I can't watch this any longer

>picking batrider+alch instead of monkey+lina
what is fitjew doing?

While Sharteezy was pretty bad, Sh1t relocating back with him was the real shitter there

source please god jesus christ almighty

M E E P O
E
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P
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

Haven't been watching much, have Aui & 1437 been on the same panel?

xD

can some redditspy please ask why they never ask /d2g/'s opinion about things

>Pina Colada

IF I ever rule the world the first thing I am going to do is eradicate coconuts.

everything about them is FUCKING

D I S G U S T I N G

>IT WAS SH1T-
IT WAS SH1T-
>IT WAS SH1T-
IT WAS SH1T-
>IT WAS SH1T-
IT WAS SH1T-

SEA is the most powerful race.

>be ceo of a organization with no more teams cause you kicked everyone and a failing tier 2 team

Are ppd fags aware that if eg fails then he fails the most. The company doesnt pull money out the ass, its tourney wins and merch sales, 2ez4rtz shirts make up 80% of the company income.