Itt: things normies say

Ah yes, the tribe of reasonable people, who prefer to drive at least 10 below the speed limit, who prefer to lose a quarter of their cars value as soon as it drives off the dealership and who are unable to comprehend the advantages and disadvantages of manuals.

>is that a HEMI?

>your car is nearly 5 years old, you should trade it in before you start having problems, plus the major service is going to expensive.
>Your car is nearly 5 years old, you should sell it before it depreciates too much.
>Don't buy used, you will only have problems.
>Why would you spend that much on tires? they all do the same thing

>why would you get a coupe? they're not practical at all. get something like a crossover.

Alphonse!!!

>whoa that op is a faggot!

lmoao

No I am his other friend, the one that starts with an S

>that's a dirtbike, right?
>how can you ride more than 300km a day
>why do you ride? It's way to dangerous!

Stupid Retard?

yes

>why don't you buy something better for the environment? Your car is so loud it must have bad emissions
>You want some piece of shit Toyota from the 80s? Wtf is wrong with you?
>You must have some kind deathwish to ride a motorcycle
>I bought it because it was [insert color]
>you need to fix your paint
>you need to fix your exhaust
>You need to clean your rims (on painted black wheels)
>You need to fix [random shit they know nothing about]
>it's only worth 20k? But it's a sports car

Etc. Etc. Eyc.

Fuck normies reeeeee

>tfw you have the most bland, reasonable and practical car within your circle of friends
>and both of your parents
>tfw when you see the disppointed looks of your friends
>tfw female friend is asks 'is this yours now? as in you bought THIS?'
>tfw my neighbour bought an MX5 and everyone keeps asking if it's mine

Never knew that was a feel.

I mean it's very reliable and you can throw tons of shit in the back, and it was very cheap so I'm actually more than OK with it for now.

Also what they don't know yet is I just bought a Wartburg to fix up over winter.

it looks like a happy fat kid who doesn't realize how shitty life's gonna get for him in a few years when he hits high school and develops self esteem problems

>wow this was made before we were born
>why do you carry that tool box in the back all the time
>hey user, my cars making a funny noise can you come and have a look

>98k miles? that's really high
>i cant learn manual, I'll die!

What the fuck kind of normies do you know, user?

All of my normie friends, the girls included, prefer 90s JDM manual cars. Nobody gives a shit if you drive a BMW or a Toyobaru, it just means your parents obviously paid for your car.

Wartburg Bro

>What the hell did you buy that car for? For the same price you could've had a practical four door hatchback with a fuel saving 120 hp diesel.

>LS is the god engine
>How your car sounds is important

>that post
I swear to god, every time I hear someone say something along the lines of "why is your car so old, user, aren't you gonna buy a new one?" I wanna smack them upside the head with a book on how to save fucking money.

>How are you going to drive RWD in the snow?
>Does it still have the cop chip?

What the fuck is a cop chip?

Y'know, I want to prove you wrong - but I don't hang out with anyone.

I still subscribe to the fact that Veeky Forums just over-exaggerates everything, so my bet is that none of you faggots talk to anyone IRL either.

I assume some kind of ECU piggyback as a Blues Brothers throwback.

>Revving to 5k in k20a2
>You're gonna blow up your engine

>dont spend so much on tires, they all do the same thing
>they say as they slip and slide during winter

speed is subjective

>We're all going to die

>>How are you going to drive RWD in the snow?
This, in college I was on of the first to own a car (yuropoor). Couple others had one too in my class, though they had hatchback shitboxed.
I have a glorious volvo 940 wagon, 190hp originally. Put a higher pressure turbo on it later.
>mom mobile
For some project we had to go to some field in the middle of nowhere, during winter.
>Stacy and friends take her mom's eco automatic crossover
>"you're going to drive that landbarge through snow? Isn't rwd dangerous?"
>road is closed off due to ice, they take a detour, I ignore the sign
>they slip and get stuck in a ditch, call me to pick them up
>get there, stacy is still trying to get the car out of the ditch
>ask her why she didn't lock it in 2nd
>"user, this is an auto, you're so silly"
>mfw
>they again ask me if rwd isn't dangerous
>icy road, so i was already going "slow"
>shift back from 3rd to 1st and floor it
mighty keks were had that day

Normies don't just get in your car and then tell you you should have got a different car, that's weird

lol

Maybe if the nornies you know are actually bogans. I bet you're Australian.

...

They litterally do.

Drive a modified 80's japanese car and nost normies will think it's a shit box even if it's something awesome and highly desired like an autech r31. I try avoid caf conversations with normiss as much as possible.

Things summer fag normies do

>Post op pics with shit quality and resolution size

Ex GF always tried playing the whole car girl role cuz she knew I love cars
>Oh I love cars, especially subarus! (literally can't tell a WRX and STI apart)
oh well this is what I'm getting next (showed pic of a '91 R32)
>but...user that car just looks old
It didn't last much longer after that

>user you should let me drive your car!

sure, wanna fuck my wife too?

>shopping for a car a while back, briefly considered getting an Acura TSX
>user, you should be careful about getting that car, luxury cars are expensive for maintenance
>literally the same average maintenance cost as a Civic
>not maintaining your vehicle yourself

Fucking normalfags

>Acura TSX
Kek, those were literally sold as Accords in other parts of the world.

I didn't even waste my time trying to explain that. The thing that really made me irritated is that, despite knowing nothing of what they were talking about, they felt the need to pull bullshit out of thin air and pass it off as legitimate information.

>you need to stop riding motorcycles, they're DANGEROUS
>why would you spend money fixing up your old car instead of taking a loan to buy a new one?
>what do you mean you like that old car?
>what do you mean you don't want debt? You have to build credit!
>no user you can't live without a credit score
>you bought ANOTHER bike?
>bikes can't corner. They only make up for it with power/weight

>user you should get a hyundai veloster it's really sporty

>Such and such car can go 0-60 mph or 0-100 kph in ____ seconds

Can't get much more normie than that

>only two seats....??
>WHY IS IT SO BUMPY AND LOUD???
>ugh the AC doesn't work?
>why do you spend so much money on this unreliable and old thing?
>manual looks like so much work wtf
>it smells like gas in here...
>so wait... we're putting our stuff in the front hood?

>user, why would you want a manual when automatics have become faster than manuals

cute SW20

>>eww why does your car have a manual?

Nobody's every heard that. I usually get people telling me how they wish they could drive stick and how skilled I must be.

When looking at a GTI Clubsport in a VW dealership
>it doesn't even have leather seats!

Same day, was helping aunt look for a Golf
>Yes the 2 litre 6-speed Golf is the same price, but this 1.6 5-speed is two months newer!

When drying my car with quick detailer spray after washing
>Are you polishing you car again?!

Maybe my friends aren't as rude as yours.
If you invite friends round to your house they don't walk in and start complaining about it right?

"Why would i care if anyone else can drive it? Its my car"

If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain how my p71 isn't fast...

>If you invite friends round to your house they don't walk in and start complaining about it right?
Yeah, but that's a house. A car's just a car, like a fridge is just a fridge or a lamp is just a lamp.

if you hate cars just get the fuck out of here you retarded fag lmao

>>ugh the AC doesn't work?
this is a legit criticism though.
>>it smells like gas in here...
exhaust leak?

>tfw last girlfriend was a 42-year-old management professional and she wanted me to keep my 1996 Miata or possibly get an E36 BMW.

These are all real things said by real people in my life.

>who makes that Z car, I like that one
>boy the new Kias sure are nice
>my civic is actually pretty fast
>what's the point of snow tires? Just get all season tires
>buying used is a scam
>user don't pass those big rigs so fast
>user just stay in the left lane, why do you go back to the right lane after passing?
>I want to tint my windows
>cop cars are really fast
>GM makes really reliable cars, they're a great deal
>doesn't Lexus own Toyota?
>I wanna put suspension on my car
>I went 100 once omg it was so scary

Do normies know how cringe worthy they are? They are blissfully unaware.

Most intelligent normies instead say
>whoa slow down you're going too fast

>>doesn't Lexus own Toyota?
lmfao my friend says this every fucking time

he keeps asking "what car companies does VAG own?"

I have no idea. it only smells like gas when I fill it all the way up though I haven't experienced that since I got a new gas cap

probably a shitty gas cap then

I own ur mum's VAG

Literally the only time a manual is fun is when you're the driver. Being a passenger to someone else driving a manual fucking sucks.

>whoa slow down your going too fast!

are you fucking serious? the people i know who drive fast are totally reckless and have had wrecks entirely their own fault. car people don't usually drive fast or tailgate. The ones who do think they're dale earnhardt jr, and also get in wrecks of entirely of their own fault.

Some broad did ask me one time if I got a manual because I couldn't afford the auto.

>Ah yes, the tribe of reasonable people, who prefer to drive at least 10 below the speed limit,

what is wrong with that?

>his car doesnt smell like gas
Had a 2002 echo with a hole in the gas tank 3/4ths of the way filled and it smelled OUTSIDE the car kek

Haha she was probably like 45

She was 26, but that's not really pertinent to the story.

>oh wow, this thing really doesn't turn all that well, does it?
>don't you often feel weird sitting so high up?
Bitch, you sit higher up in a damned VW Transporter
>how do you know where to have the stick at all times?
He was referring to the transfer stick, aka high range/low range/4wd
>it doesn't have ABS brakes? Isn't that super dangerous and really hard to drive without?

Wartburgs are shit, kill yourself my nigger

>Being a passenger to someone else driving a manual fucking sucks.
Only if they're a shit driver.

>why the fuck is your engine a Dorito?

weird I get
>I'll get you parking spot in the closed lot under the building, your car deserves it
>that is a nice car, I want to ride in it!
>Why do you make so much movement for downshifts(about double clutching)
>your car is so loud
>wait the roof comes OFF!?
>when are we going for a ride user?

also
>look at that porsche
guilty of that myself
>drive around w roof down
>see a black car w roof down
>"hmm thats a WEIRD fucking porsche"
>get closer
>realize its the same car as mine
>get closer
>realize I've driven that car

>double clutching
You're supposed to be granny shifting you moron

>user you should get a hyundai veloster it's really sporty
But I already have a veloster turbo why would I want the slower one.

>friends
tfw almost 30 and last friend was in elementary school.

Seriously?

I'm almost 40 and my best friend has been my best friend since fuckin' 8th grade. What the hell man?

>Seriously?
unfortunately
>What the hell man?
If I knew I'd have friends. Tried everything, singles groups, group activity finders, religion faggotry groups. Nothing.

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Yeah I'm at the point now where when people tell me they only want a new car I just laugh and let them continue being retarded

The best part is the 2017 version of my car is literally worse in every way, fuckin retarded normies are what keep dealerships afloat

She sounds like a cool chick

Yeah, but they're not bogans. Just normal teenagers, mostly.

autist

Vauxhal
Alfa
General motors

This thread is actually a tour de force of autism. People having hypothetical conversations with each other about things that were never said to them by anyone else. I am taking a shit and posting from my phone and I am squealing in laughter.

cool man

If you put some toilet paper in the bowl before you poop, it helps keep water ( and possibly your own urine) from splashing into your butt hole.

only works for the first nug

>engine around 4-5k
>OMG user YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED SLOW DOWN
>shift up
>thanks for going slower user you're really a dare devil

>Crossovers are useless
>Manuals are better than anything regardless of application
>rwd is bad in snow
>front is bad in snow
>all you need is awd
>you never need awd
>Basically anything ever said by a Subaru owner
>WOAH 60k on the odo, time to get rid of this relic
>3k civics over brand new cars
>anything fiat/Chrysler/dodge/jeep in a positive light