Ways to Fuck Someone's Car

Seeking revenge, nothing criminal, not gonna cause any physical or operational damage.

I figured:

>taking the plug spark plug wires and switching them at random.
>removing car battery
>removing midpipe from exhaust system
>removing fuel pump relay and/or fuse

I'm a horrible faggot, wwyd Veeky Forums?

>vandalism
>nothing criminal
Pick one. Just hit them in the head with a nightstick if you want to send a message.

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OP here it's a friend I know, so it's all in good faith. Not trying to fuck with strangers.

You should be fucking banned

Put sugar in his gas tank

If it has a coil pack, unplug the coil pack connector just enough so that it looks plugged in but it isn't. It'll crank but not fire.

Put diesel in his gas tank

Put gas in his gas tank

Not direct ignition, sadly.

You got it user, the cats and O2 sensors will love this stuff.

Put potato in exhaust

stop being a beta and actually confront them like an adult.

Do you actually have friends or do you think you still have friends even though they never speak to you?

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Draw a penis on their window with your pee

There are much more subtle ways to get revenge.

Obtain a blank death certificate.
Fill in the details of your mark.
Forge a letter from the mark's wife, confirming the unfortunate death.
Send both the death certificate and the letter to: IRS & social security.

Ive heard of the ziptie on driveline

grow a dick and go see them face to face

Wait until there's a series of break-ins or robberies in your mark's city or district.
Plant a fake gun & a ski mask in your mark's car
Call the police, tell them you recognize the criminal's car

Don't be a filthy nigger, but if you steal there valve cores late at night they will need new tires in the morning because the sidewalls will be ruined.

Replace all belts with gummy snakes

Piss on the air filter

>Seeking revenge, nothing criminal
>OP here it's a friend I know, so it's all in good faith.

You keep on lying to us. You state he is your friend, but you want to wreck his engine by having spark plugs fire at the wrong time such as when the piston is still moving on the upstroke.

You seem to have his car key and his alarm doesn't go off, so you must have stolen one of his key fobs. He was then fooled into thinking he lost an expensive key fob.

Fuck their significant other

>I want to be a little bitch but I need your help Veeky Forums
grow a pair and beat him up or fuck off

bite the tires

>nothing criminal
> Vandalising someone's car
No, vandalism is still illegal...