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Why Didn't You Save Her Edition

Link Never Tapped That Edition

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>I never played a Zelda game, where should I start from?
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Accidentally left up the old Edition line, but I guess it counts here too.

Fish is cutest waifu

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Objectively and veritably incorrect.

copy pasta is a hell of a drug

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>tfw we'll never get memories or gameplay of us hanging out with the other champions
>We'll never get to explore our previous relationships with them

>you could only farm the UFO for rare materials

D-w-l-adable C-nte-t

guess the phrase user!

close up of her smile

All of the content after August is going to be gear referencing older games

I want to protect that smile

>No Childhood antics in Zora's Domain with you bff Mipha

>Nintendo-san, let's put aliens in our new Zelda
>Hmm, that's different, but it sounds interesting. Approved!
>Hooray, let's design some nice UFOs to-
>Wait a minute, this is almost a Metroid or a Starfox game, CANCEL IT

>fish
You better not have been talking about Marin, you quintupple nigger.

Nah senpai that's a seagull

Save Barta twice and she doesn't consider you her dream guy. I swear Gerudo are easily impressed by anyone who isn't Link

Good. Just making sure.
...Wait, then did you mean that your waifu is the Wind Fish?

Nobody can steal your waifu if a 80 foot whale in a dream

Riju is and that's all that counts.

Instant wallpaper

Can you wear the Voe clothing inside the city?

Nope you can only wear Vai out fit mixed and matched with Snow boots, Sand boots and/or Thunder Helm

I want more. I have several Sheikah, multiple Hylians and a couple of Zora gagging for it. A single Gerudo isn't cutting it

I think that's the Vai stuff dyed.

Boy am I sad she is dead. I just can't stop crying about her rotting fish carcass. Sure is a shame she never got to tell Link how she felt. Such a damn shame.

>implying she's dead
>implying she's a fish
>implying anybody gives a shit about BoTW!Zelda

kek

if Lorule history is similar to that of Hyrule, I wonder how the story of OoT or FS could be, I mean 4 too-scared-to-do-shit Ravios running arround and jewing the hell of everyone sounds fun enough to see.

>Ravio saved Lorule by coming to Hyrule and giving Link the tools he needed to stop Yuga

I think Ravio just outsmarts every badguy. Past Ravios probably just pushed a boulder down a hill to destroy whatever threatened Lorule.

Oh and they also marry and get femdommed by Hilda

so you like Lord Jabu Jabu?

Do you guys just mix ingredients to get the best effects or do you at least try to combine food for a decent dish?

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
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How do i best thunderblight ganon

Daruk's protection, wait for the electricity to dissipate for a strike

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I like it

More like you're fucking retarded.

APPLY YOURSELF NEXT TIME YOU NIGGER.

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It's 3am, are you making sure the Old Man isn't covered in Star Fragments?

Why would a ghost need to sleep

Run as soon as he teleports. Then beat his shit in.

Because he's not a ghost. He's just an Old Man.

Also I cut down all the trees so he could see his prey.

>Cutting down the forest where the prey lives

retard

I hope the next zelda open world takes place on an island

Is Demise Ganon? Is Ganon Ganondorf? I was never clear on this.

I WANT TO FUCK FI

PROTECT HER!

Demise is Demise, the original King of the demons

Ganondorf is a Gerudo

Ganon is the result of Ganondorf being corrupted, so to speak anyways, by the Triforce of power

Whether what motivated Ganondorf to become evil was he himself or Demise's curse on the Hero/Hylia or the Tribe of the goddess, is sort of up to debate, because SS makes it clear that an incarnation of Demise's hatred will follow them for eternity

I ENJOY PLAYING AS THIS BIRD

Neither.

With his last breath Demise cursed Link and Zelda so that the land would never know true peace. In some form or another, the same rage that boiled within him would return again and again to plague their kingdom and their descendants.

Fortunately Hylia had already set shit up so that Link would always be reincarnated in time to put a stop to each threat her people would face and for good measure she sacrificed her godhood to be reborn as a Hylian herself so that she would always be there with Link to help stem the tide of darkness.

Is there a stamina equivalent of broken cooked hearty meals?

I think Ganondorf did what he did for his own reasons, it just lead him down a path that ended up with him being fueled by that rage.

Endura Shrooms
Endura Carrots
Even 1 Staminoka Bass = 1 full wheel cooked alone

Was Revali gay for Link?

Everyone was gay for Link.

Where's the best place to farm (and what ones actually drop) GREEN Lizalfos tails? Been finding a ton of Green Lizalfos around Zora area, but no tails drop.

Have you ever wondered when you pass by the ruined houses that one of them might be Link's house. But he'll never know.

use your smartphone to track them

I thought Hylia split into three parts and lived on as the triforce.

Link seems to care more about his memories of muh Zelda than his own family

I'd imagine Link lived near Zora's river, there are a few houses around the marshlands there

No the Triforce was what Demise was after to begin with even when Hylia was still a goddess.

The Triforce was left behind by the Golden Goddesses after they departed Hyrule and represents a fragment of that power of creation.

>That day Urbosa made all the other champions dress in traditional Gerudo clothing.

Track what?

Zelda is Hylia

Link's memories were based on the pictures on the camera. Zelda took all those pictures. He has no pictures to jog anything else.

Was she in Skyward Sword?

Yes

What the fuck are you smoking?

ayy lmao what

It's pretty good stuff. It's called "I didn't pay attention to any of the endings". Good thing the lore doesn't even matter.

That's the plot of Skyward Sword, Zelda being Hylia reborn

>Hylian herself so that she would always be there with Link to help stem the tide of darkness.

You mean so she could be with her husbando that she used her goddesspowers to bring from 2D.

>You will never bring your waifu to life and reincarnate alongside them for all existence to "save the world"

green lizards. take their picture

That just means the prey has no where to hide now. Say that's stupid is like avoiding jumping into the water in the snowy area because you think he can't get out before the water kills you.

PROTIP, YOU CAN.

SPLASH

Green lizalfos do not drop the tails.

Got it handled, thanks anyway anons.

Does Zelda know she's Hylia? Sorry I didn't play. I quit after the flying controls.

>so she could be with her husbando that she used her goddesspowers to bring from 2D.

What? The original Link was a hero that stayed on the surface and held back all of the forces of Demise while the people safely fled onto what became Skyloft. When he died Hylia blessed him so that he would be reincarnated when her people had need of a hero.

And what's he going to do when he needs to hunt again? The prey is all gone because you chopped down the forest.

I think she figures it out or finds out in Skyward Sword but it's a safe bet most of the other Zeldas have no idea.

Where is the prey going to go? Off the cliff?

He'll find the prey easily as they hide behind stumps.

ONE HALF HEART GONE

You know despite as fun as it would be to play before the collapse. It would be the worst escort mission possible.

Daily reminder every girl that wants the Link Dick has an "accident" if they're not Zelda.

Yes, she eventually finds out

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And out with only losing a single heart. EASY

>Link x CIA
Is link a big guy?

Why does Cia have such nice tits? post more cia

How is it even possible to be this absolutely cucked

As the goddess of time, she was able to cause a timeline in which she developed perfectly.

Just think of the countless lives Hyrule could've saved if Link had just given her the dick.

But she didn't even give him a chance. She attacked before even trying to talk to him.

>TP Zelda/Link

Should have used WW Link and Tetra, TP Link is for Midna only

At least she just got to enjoy 100 years of quality time with his slumbering body.

Right, he never knew of her existence until she began doing shit.

She was probably just watching him on her magic TV though. And Zelda was watching it too which probably ruined the experience

>tfw you discover that ganonhorse is monstrous enough to handle not one
>not three
>but TWO guardian blasts
>and live to continue murder sprees

Does Link have a Master Dick?

Midna and Link wanted to fuck so badly, but Midna knew what was going to happen to her, so she fled back to the Twilight Realm and destroyed the mirror to save herself.

>Zelda watching Link while fighting Ganon.
>Cia shows up.
>Finds Link asleep in the pool.
>Cia starts feeling Link up.
>Cia looks over in Zelda's general direction, and gives a wink.
>Zelda can only watch.
>Cia strips down and climbs in next to Link.
>Has her way with him.
>Zelda can only watch.
>Cia visits frequently.
>Takes selfies while she rides Link's helpless dick.
>Posts them on-line.
>Zelda can only watch.

SHE WAS DOING FINE

AND SURE HYRULE WOULD HAVE INVADED THE SHIT OUT OF THE TWILIGHT REALM AND GENOCIDED THEM

BUT STILL

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA TO TP2 PLEASE