/twg/ - Total War General

But are they comfy and fun to play?

Wood elves are a shit who razed The Fay's Capitol and I have no regrets about burning down their fucking tree to the ground and wiping two of the factions off the face of the map, when I'm done with razing and subjugating Estalia, and maybe even Tilea and the Border Princes as well, I'm coming back to finish the job.

do I get free DLC for rolling those I don't have?

Absolutely.

>tfw stopped coming to these threads ever since Total Warhammer was announced
How has this shithole been doing?

Rollan

surprisingly better than ever kinda

Yes

Just tweet @totalwar and tell them what you rolled and they'll DM you a DLC code

Yeah, you can larp with the AI wood elves and stay in the woods while chaos burns down the realms of men

And all since the user in question left the threads.

Really makes you think, huh?

whoa

Literally better than before

So please stay away

Stale goblin and warhammer memes every thread

Its not, its Tod, you can see his city in the FLC picture

Can't be any staler than Rome II memes, especially since they were never funny to start with.

So what do you think the chances of skaven machines getting their trade mark catastrophic failures in WH2 are?

I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!

We all hope so

I hope they are insanely powerful, and often blow up wiping out themselves and everyone near them

no you won't

I'm so fucking tired of this fantasy shit

Please G*d make it end

Thanks, guys. Keeping my hopes up.

>G*d
You motherfucker

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Make your life end.

>entire army is cheap and expendable, even the elites
>every battle you lose half your army to accidents
Make it happen, CA

If this works, put me in the inevitable screencap.

doubtful, CA is conservative and doesn't add in the more probability-based zany parts of the tabletop so far

>lose entire army
>regen it all next turn

Oh shit nigger, faggots who use twatter get disqualified, the earlier user tricked you.

>Please G*d

Is that you Bapistposter?

You haven't been around for a while

>Starting any request to a company with "Someone of Veeky Forums said"

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

is grimgor some kind of hero in the lore?

he's always destroying chaos and skaven armies

>implying anyone would give a shit either way

Do you guys think CA could make LotR total war game?
I miss that franhise.

grimgor doesnt hero or villain, grimgor just grimgors

I just realised that Skaven are going to get huge public order maluses to represent the general scheming and shit they go through, with Skaven rebel armies representing someone trying to backstab their way to power.

>"fap to pics of slaneesh"
Surely an approvable request, user.

No. LotR is redundant now that TWW exists.

>hero

Not exactly, but he has fought a lot of the races in the old world.

He just wants worthy foes.

youtube.com/watch?v=-GdSr2bcqtY&t=1m10s

Why does this guy sound so fake and irritating?

As I recall, any kind of holy symbols or sanctuaries pain vampires, whether it be Sigmar, the Lady, or the Chaos Gods. They're arrogant and worship themselves, although many also have a certain respect for the progenitors of their bloodlines that can be interpreted as worship if you squint.

pretty good

is he smart compared to other orcs?

I remember there were some intelligent ork warbosses in 40k, one of them could even speak perfect eng- gothic and he was huge and super powerful

the issue , IMO , is that LoTR is basically TWW 'lite'.

Remember JRR wrote a saga/mythos

GW has been wrote a setting specifically made to set up battles and create cool units people would want to buy and fight with,

still, I would buy it

You mean the guy who brought such a Waagh that the whole greenskin society undervent rapid advancements? One with Greenskin diplomats?

rolling

heir is fine, at least compared to milkandcookiestv. THAT dude sounds really fake for some reason. Something about the way he talks.

I don't think he's fake, but he sounds it.

yeah the beast

Well, his speech, both in game and in the codexes/books is basically the same as any other orc. He's at least smart enough to run from a battle that's clearly lost, however.

Grimgor ain't on that level. He's just a really really known and experienced ork warlord. Think he smashed Acheron into the ground at one point.

Seriously, how do I Beastman, ungors are so bad I keep getting wrecked early.

>It's a jade wizard+steam tank episode

>everybody moans about how siege battles are dull and boring etc.
>everybody moans to completely rework siege battles in WHII
>CA states that is actually going to completely remove sieges from WHII
>HURR DURR PLS DON'T REMOVE SIEGE BATTLES THEY WERE OKAY LIKE THEY WERE
i can almost see it coming

ALSO
>still no confirmed naval battles in WHII
how do we cross the water then?

I'm glad my spin off meme is still ongoing, thank you user

they were more conservative at launch. They seem to embrace the more zany shit now it seems. Skaven will blow up all the time, i have faith

>>CA states that is actually going to completely remove sieges from WHII
Sauce?

>>still no confirmed naval battles in WHII
user I...

Possibly some ability improving rate of fire might come with a chance of reducing health points, though actually most misfires aren't even that bad, just stop them from firing or changes the direction of the shot.

He was stating a hypothetical situation, user, not one that just happened. Hence the "I can already see it happening".

>Talks about how sieges are boring and removing them would be fine
>While also wanting naval battles

Loving every laugh.

>how do we cross the water then?

I wasn't aware people could only cross bodies of water in naval combat.

I think theyll make most war machines recruit-able in one turn so it doesn't feel like too much of a loss when they explode. frankly, most of their units should be one turn due to how numerous they are.

Got it. I got upset reading that that I missed non greentext part.

Characters that did literally nothing wrong.

nice siege/naval autoresolve meme
+1 (You)

Mannfred

Dude what am I supposed to do as Archaon in Steel Faith Overhaul? Chosens have insane upkeep costs so I have to disband them almost immediately.

Every minor settlement has a fucking huge garrison with lots of armor piercing units and chariots so it's hard to do anything when you only have 3 chaos warriors and 2 green dogs.

Who has the funniest quests? Azshag or Grombrindal? make a poll pls

you lost Chaos campaign by not chosing Kholek in main menu

Oh shit I lost

It's the first time I lose a campaign

Kislev tracked me down and they came with a huge army in turn 5, I had cassualties in a previous battle with the vaargs. This campaign is pretty challenging on VH but I obviously played it wrong.

I think I should've picked Kholek instead

How do I get into Age of Smegma?

Steel Faith makes it even harder for Chaos since it really boosts the fuck out of Garrisons so even when you are trying to sack a lone place, your army takes a big hit.

Not sure if they even adjusted any of the chaos campaign to not make it gay and aids.

That's what I was thinking, Shaggoths are fucking great in this mod and I think Kholek and one Shaggoth can pretty much win you every single battle in the early game.

Ignore the lore completely, pick an army you like, start collecting them and play the game.

You don't

Buy a collectors box of an army you want or the starter box and play, it's popular because it's accessible. £40 in whfb couldn't buy you a viable army. It gets you a decent force in AoS with full rules.

1) ask teegee
2) wait for twwh4:sigmarine boogaloo

Oh god, my rollan chart is famous now

Now that you have tasted of the fruit of e-fame, do you feel all the more pressure to make a good rollan chart for TWW2?

one thing I don't like about your chart is that I always roll the weakest LLs

>every day walking on eggshells around the forest and hoping tree spirits dont steal your children just for laughs

NOT COMFY

waitin for 40k 8e

reroll

Ignore lore
Ignore Sigmarines
Ignore any other space marine variation
Ignore Fyreslayers

Play the game

>Stop calling it Age of Smegma
>Pick a faction you like, buy it's SC box
>Pick a realm, theme your army after that realm.
>Play the game

done.

>Today wasn't the day

As if it's possible to be comfy with children.

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Today can be the day but we need to watch that freaking stream

They done did it to me.

the pressure is too much ;_;

Fucking Veeky Forums bunch of liars