Old men are so based

it's probably their first taste of "freedom" from their own poor decisions, and lack of ability to be their own person.

Not exactly related but I just remembered this and kek'd over it

>dad is motorcycle cop in late 80's
>doing radar sitting in a hot rod shop driveway in what is basically a county/residential/industrial road
>speed limit is 30mph because deer pop out of the trees all the time and speeders die on that road quite frequently from hitting them
>people still don't give a shit and rip down it anyway
>people slowed down after they started cracking down on speeders, everyone is aware that deaths dropped drastically after
>dad hears crotch rocket coming up fast
>clocks him at 150mph in the oncoming lane
>casually follows behind him for a bit and doesn't lose sight of him because to road is so straight
>bikefag enters city street and the fucker actually stops for the next red light despite knowing he passed a cop
>dad lane splits in stopped traffic and slowly sneaks up on him
>reaches over and fucking steals the keys out of his ignition
>bikefag proceeds to chimp out with all the typical biker lines, "ego tripping pigs", etc.
>dad threatens the fight back and he pussies out immediately
>RIP this guy's license
>proceeds to borrow his friend's bike after losing it and dies after t-boing someone while he ran a red light doing 90 three weeks week later

I will never have anything but extreme contempt for sport bike riders and take great pleasure in misfortune that befalls them

That was a very comfy greentext, I guess it's because it's set in the late 80's.

there will always be people who will never learn. sometimes they pay for it.
>mfw

So he cuts a guy off and then proceeds to flip out on him?
I mean he probably didn't fight back so he could charge him with assault. I'd like to see how this plays out, but I'm kinda of glad he got his shit kicked in, motovloggers are the most loudmouthed annoying garbage ever to disgrace youtube

Fuck your dad for being a traffic pig. Speed limits are bullshit anywhere outside of a school zone. If people are dying from hitting deer that is their own problem, not a community problem. If they were running over toddlers at 150mph I'd concede the point, but hitting deer and just killing yourself? Who gives a fuck.

haven't laughed that hard in days
what a complete fucktard
>pull over!
>ahhh help!

Aside from the emotional trauma and financial implications for the family and friends it severely impedes traffic unnecessarily and requires time people and money to clean up the mess. People who do don't deserve to see the carnage as often and as brutally as they do. That and due to traffic at stoplights and other bullshit you may not even get to your destination any faster anyway. Also what makes the rest of a residential area that much different than a school zone anyway?

This isn't taking into account how dangerous inappropriately high speeds along with crazy variation in those speeds is, especially on city roads that don't operate like freeways

tiny penis. i mean look at this:
>youtu.be/WPSeTGotMMU

he wants to do vigilante justice on roasties "reckless driving" while also doing it himself.

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yeah these bitches don't upload anything where they look bad. what perplexes me is how they end up uploading stuff like this:

>youtu.be/WPSeTGotMMU

they screech like little girls when someone lane hops.

That 1v1 Sierra vs Quad chase looked kinda fun.

>I'm a socialist cuck
>please protect me, State

This maymay made me lol

>This is dash cam
>Why would this idiot upload getting his arse kicked
Then you realise what happened, fucking wow

>in full gear
>lose fistfight to guy in a polo

>>>/reddit/

>>lose fistfight to guy in a polo
that's a work shirt, get your straight.

>lose fistfight to guy in a polo
bikers are so alpha which is why they speed off between traffic after smashing someones side mirror. i find it more hilarious that the old guy is so hardcore he is driving a KIA with a car bra

I fucking hate cagers

That old fucker should have been shot

typical whiny crybaby biker

not only are you a bitch, but you're a bitch ass nigga

don't mess with a dude who takes care of things
>felis demulcta mitis

I don't get why he's flipping him off. He had an ample amount of room to go in front of the guy. It's not as if he made the guy sharply brake.

Lol what the fuck did the cager do?

Because they don't actually give a fuck about motorcycles are ride them for the poser points.

Sometimes the bike isn't enough so they feel the need to do additional hooligan shit.

If you're on a bike, why not just ride the fuck away?

I'm usually the one getting yelled at anyways.

>filter through stopped traffic at a light.
>NOBODY can possibly, legally move across lanes except with malicious intent
>in and out pretty fast, short light
>zip to the speed limit in about one second
>the faggot at the front proceeds to fucking floor it, starts gaining on me until we're even
>we both make the next light because it's 50 feet away and super short
>and stop at the next one
>"WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU FUCKING ENTITLED. FAGGOTS. HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE FUCKING LAW?"
>this man looks like he could easily be my dad
>he just went 20+ over the speed limit in a blind range and is lecturing me about the sanctity of the law of jesus christ, i mean, the state congress. same diff.
>"I COULDA HIT YOU DUMBASS"
>see greentext arrow two
>just looking at him
>say "you are wrong"
>he yells at me to grow up, fuck you, crotch rockets, kids, etc
>light turns
>there's traffic at the next light
>split through
>never see him or the traffic i passed again

>PULL OVER
>YEAH CALL 911
>Gets punched
>Breaks mirror
>WAAAAAAH Y U DO DIS R U CRAZY

Fucking lol, smile for the camera you stupid cunt.

>muh emotions

Is this what goes on across the pond?
I thought bikers were tough, but these kids are beyond the stage of being pathetic and an embarrassment to their parents.
Americans you got to do something you're full of snowcat fags.

I'll stick to RoyalJordanian vids.

he wanted to be a youtube street fight star. his plan went sideways when it turned out to be an alpha male.

>legally and safely change lanes
>someone lets you in instead of being a road rager and trying to preserve their right to tailgate the next guy
>hmm i know, this looks like easy fame
>road rage at them and start furthering the aggression on your own
>try really hard to make them look like the bad guy
also notice he is riding the new douchebag motorcycle of choice, the "sport naked", a kind of motorcycle that fans refer to as "wheelie monsters" because of how easy it is to break the law on them and hop curbs/do stunts

>tfw ride fully stock sportsbike a lot and have respect for everyone else on the road and don't do stupid shit or even get angry when people don't see me
>people probably still hate me on sight because of sports bike image

Wait a few years and sportbikes will be for mild-mannered bros.

All the hooligans are moving to motards and scooters

i think the amount of anger quintuples if you live somewhere where lane splitting is legal.

It's just so delicious, I want to buy that man a beer for saying fuck all, staying collected and muttering cocksucker as he drives away with his camera, all the while the child is screaming bloody murder "I DIDN'T THINK ASKING FOR A FIGHT WOULD GET ME A FIGHT WAAAAH ;_______________; "

It's just so goddamn wholesome.

Sounds like a country thing.
People in NZ almost subconsciously give more room to filter in crawling motorway traffic and _ALWAYS_ move a tad at lights.
Consequently, I always give them a wave/thanks in return and the road continues to be a better place.

Some people make mistakes, most people learn - luckily my own mistakes haven't killed me yet.

Pictured: My first brush in 11 years with a car, you guessed it, SMIDSY and turned right in front of me.

There is no such thing as smidsy, you were going too fast or not paying attention and assumed they would see you. You know that happens to cars too right? Only they don't say "he didn't see me", they say "i didn't see him".

t. CBR rider

Full reflective yellow nerd rain gear on a turn they had a stop sign for.

Some people just look but don't see.

Maybe you should anticipate that then

>Implying your yellow shit actually makes you more visible
Or use your horn and look like a knob

Nigga the only reason I got away with a scuffed leather steelcap was because I anticipated that shit and got the fuck outta the way in time.
>Implying I have enough time and faith in a horn to warn a driver that pulls out in front of a lighthouse

Y r u looking for reasons to put me at fault?

>anticipated
>still crashed

lol can'tbrake

get the ABS model next time

Even without pics, I can tell you are/would be a CBR rider.

why don't you anticipate you're going to shitpost and stop breathing before it happens

He's like a cat scratching at the door for food.

HAHAHA, I love how the dipshits first instinct is to fucking break his mirror instead of defending himself. Jesus Christ, I wouldn't show myself in public after that.

Ok kid

... the biker was clearly in the right here.

The older guy needs a better outlet for his repressed rage.

Did Scotty just stomp out a motorcycle queer - is that what happened here?

Daily reminder to tip sport bikes unconditionally, glue the keyholes and jb weld their sprockets and chains

T. Butthurt cager

T. Rectal ravaged bicuck who lost his angry baby toy

Holy fuck look at this cagie sperging so hard

>cager

god DAMN son
my 5.4 ironblock 10mpg mastadon ford shitbox drives like 1970s cadilac el dorado
honda civics dont block my view or threaten my fucking life with a brake check

>This post was redacted in honor of the squid who died lane splitting, stay safe out there guys

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Sperg more

Ride more, that way you can start dying and stop bothering me

found the guy from OPs video

I dont ride my sportbike on the street, now keep sperging about your 120hp corolla

Hurry up and get T boned you colossal fag, I bet your poor ass dailies your bike as well, sad.

He had to have. What a fucking legend absolute kek

>you will never be an aging boomer who knows what he's got, slap the shit out of some faggot numale on a bike, then steal his faggy headcam and upload the smackdown on youtube

Why even live brehs

>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
>waiting for the police

KEK

Seriously, I can't understand how the bikerfag got all angry?
All the old guy was doing was catching up with the rest, so he gets all pissed?

I don't understand, can anyone tell me why the biker was so pissed?

>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING

fucking lol

Damn, he is actually sperging more

Found the butthurt cager

>I don't understand, can anyone tell me why the biker was so pissed?
tiny penis. watch mirror smashing compilations on youtube - bikers are honest to god manlets with no balls

fucking kek

>that biker fag in florida that records himself smashing mirrors any time someone does something he doesn't like while driving
>talks mad shit after he's safely accelerated away

wew

Why the fuck do bikers engage people? I've been riding for 5 years and still have never been so pissed off when some dick nearly kills me that I think flipping people off and yelling is going to make shit better.

A few aggressive shrugs sure, but getting into fist fights just seems like some psycho shit.

>he just takes the entire helmet with the camera with him
holy shit

what the fuck did this "cager" do to piss off this guy? He didn't cut him off or fucking anything to warrant that shit.

He wanted to be a epik kewl motorcycle fighter on youtube

>I've been riding for 5 years and still have never been so pissed off when some dick nearly kills me that I think flipping people off and yelling is going to make shit better

I didn't know flipping someone off or yelling after nearly having your life taken is "too much". Bravo though, I don't know anyone else on this planet that is that beta.

>In before "hurr it happens every day"

You need to seriously adjust your riding habits and take some safety courses if that happens that often. Or move. Likely both.

Being a retard and damaging someone property, aggressive riding, tailgating, or brake checking is too much. OP's video shows that pretty well. Getting off your bike to confront someone is idiotic and won't end well. However, flipping someone off as they drive by or yelling is pretty standard for someone being an idiot when operating a 3,000 lb machine carelessly, or riding your bike like an asshat and endangering those around you.

This

Its pretty funny cause the old guy can be 100% in the right in all of this
>biker says he's going to fight to act all tough for youtube views
>when he brings down his window he immediately darts forward
>old guy can just say he was just protecting himself
>and throws him off his bike and takes his camera so he doesn't run away with the evidence
He got his ass beat by a 60 year old, humiliated in front of thousands crying like a bitch, and he'll probably get convicted of being a retarded cunt too.
This is gold

the faggot is riding a 150cc bike in the USA. he's some poor as shit young man who needs to get beat up to realize what a fuckup he is

I mean I'll yell shit, and revbomb people sometimes.
I've never flipped some one off though, because whats the point? They either know they did something dumb and are just going to try to get away from me as quickly as possible; or they are genuinely dumb and then whats the point of getting mad? It's not like I'm going to pull them over and have a lecture about what they did wrong.

Fuck it, they're not worth it. I can't educate the whole planet about how to drive better, all I can do is ride smarter.

btfo!!

Lol gromlets

Not a grom m8, don't lump that faggot with us