League of Legends General - /lolg/

r u retarded

But that's 2B

yes

Fuck you all in this thread bastards, you don't give a shit about rules, and try to tell me you are not biased.

>"u am so stupid"

>no flat chest
>no bush looking through panties
dropped

i want to run my hand under her shirt and rub her silky tummy

I dare u to try redsmite exhaust urgot jungle with PD and DD for maximum exhaustion

>>voli afks at fountain but moves around once in a while to avoid leaverbuster
kek

I dare you to shut up faggot

I just had a nightmare where I was driving with a friend to a beach at night and I parked my car in a dark seedy garage with flickering lights. The moment my friend opened the door Bard was outside the car holding a Black Cleaver and a BoRK and he started ripping my friend apart and tearing his guts open while making those bell noises. I instantly shut the door and started the engine but Bard grabbed onto my rear bumper and started spasming hard. I drove in reverse and smashed my car several times into a wall, the shaking eventually stopped and I began to drive away as fast as possible. I looked at the wall I was slamming against in the rear view mirror and I felt like I didn't see anything there on the ground, but I couldn't see clearly so I didn't think much of it.

I kept driving and driving along the beach, all night, until dawn. Delicate beams of sunshine bounced playfully on the water and the gold of the sunlight mixed with the cerulean of the morning mist to create a beautiful view. I felt that I'd finally gotten away and I shed tears for my friend. I quickly wiped them away however and decided that instead of mourning I should live my life for the both of us. I turned my head to look at the sky with a solemn smile, but Bard was there hanging on to my window, staring at me. I screamed, he responded with a Bard noise. I don't remember much after that, only that he had a Rabadon's on his head, but I know that it was horrible.

Fuck Bard man.

im not a faggot faggot

>"Legend says the sculptor known as Ymelo collected fossilized lizard eggs from a thousand-thousand years ago that he carved into intricate shapes. These ancient lizards lived long before the Ghetu Sea dried up to a desert, leaving only petrified bones and dust."

Dino champ(s) and possible race incoming

About fucking time, we're long overdue for a dinosaur champ.

>Lose game
>Two enemy players post twitchs
>Both girls

What I usually do is, go on their twitch and bully them.

If they have guts to post links to their garbage streams just legit to there and tell them to commit suicide and that they will never be popular and they should stop streaming right now.

I fucking hate these people. Who the fuck is interested in some garbage platinum Lulu support.

What does them being girls matter?

maybe post that in real time so we bully them?
theyre both offline

> getting your mid laner killed so you can survive after not having any spells left

>>>/reddit/

BCUZ DUDE IT'S DIVERSITY??? ARENT U HYPED THAT GRILLS R FINALLY GETTING THE RESPECT THEY DSERV IN THE VIDEO GAME WORLD??????

SEXISM PIG.......................,,,

>getting raped by a qt kat main
I'm jelly user

>the people who did the least advertise their streams
>they're girls
>can't do anything about it because you still lost to them
ree

Am I the only one getting Memory reference issues when I play LoL now?
It's definitely not my sticks because I've done several fucking tests on them now and none of them come up with anything yet the other day I had a memory reference error so bad that it shut down my computer.
I'm pretty sure the LoL client is having a giant fucking memory leak right now. That's the only thing I can think of because I'm not getting this issue with other games.

Post LEWDS!

>get this retard on my team in ranked
>he plays darius
>feeds
>says "4 deaths on AD is much much worse than 8 deaths on a tank"
jesus christ why do i always get these people

Camille is a tranny. In the lore it says xer fiance left xer after xe got a "controversial surgery".

No need to sperg, user. You're all allowed to disrespect them here

I've gotten a few lately

How the fuck did he get Gold II?

Vlads presence in itself is lewd

play enough ranked and anything will happen i guess

If Vladimir goes to blood pool how the fuck does he keep his clothing on. The clothes should stay on floor and he should emerge naked.

i want to look EXACTLY like miss fortune!

>:3

Aside from high heels what are the best boots on sona?

You don't
You flash into their backline, drop your combo, kill their support and adc, take 75% of their midlaners health and die
Unless you're at a decent rank then you stay back and fish for pillars of flame until their major CDs are blown but where is the fun in that?

Diana is cute

CUTE!

>no yi skin still

Katarina nerfs when?

>losing to women
Lmao @ your life

hehe xd omg lewd toobee cosplay xDD
talk about the fucking least effort possible jesus christ, literally just style the hair and put a piece of black cloth over half your face and thats it

Can someone post some 6'4" memes?

I feel you, I'd gas them

>putting sample on basic sketches
for what purpose?

...

R O W
O
W

tfw no qt grill duo

What's his full title again?

>My wards point out 4 man coming bot
>Leave turret, ping adc to leave
>My adc decides to stay, for some reason
>Dies
>Asks me where I went

gee boss I dunno

>wake up
>yasuo players still not gassed
Why is it like this

for what purpose?

>wake up
>lolg is still full of underage silvers crossposting from /r/leagueoflegends posting twitch.tv memes
>they're still not gassed

I don't know at this point I prefer the Yasuo players

Kled, the memelord

then what are you doing in lolg

Discussing the game

any requests?

ivern

This with Singed

is shit
haha cute

Jinx wearing this shirt probably in the same pose at this MF

How do you punish Dark Seal openers on enemy mids?
Other than not dying ofc

Kled, the Cancer Rat.

Then again, all the Yordles are Cancer Rat.

Lets upgrade him to King Cancer Rat.

That's something we can settle on, right?

Forgot my pic. Ivern as Shaggy and Greater Murk Wolf as Scooby

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skarner lewds

Orianna doing a smug face.

>walking in the woods at night
>and you see this cutie
>what would you do ?

I'd punch your teeth out and then piss on your carcass.

Sona doing cute things

SECONDING-A-DING BABY

impreg her

get arrested since simply witnessing a half nude little girl is pedophilia

Illaoi wanting to show her motions to Braum

Only in the UK.

American law is a little bit more lenient with that than you think.

This is so awfully forced and not even funny.

...

ask her to eat my bowl of eggs

> queue mid / fill
> get top about 50% of games

is top really that unpopular? i figured i'd get supp / jungle mostly

saved

have this one first user, ill put in details and clean it up in a bit lmao

You can send your nudes twice to different underage before it being considered indecent!

>why no one wants to play the most boring role anons?

Right.

Listen to this while playing ranked and your macro will improve significantly, trust me

youtube.com/watch?v=mj83-_YTu8U&t=3491s

>tfw ywn fuck real life ahri

Oh well.

this girl wears so much makeup, she files it under professional spending!

7/10

Listen to this while playing Teemo and you'll play much better, trust me
youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

>Urgot with no flash

Might work for a while, but its still dangerous to do that.

>Red smite, exhaust, ZTBA, PD, DD

The damage reduction is multiplicative, user. By the time you finish memebulding, you could
have ended the game as top/mid/or even adc urgot.