Who is in your passenger seat?

pic related; my gf

Old bait is old but I would post me and my gf but this is a shitty bait thread plus I look like an autistic man child

>that fake Louis vuitton

how cna you even tell?

Well it obviously can't be genuine because she's fucking your poor ass.

>g

>literal whore
>being able to afford a real bag

No one.

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why

Imaginary waifu.

I put my coat there.

My phone that plays music, tells me where to go, and enables me to communicate with the rest of the world.

Having a vagina that always bitches at you is fine, too, I guess.

>Who is in your passenger seat?

your gf

Money in hand, must be a prostitute

My GF will be here in a little. Than we are going to go for a drive, than she will be on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. And than I will be back to having the best passenger. No one.

Side not get those fucking heels off the god damned dash you fucking kook.

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My gf would be there, if she was real

>not realizing half-decent whores without drug habits can clear 6 figures, tax-free part-time.

The monogram pattern is all wrong.

Nobody, she fell off at the trailhead.

Tell her to get her fucking nasty shoes off your dash imhotbch

Here's my girl/passenger

>crown vic

>those untoned, pasty legs

Disgusting

no one because I feel better/more concentrated when driving alone

poor girl, she has to endure a deranged individual like yourself

tell her I'll fuck her properly if she needs to, after all the idea of being with a mentally ill tranny must not be arousing, you can watch if you want

>ayyy gurl, guess who has a 5" dick and a bus pass?!

You're supposed to have a bigger penis than me if you wanna be my bull user. ;(

cant tell thats a man or woman. show boi pucci

all I need is not to be a mentally deranged individual who doesn't think he is a woman

Not on a blue board, sorry :(

She seems extremely happy to be with me desu.

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yeah sure you'll stay with her, I'd only do the fucking

be honest, if you love her you would let her have a real man

If she really wanted one I probably would, but I have a 7.5" cock and she prefers girls so you'll really have to impress her user.

Good luck!

>she is a feminizer type
yeah, she'll love you to help her please the bull

also holy shit frosty would actually let her gf cuck xer kek

next time you see her tell her "what if we both dress like girls and fuck a guy together"

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she would if I wanted to, and I would if guys managed to turn me on, so its just a matter of me not finding masculinity very arousing

sorry, were you expecting me to be sexually insecure because I'm a trans girl?

MEGA KEK
I KNOW WHO THAT IS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
HQHAHAHAHA U IS FOKKED NOW HOMO

earlier it was my co-worker/high school friend
haven't had a grill in my car for a week now
I miss her


wew

Jesus, I thought she hung herself from the thumbnail for a sec there...

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/ourguy/, of course.

wait your a tranny faggot and into women?

Great fucking taste, user.

I am engaged to one, yes. I am a trans lesbian.
We do that sometimes, but not there.

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nice pinup slut you have there

>letting cunts in the cab
>not making them ride in the back

>google image search

Also, heels or feet on dash gets ass tossed on the street immediately unless she's 11/10 and those feet have been around my dick

trans lesbian

jesus christ kys

probably my grandma because she can't drive due to her poor vision