I want a Corvette, but want boomers to ignore me. How can I look like a boyracer while driving a Corvette?

I want a Corvette, but want boomers to ignore me. How can I look like a boyracer while driving a Corvette?

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Is social contact that difficult for you ?

Just smile nod and politely tell them "sorry I don't have the time"

Modify literally anything

Put some fixed headlights on your C5 like Fatt Marrah.

be black in the newest corvettee

Just get a C4, it might as well be a Corolla as far as boomers are concerned.

ez

Anime wrap it

Just dress like you normally do and they wont talk to you

My grandfather is a boomer and he adores his C4 as much as his C7 so that won't work.

Start using sign language if someone talks to you, always works

This. Get yourself a deal on one with a fucked up body then cover it up with a kit.

Proposition them for gay sex. Most will drive away disgusted at your faggotry, but one or two will complain how fat and spent their dumb bitch wife is and grasp at your shaft. This strategy has risks for sure. Maybe just buy some stickers or something.

Or just take the body off completely.

>want boomers to ignore me

just because your grandpa made you hold his balls, doesn't mean they all will

I would fix some cardboard to the frame. Maybe like use the box my Vizio came in for the hood.

Be Arab.

Bernie stickers
Millenial stickers
I'm with Her stickers
atheist stickers

Get the Callaway Corvette Aerowagen. It's faster than the Stingray, and it's a hatchback so boomers will just assume it's some foreign job like a Mitsudasan Impressorino.

bodykit and big spoiler

>wanting a corvette
Shit taste desu

Put a big ass wing and a wide body kit on it.

Get it in manual.

Drive around cross dressing. scares em right off.

that car is pretty nice thought, minus the silly ass doors
he's making some nice power

might as well rub shit all over it

Most vet boomers are just retired old man looking for someone to talk to about their love for the vet. Getting to know boomers can vet meets can pay off big time. They usually have lots of connections or know people.

It's called itasha and it's art

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No, it is not art.

Viperkart is 10x better

Boomer vets are usually convertible autos

I get that reference

Post a pic knucklehead

>arab in a corvette

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