Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>tfw you get real friends

reddit is down
hi dee too gee!

what the fuck am I supposed to do until esports?

hi rediturd

masturbate. get a girlfriend. nap. play dota. shitpost.

this but in the opposite order

>not being nofap master race
>being a normalfag
>not already having slept 12 hours today
>being a gameshitter
>shitposting in a dead thread
dotards i swear

TNC will probably be the first team to pick it unless it gets banned when they try to sneak in a dazzle.

all of that in an hour? damn youre good at multitasking

>nofap meaning anything
>girlfriends are exclusive to normalfags
>wasting half a day
>being so bad you can't play the game
>not shitposting in other threads on other boards

at least try my dude

>dude
Did you just assume my gender?

LONDON

yeah

girls pretend to play dota for money and dick but you went straight to gameshitter. you outed yourself my bro

>not buying armlet on sniper
it has literally everything he needs

just lost another one

i literally cannot win one game. in low pri i am now getting like 4k people against my 1k team

thois acc will never get out of low pri again without a 5stack

Play during human hours and stop being shit at Dota and mindset.

Now stop posting.

>t-there can't be any girls who are esports watching master race!
How insecure are you?

based onwhat

>It's another deathball 14 minute throne TI episode

it doesnt matter what hours they are giving me teams with giant skill discrepancies

i don't think i can ever win a game on this account again unless it is 5 stacked. help

Serisouly, with all this long sustained fights and all about movement speed meta I dont know why he doesn't appear more often

very. i just want a gf to watch dota with is all

You'll never get one if you keep being a misogynist.

okay i stopped

Why is our bro site rdota2 down?

>going to miss the EG/TB series
I just wanted to watch our boy win some dota 2

2 more intentional feed games since this

help me out guys PSG stack now

>win 10 games in a row
>get kicked in the dick with forced50
>everyone on my team has

items not being built at all:
>battlefury
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change it's requirements maybe?

>shartour
>winning anything
>ever

Wait a for meta shift. This always happens

Did anyone build an Atos this major? Also apart from Lycan and BM no one's getting a necro book either.

TNC or Faceless?

youtube.com/watch?v=5ADvXskfDCY

Is that a Mario RPG reference at 0:55?

>7.05
>instead of mana burn, ranged necro unit gains a shackleshot-like ability that tethers you to a spot on the ground for 1 second, can move within a small area

ALL IN TNC

Or you can just add one more necro minion

He's won the hearts of thousands of people

got my beer
got my 'za
ready for some dota

well black and icex3 are our guys

no, that's absolutely the wrong thing to do. one of the biggest issues with dota right now is basically anyone/anything that spawns extra units or controls extra units is trash. they can't siege and they feed gold

note that enchantress and chen dont exist in comp anymore

what is the downside to spamming clockwerk this patch?
He seems like he literally pushes turds up hills with his cogs.

alright I have not paid attention to dota since the last major
mason was IN and now he is OUT
what the fuck happened
how did they lose to chinks

bad players are most likely to lose

we're blaming bulba for that one

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bulbo thouhg

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The Team AssAssin

>Update
the LAN Assassin strikes again

>midas after blink
WHY? it doesn't give levels anymore, he used like 5 times before he got the shadow blade, and it was a quarter of the cost

>dmg
>1.3k
literally how?

Getting midas before blink is extremely greedy, you don't really need any other items after blink so it's the safer build

xxs need to learn from him

i think he meant why would you even need midas on magnus

*eliminates your favorite team*

someone on rebbit did a writeup of it

he hit 8 shockwaves in the game and 1 auto attack, 2 heroes with RP total in the game

it may be the worst game performance of all time, it is statistically the worst pro magnus game of all time.

>TNC do well against other team
>Faceless do bad against other team
>Faceless will probably win this Bo3 anyway

Just as planned

Time to watch shartour throw some dotes

raven is such a gross looking creature

2 farm vacuums on your team and the fact that he constantly needs to stay with jugg to empower him. Its the midas major so im just guessing if i was the mag.

How do we bring back Tide

What if puppey lose to hue hues?

midas meta is cancer fuck you icefraud

gush is now a stun

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>7.06
>Hand of Midas
>Removed from the game

the 2nd worst magnus game is his magnus during the qualifiers I would guess

EG's game is the fucking last one, see you in 12 hours dotards

Is dendi dead? And why doesn't Alliance just disband at this point?

So he will have an 8 second cd better ravage once he get aghs?

*RP's your entire team*

aghs knocks back instead of stun

kraken shell now reduces cooldowns by 4 each time it gets procd

So after 5000 games i finally realized its a good idea to balance the lane instead of pushing then looking somewhere else for farm

It's kind of actually amazing that it took me this long but part of it is that I hate playing passively sitting there looking at creeps. The deny chart here shows that at my level, people will basically let me balance a lane under T2 forever.

What hero would take best advantage of this? I'm thinking riki because he has such great utility and if you get like 1 item fast on him in 2k everyone is fucking dead

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>miss

>blogshitting during esports

you shouldn't analyze a game if you're under 4.5k

MMR is just a number

>EG and Secret play today
imagine if they lose

EG at least would be losing to a respectable team

and nothing of value was lost

you got problems dude

>a hodepodge of good players on bad teams tries to gather a new team after their shit teams disband
>3-4, need 1 or 2 more players to round out a roster
>see that bulba is available, brain parasite prevents them from trying to figure out why he is available
>pick up bulba and head to next major LAN

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

above a certain mmr i agree since it'll just be how much you grind,but until you reach that peak then it matters a lot.
>me trying to explain a shitpost

Good lucky losing to a shit tier Brazilian team.

HOW TO FIX JAKIRO:

>macropyre damage from 100/140/180 to 50/70/90 (aghs 125/175/225 to 65/90/115)
>now also adds a DoT dealing 50/70/90 (65/90/115) damage which lasts for 4 seconds, refreshes duration upon contact

There, now macropyre is an actual spell that can deal damage and zone instead of nobody giving a shit and running through it like nothing. I know you're reading this icefraud.

>>pick up bulba and head to next major LAN
to be fair it's an accomplishment to make it to a major
better players than bulba got left out of the major