/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Slow general edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/q4bD0MDQ

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

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youtube.com/watch?v=qqd57lIh7GA
pastebin.com/GcRdrARu
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GAS THE TURIANS AND THE ASARI AND THE SALARIANS AND THE ANGARANS AND THE KETT AND THE KROGAN AND THE BATARIANS AND THE VORCHA AND THE ELCHOR AND THE VOLUS AND THE GETH

lads

Good, a comfy thread

3rd for best grill

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remove aliens from andromeda

alien genocide best day of my life

take a bath of dead aliens

say something nice about Scott

Go back to WH40k thread buddy

Your sister is bretty gud.

He looked serene when he was lying in that coma in the Hyperion sick bay

>Scott and Reyes

looting is wrong

>Scott/Reyes
>Sara/Peebee
"No"

I just finished Andromeda yesterday and I really liked the Cora romance.

It was sweet.

Especially if you don't fuck her in your quarters

What happens when you don't give her the d?

i liked the evolution of her character a lot. going from asari worshiper to realizing asari aren't the master race was great. also her's and scott's plans for the future sound comfy as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=qqd57lIh7GA

Awwww

Now she's worshipping you instead. Wait until she'll make Scott cosplay asari huntress in bed.

maybe put these "news" into the OP next time?

They clearly put more work to facial animations in romance scenes. Not that they are much better but at least they look more alive

I like to say that 75 percent of the budget went into the romances, but looking at the gap in quality, I'm not so sure it's a joke anymore.

is the rumor that some outside guy (some sfm animator) did that romance scene true?

75 percent of the budget went into Cora's perfect ass

a great investment indeed

I'm fine with that

No idea but sounds bogus

>Scott/Reyes
>Udina and Anderson are there but where's Tann?

is there a torrent for andromeda

Yes !

Yes there is user. How 'bout using some search engines

im new and the only site i know doesnt have it :(

Git gud

Check skidrowreloaded, i used links from there

tried it once, sometimes utorrent downloads for me but this website was downloading from my browser?
is that suspect

What. The link from that cpy version on that sites send you to zippyshare to dl the tracker ( using your browser obviously ). You just open it in utorrent and download. It's not really black magic

thanks user, ill figure it out tomorrow
your a good guy
isn't ea known for catching people though?

Pretty sure it depends on a country, you can use VPN if you're worried but i never had a problem in that shithole some people call Poland

pastebin.com/GcRdrARu
You're welcome.

Wow, user, these sites are ILLEGAL in the united states

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>living in burgerstan

>uni from 8am to 9 pm whole weekend
Still thanks, just dont expect too much from this game

You're gonna do great user

Not only do I believe in you, so do others.
Do what needs to be done this weekend and then enjoy some nice earned rest.

You're intelligent, likable and your going places.

Woah thanks but i'm not that easy.
Maybe on a third date and i can't promise anything but kissing user

So did any of the contentfags that said they were going to do femtur stuff ever deliver or what?

Silence is your answer

>Reyes

>Jaal

>Jaal

...

By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!

I'M ONLY HUMAN

Why'd she go to Andromeda instead of Thessia again?

they kicked her out of thessia because her schlong was too small

>On the tempest
>Cora asks you to see her in her room
>As you approach the door, ritual asari music can be heard
>Good.
>You opened this message.
>This isn't actually asari military command.
>They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
>So you survived our fight on Thessia.
>You're not as weak as I thought.
>But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me.
>Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win.
>The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written.
>I hope I'm there for the last chapter.
>It ends with your death.
>----------- KL

Her father sent her.

MOTHERFUCKER

FUUUUCK

but who is this KL?

Fuck everything

is a full squad of veterna guardsmen under a rank fire order enough to kill one femtur?

Scoot shush up

>KLed again

Why would they care they have mind sex?

Do you think Cora has any Asari bastard offspring in the Milky Way.

I was thinking the sex scene was going to be an Asari mindfuck.

I know comparing science-fiction franchises and what their weapons and shields are able to do and not do is kind of dumb, but can those shitty laser rifles even penetrate barriers? even in the WH40K universe they are such fucking basic shit, a thrown stone would probably do more damage.

>was thinking the sex scene was going to be an Asari mindfuck.
no, she just rape scott with her schlong

>lasers penetrate kinetic barriers

They ignore them.

you'll never know with the way they raped the lore

Romance scenes were made in Edmonton

Taking a break from drawing to write a first-contact POW fic involving Mhuman/Femtur lewd.

It takes time though. I'm writing it at work in six point font on a minimized window to keep my degeneracy private

That's risky, user and I like it.
Be cautious.

Need a source on that

That's cool hair.

cute

Daaaamn youuu cereal maaaaaan!

I read it on twitter, not exactly the most credible source. Still more believable than the other claims

Post Scott x Vetra.

No, Sara x Vetra

You better shut the fuck up with your degeneracy.

...

So no joke, a week ago I was writing the outline to this story on a steno pad and just left it lying on my workstation while I started to perform closing duties in my lab. Suddenly the whole lab and surrounding hospital floor is evacuated upstairs because somehow a bottle of picric acid in the histology department was found crystallized (rendering it explosive), and the police/bomb disposal were called. Some of us had to go back to wrap up sensitive reactions on patient specimens and I bullshitted my way back to the virology department under this premise, but really it was just to secure the steno pad and keep my lewd storyboards from the eyes of the next shift.

I'll go find some just for you

Where do you live?

>Sidera Nyx...Scott...Why?

Duwang

Keep up the good work, user

Jesus Christ, user.

Unfortunately most of the art is with Sara.

Are all artists degenerates?

Just write that shit at home you crazy bastard.

I want to kiss Vetra's neck.

i miss drawfag, it's been forever since they made anymore scottxvetra content. I would draw some myself but i have the drawing ability of a 5 yr old

Where can I find Scott x Vetra fanfics?

Then learn to draw. Start with simple shit, work your way towards drawing decent human bodies and faces

The internet

yes

Vetra is hetero.

I like Tali. I like her more than everybody in MEA.

>Samara & Morinth
>Kaidan & Ashley
>Mordin, Legion, and Thane
>Anderson
>Javik ate a dozen lemons and the sourness just hit him
>Kasumi is on the wrong side and has rape eyes
>ScottxReyes
>SaraxPB
Jesus fucking Christ. Still a cute pic tho.

>ywn make Vetra blush by asking her about the femtur erogenous zones

Does it satisfy your needs user? Fresh oc