/gbfg/ Granblue Fantasy General #1497

Actual Old Man Alchemist Edition

>READ THE FAQ before posting! - it will answer most of your questions if you are new or learning
gbf.wiki/FAQ

>Sky Compass Guide (now includes air dates)
pastebin.com/D4XubHkK

>Schedule for April:
4/1 - 4/9 - Table for Six
4/10 - 4/15 - All Four Celestials (Renewal)
4/16 - 4/21 - Cerberus/Fenrir Showdown
4/16 - 4/21 - The Inner Light (Mary Event; Rerun and Renewal)
4/22 - 4/29 - Guild War (Fire)
4/30 - ?/?? - Alchemist Astray

>How to Start
Go to game.granbluefantasy.jp in Chrome. Set language to English.

>Mega Pastebin - This pastebin has lots of useful things like important guides and other stuff so don't be a shitter and read these before asking something.
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>Guild pastebin
pastebin.com/EgJBF9xi

Previous thread

who dis

The guy mentioned in the event description probably.

scheduled for may where

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Pre-Loli Cog

>Cog's male form
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>There are multiple people in this general that are 150-160cm tall

they don't call this the SEA general for nothing

disgusting brown monekys

>tfw no short trap user to fit under my table while I farm GW

Whens magnafest

Which gbf character is similar to pic related?

Last round of GW. Here's hoping that you can pull off a win for the Finale /gbfg/.

Anthuria?

>Has a very good old man body
>Gets to be an immortal loli
I expected Cag's original body to be shitty to balance out the loli body, but they're both great. IT'S NOT FAIR

Can I still try to get the points slowly or is there not a safe way to do it?

>Putting him under your table
Huh? Is your floor clean? Why not have him sit on your lap?

Slutera
Also, what show is this?

Every cog doujin

Nips are on break, all /gbfg/ crews are straight up fucked.

Have you rolled your star gatcha yet, user?

Don't even attempt the poster check in. I don't know if they will do banwaves with the anime check in.

Why would they be under the table?

Just stay the fuck away from it. Don't be too greedy, the anime is enough.

Korbo-chan!

Because he can suck my dick that way, silly

Is this going to be a SR or what?
He looks kinda hot.

*unzip dick*

I'm waiting for legfest so I can roll for Grand Order. Hopefully I can get her, because I must meme.

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Stop. Being. Gay.

I wasn't expecting pre-loli Cog to actually look cool and handsome.

I can't wait to see how his personality is.

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Fool me once...

Stop burning beautiful historic landmarks, faggo.

Be. Gay.

There are girls here too.

Thanks anons. You're right, I can still get the ticket if I wait patiently.

>pick the wrong summon for dimension halo

I hope it transforms. Please wish me luck.

>fucking a body with XX chromosomes is gay

Explain

Possibly not Cagliostro since that guy appears in RoB... but that one is also an alchemist so who knows.

Why would you even switch to a loli body anyway if you looked that hot, holy shit.

girls don't have dicks

I don't understand how people could possibly risk their account for 1 (ONE) random SSR character, especially whales.

No.

I just joined HL nezha because it was on my raid screen without knowing its 6 people raid

it died in under 5 minutes, I thought HLs were hard

>Pretending to be a guy for attention
Disgusting.

Make me

>fetishshaming

be gone normie

Damn he looks pretty baller.

Because being a cute girl>being a smelly old man.

>having one of the worst GWs in 18 months
>instead of being upset the chat becomes more perverse than ever
I don't even care anymore.

WHY DOES KMR KEEP GIVING DARK MORE SSRS?

DARK BIAS

>Why would you even switch to a loli body anyway if you looked that hot, holy shit.
You could just alternate between bodies. It's what I'd do.

>Can't be like Gran and turn into Djeeta
Just end it for me.

What's wrong with that?

>wake up
>next opponent: triad penis

>got carried by fat nips
>"wow lmao HL sure is easy"

Our danchou literally talking about how she's a real life doraf, talk about ガチガチ山 and now we're talking about Thunderbirds.

Are you bragging?

fetishshaming is my fetish

So nothing?

sounds like atelier

>tfw all my guild talks about these days is poker, bingo and gw betting
It's not fair.

>worse than welfare SSR summons if not MLB'd

thanks scamgatcha

are you in atelier?

You're in Chococats too?

Okay, now try taking him on by yourself. It's a whole different story when you don't have access to other classes supports, like holy saber's wall or Ninja's paralyze or fuckin whatever. I'm not even talking about taking him down all the way, just to 50%.

Post Rosamia

>tfw no cute, dominant danchou to step on me while calling me his bitch

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Rosamia!!!!!!

>tfw you trick an user into posting their ID by promising a cute DJ sticker only to sneeze at them.

Rosamia!!!!!!

Nia is so pretty!

Here comes the facebook spam

Don't.
I know you guys are pretty tired from all the grind, but don't.

ROSAMIA!!!!!!

Rosamia!!!!!!

>Dark already had a free 120% no holds bar Summon
>Still allowed to get their own ticketable bonito to placehold until you finally roll Bahamut

Why is this allowed?

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We're all fucking dead inside, let us shitpost our exhaustion away.

YOU'RE A MONSTER, ANONYMOUS!

>My guild only talks about esports and they always get into arguments over it despite everyone being shitters who can't MVP anything at all
>They hate fun and call absolutely anything offtopic "autistic ERPshit", even just calling someone cute
>Every day is just them insulting each other and everyone around them while being shit at GW and doing nothing of interest

autism

Unlike bonito, Nacht is only 80/100 (probably) while bonito is 100/120.

>Chen

Why does that crew keep him?

>fuwa fuwa doing work AGAIN

>0

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Rosamia!!!!!!

He surely was cool eh

Man Atelier had some hard day 3/4''s

>242,873,223

what the FUCK autistlier?

>Mfw someone posts some autistic effete erp shit near me

SLACKER
KNIGHT

no not the leechlist.

Rosamia!!!!!!

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>tfw 165cm male

kill me

i'm rank 113 and did 31mill total so far poach me Atelier

>fire knight is leeching again

KICK THAT SLACKING PIECE OF SHIT AND LET ME JOIN