Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>More LeMans wins than Ford GT
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
>Nothing in this post can be proven wrong

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

Stop ban evading you nigger

i'm white and I never get banned

okay this actually made me laugh this time

fpbp

Because a decent C6 is still out of my price range. C5 is just too dated for me.

wrong

lol

>GTR fanbois know their godzirra is boring and the Corvette is way more fun to drive
>GTR fanbois know their GTR is way too expensive and can't even beat a Corvette
>GTR fanbois needing a second liver from drinking through their crippling depression when the Corvette effortlessly slides around a corner
>GTR fanbois assholes when

Because I'm not a faggot with a micro penis?

>slower than a civic

you heard that right Prez/poo/

and then you woke up lol

The corvette is shit to drive. I haven't driven a gtr yet but I can tell you that the Vette is numb as fuck. New cars are boring.

>posting a lap time
>on a non-production model
>GTR fanbois being this delusional and desperate

>not production
*citation needed*

you were here in 2013 when the time was released, still sperging on Veeky Forums to this date?

Corvette btfo

Please don't use my geralts. They're only for me to use.

I'm getting a C5 Corvette hopefully within a week.

What is the best color to get?

>Alphonse literally BTFO

We Geraltposting nao

imitation is the highest form of flattery

just ask him if you can suck his bbc already

not factory. special order only AFTER buying the GTR already

sperg more.

But I did do it user-kun.

>not factory
literally says "offered as a factory line product"

Its funny cause I just saw a thread saying the vette is the wort production car on the market :/
>Confused user is confused

It's Alphonse shitposting to trigger people.

Oh then I guess its working? there are people on both sides but I haven't really seen anyone do a point to point comparison other then the track picture

It's two shitposters with literal, actual autism, and advanced cases at that. They've been shitting this place up for years.

Any color, just get a manual

This is Veeky Forums. People haven't even realised that fucking /mlp/ thread that popped up twice in the same hour this morning is b8.

> comes in only wrong-hand side drive

no thanks

who would pay that much for a chevy lmfao

Shit man, I was hoping to get some level of maturity because it seems on the surface tp be a lot more... non-autistic?? I guess thats how you could describe it