Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Soft fawn pussy

in the early closed beta i started the "MAIEV WHEN?!" meme, because i thought that we are going to get her with the legion release for sure. i've never been so wrong...
2-3 years later the top tsundere waifu is still missing ;_;

why is blizzard doing this to us

I thought you said Butcher sucked.

Can humans and dryads reproduce? Asking for a friend.

you could buy the poster in the blizzard store and scan it.

Not that one exactly, but there's this.

You where right. this was the highest res i could find.

no but they can fuck

Forgot my pic

When we finally get Maiev I'll autistically spam her no matter how garbage she is.

God bless you both.

Prime Evil Diablo green kinda looks like a xenomorph Queen from Aliens. Thought it was pretty damn cool first time I saw it.

Why is nova in every game if she sucks

Hard to die as.

Feel the same way about Kel'thuzad.

>not picking tank/bruiser master race
it's like you want your team to be shit

Lunara is fun ]:3

I took assassins because it gave me the most heroes. Shitting on shitters has never been easier.

Is hotslogs even a decent site to check winrates?
since i can't use adblock on their site i just stopped using it. assume i'm not the only one.

Lunara fantasizes about big green warsong cocks

So, since 2.0 there's only these 5 maps, over and over and over and over and over.

Did i config something wrong? How do i play the other maps?

how fucking dumb are you? Read the thread

Wait 2 weeks for blizzard to stop trying to force hanamura down our shit

weekly rotation

feels like i'm being forced to play cursed hollow instead

built for tauren cock

Why did they think having both Hanamura and cursed hollow together was a good idea.

>took flex since basically gave it a try back when there was a forced tutorial and went 'naw fuck that'
>feels good man

this game's a lot more laid back and fun than League as of late.

>not support specialist

maximum fun desu

why am i getting 10 minute ques
i dont have leavers penalty
im just trying to get my rank man
why have to be so hard

So the only support I have is Punch man. What other supports should I look into? How does Uther play?

like a god

ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES

>see someone looking for a party
>add them cause I'm just gonna qm for xp
>they literally never accept

do people just afk while putting they want to be in a party

dude I freakin love rick and morty!

>Silenced Rag
>Sucks dick
>Starts ebic feeding when he keeps sucking dick

OMG a fellow redditor? *holds up spork*

>loss streak of 5
>barely notice because games last 15-20minutes instead of 15-20 hours
>pvp all the time and constant awareness required
>talents are quite game changers instead of just items with 2hp/sec and other boring effects
coming from dota this is actually kind a nice

Malf is best healer and good on every map

should i take the auto attack heal on varian if we dont have a healer over the 40% healing debuff on charge

Better to stop the healing on your target.

>Taunted they can't get away, the only way they can survive is to get healed enough.
>Arms they just get deleted before you can really get benefit of auto attack heals

Guys what if we made Illidan's Q do aoe damage and multiply its range by 4 and give it multiple charges and make evasion block spells and reflect damage and make meta deal triple damage and give him a baseline 10 cooldown second bolt of the storm

So Q Zul'jin best build?

FUCK THIS ASSHOLE

strawpoll.me/12837427

unf

>no Maiev option

How do I even win as artanis?
I don't get why hes first ban\pick.
I just get murdered no matter the positioning

>no Zagara

Announcers needed:

Leoric
Alarak
Jaina
Kael'thas

rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_hero/Varian/Varian - Default/Varian_Colossus_Smash01.mp3

You're at top lane and this guy smashes your support on the ass. What do?

Zagara can't be your waifu, she's Anub's waifu.

say it with me!
LU
NA
RA

Hey guys, we heard your complaints and we feel you
Thats why we're gonna be adding the entire overwatch cast,then taking a 2 year break so we can add all your favorite heroes!

horse
pussy?

I literally did not even know rick and morty was popular on reddit until people like you shitposted about it relentlessly desu

SOPPING

Vikings

>Short haired Tyrande
GNHNHNHGNGNNNNNNNNNNGG
HOW CAN OTHER WOMEN COMPETE?

Remove D.Va fags

>he doesn't know hammer is best waifu

Giantess Li Li When?

They just compete for second place

She's got her hair in a bun, it's not short-haired. That would be good, though.

>It's another stealthed Nova watches you die while she does nothing episode

>Blood elf version

Shit tier taste.
Go purple or go home.

>play li-ming for the first time
>a fuck ton of fun and 0 deaths all game
>mvp

>blizzard 9gag meme stickers

Can do familam

>okay guys we need to nerf kael, he's out of control
>he's got long range aoe burst but no mobility

>now i have an idea for our next mage li ming
>she's got long range aoe burst and a blink
>that's fucking genius

>spinning tyrande around
>notice her hair in the love goddess skin ends in a spiral
so fucking CUTE!

>people bully Illidan for wanting to hit this

>tfw starting to like hanamura

>noticing her hair
think you mite b gay desu

Elves in first place as usual I see.

>Try hero you haven't messed with because why not
>Doing fucking terribly
>End up feeding early game
>GET FUCKIN' PISSED
>Turn rage into raw power in the latter half and begin steam rolling everyone

Is there a better feel?

People bully Illidan for FAILING to hit that.

Switched from dota as well. Legit this game saved my sanity.

Having sex.

...

Elves are the best

Telling blogs about things that DID happen.

>pvp all the time
See, this is why you're on a loss streak. And why you're too shit for Dota. Because you have zero map awareness and mindlessly stream down mid to feed.

Easy to win when their most serious contenders aren't even in the list

...

don't die then scrub

>Non-zerg Zagara

Shit taste

Is Ragnaros fun?

>THREAD
IS
>MOVING
UNCOMFORTABLY
>QUICK
R E E E
>E
E
>E

So /hotsg/, what's that hero that you thought was gonna be super lame and boring as fuck but was actually super fucking fun?
His play style feels like an alternate take on Marah from Dawngate even if her gap closer was a lot closer to Sonya's Q.

What do you do with traitors?