Other than a hula girl, what other sleezecore items can I add to my car for novelty?

Spinning rims, (pref with weed leaf centre caps) or maybe a few faded stripper bar bumper stickers

Playboy magazines in the glovebox

> 'Ironically' doing things
> Doing things and claiming it's 'ironic'
> Confirming by using 'irony' to make fun of people
> Being this much of a fucking hipster
I bet you 'ironically' vape and stance your 90s poorfag hatchback, and 'ironically' play eurobeat.

Yosemite Sam mudflaps

Eightball shifter.

Mr. Horsepower decals.

I'm not ironically doing anything you autistic sperg. Do you not know what novelty means? Do you even have a car?

>ywn be this cool

i want to hang out with this guy

looks straight outta GTA

You know you're alpha when you piss off normiebook

This guy stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

It's my dream to buy a Porsche 911 Turbo and ironically adding an M3 badge to it :^)
I vape unironically though.

Marty and Moog did an episode on this years ago OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=GfDWQbnb-Zo

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>E85
>Regular
>MILK
>No diesel

>anymore suggestions?
Change your headliner fabric. Some fabric stores sell bolts of cloth with "space scenes" or other exotic designs. You can re-surface your headliner with that. Or buy a new headliner and resurface that. You save the original in your garage in case you want to swap it back.

>tfw i was on sleazecore before Veeky Forums started ruining it and now i don't know what to do without being associated with autistic weaboos mimicking it badly

A pair of these, they're rad AND you get a free massage its basically 100% profit

Just gonna fill up my car with skim milk

>MILK

Just lost my shit

A pair of these

You must also wear a trucker cap at all times

F
uck

>what other sleezecore items can I add to my car for novelty?
Depending on how large your rear window is, you can put things that are visible in your rear window but which don't totally block your rear view mirror vision.

>not eightball knob

get one of these

bonus point if you get the canerous ones with memes on the inside

A peeing Calvin decal. Preferably a political one.

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Monster Energy decals

>political one
>not a GM vs ford one

Mandatory.

How has nobody mentioned this yet?

Nah that's more white trash than sleazecore

what are these called again? Everyone in Eastern Europe has em. I want one.

He said sleazy, not Finnish

Beaded seat cover

family stickers

This, except you need to change out the boy with a Calvin sticker so that he's peeing on the dog.

have my seids

Black Ice air freshner. That shit is edgy teenager/autist tier.

Might as well put a dildo on your automatic gear shifter.

How has no one mentioned this yet?

Obscure stickers

What the fuck is "sleezecore"?

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sup /g/

A confusing array of bumper stickers expressing your opinions on a variety of issues

how could i forget

Saw this on a beat to shit Datsun B210. Terrifying.

musical horn
dog bobblehead
novelty stickers
spinners

>can't deal

See thread. Dumb hick/normie/super average american (read: idiotic) shit that literally everyone puts on their cars and thinks they're clever for doing.

Seconding , I'm surprised that didn't come up earlier

holy fuck lol

also pic related

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>Who rescued who?
>I love my grand-dog
>Bernie 2016
>I'm with Her
>Giant Meteor 2016
>Obama 2012
>baby on board (the picture of the baby with sunglasses not the yellow one)
>coexist
>OHM symbol
>deathly hallows symbol

>MILK(skim)

>yeah honey I'll be right back, gotta go fill up the milk tank from the milk station

I think we're on to something, lads.

>civic

What an absolute mad man. I like it.

sauce on pic

Is that a Volvo of some sort? Don't recognize the rest of the dash but it's got that weird font on the HVAC that they loved using in the 90's.

oh shit thts fkn kawaii

I wonder which Kool and the Gang song he was playing when he drove off.

It's Jeb pissing on his brother

please let this car come to life

op deliver

so tempted to put that on my honda

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I'm going to walmart and some thrift shops tommorow. Expect me tommorow in the afternoon pacific time. I'll be participating in a dirt track amatuer race and my theme is a 90s miami druggo car.

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we need a joey salads one.

>not weebcore

>smoking a cigarette triggers people in America
what?

>the dildos

...and what do you think the sticker is, moran?

at a gas station you dumb fuck

yeah, it's a volvo 360