/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

smithzz is cute

i bet he has a nice boipucci

ask shox

STEWIE LUL

boipussy a gay

it's not gay if he's cute

Hello, everyone!

WTF is with this gay white people shit? they need to bump some 21 savage or some kodak black not this redneck child molesting music.

butthurt northerner spotted

>i'm a city nigger and i want to be free
go suck your momma grandbaby daddy's dick you fucking basketball american shitskin

cs is a white man's game

so now that we know who the real winners are, gambit or heroic in the final?

gambit 2-1 heroic

please be bait

jesus csgog is dead nowadays

what happened?

It's been dead since around the time betting was banned.

What do you expect? It's a 20 year old game that has hardly changed. It doesn't even have waifus. What is there to discuss besides esports?

is shox back?

yeah, its not got a massive amount of meta or shit to discuss. funny how the playercount keeps going up but the discussion keeps dying out. even the discords pretty dead nowadays too.

are these the worst looking headsets or are they the shittiest looking headsets that theyre making the players use?

>stewie shooting at a dead body before the round is over just to get rekt
how fucking dumb can this guy get

just as dumb as you posting in a ded thread

but you here tho???

youtube.com/watch?v=92TtHEb4FI8

>Hiko rants about Liquid for two hours
>EliGE is a school shooter with a massive ego

Wew, first half an hour sounds like Elige pretty much singlehandedly killed liquid.

g2 will win

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

god fucking damn blu is disgusting

Who wins Cache lads?

holy shit stew

is it just me or looking back at heroic's games they had a few aimlocks

>a few

>Hey bro sorry you couldn't be on the team we just needed more versatility :^)

What do you do?

buy rifles
lose
buy pistols
win

umm...gotards?

this is pissing me off

buy rifles
lose
buy pistols
win

WE ARE C9 4Head WE LOOSE EVERY ROUND 4Head WE WANNA FINISH QUICK 4Head TO PLAY BATTLEGROUNDS

buy rifles
lose
buy pistols
lose

>clel9

buy cheats
shamelessly use them
win

>g2

na needs to step up their blatant cheating game, optic was a good start but they lost their edge and stopped getting impossible kills

stew turned on literally just now

It's so blatant by stewie lmao

yeah c9 -have- cheats too but they're so afraid to use them to win rounds consistently in the same way g2 did this match

fuck man

are you trying to trigger me

steel what are your opinions on the C9 vs G2 match

>not even on twitch page
dead

...

Elige is an ass tbqh.

Asked him for a pic and completely ignored me. Then he lost the match rofl.

how does a retarded/blind/deaf person have more views than a guy with no arms or legs?

is IEM Sydney going to be a hit or miss?

>apply for job
>"we'll call you within 5 days if you got it
day 4 now

...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unexpected_hanging_paradox

A judge tells a condemned prisoner that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day.

Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will escape from the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, as if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday.

He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday noon, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur at all.

The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday — which, despite all the above, was an utter surprise to him. Everything the judge said came true.

i hope you're right, I really need this now more than ever

perfect ak

clips.twitch
.tv/RelatedPunchyKoupreyChefFrank

How do you counter the A boost on cache? the one right out of garage?

you die to it and call out the intel to your teammates

remember when tournaments used to unironically invite thorin? i'm not glad he's dead but i'm glad he's gone

epic

if you want to fly out peeking that low-percentage bullshit boost every time, go for it. call out the place they were actually playing from when you die to that instead

holy fuck destiny is more annoying than steel

and sounds just as gay if not gayer than steel

Molly it or learn a 1 way smoke.

how can anyone watch steel
how can anyone watch battlegrounds

who watching /ourguy/ just nine in?

youtube.com/watch?v=92TtHEb4FI8

Holy fuck. Why do people tolerate Elige?

>people actually believe what hiko says when hes the one that destroys teams

why would you take ultra-hypocrite hiko's story as the real story?

whats the real scoop

the whole team was cancer except nitro because nitro is an emotionless robot

nitro is married tho.
elige is a gremlin
jdm is a manlet
pimp is a cuck
stanislaw is ugly
hiko is a baiter irl

what team is hiko on anyway?

burger king

none because nobody wants that baiter ruining the team dynamic after seeing how quickly he made optic players want to suicide

>I work in partnerships for @Twitch - xD

why don't NA teams move to Europe if they want to get better, it's always been an option why haven't they done it yet?

he actually does work for twitch tho. not sure how he got the job 2bh

muslims

From where can I find people to code a hack for me?

Only reply to my post if you know of a place.

He's jewish.

gitgud(dot)com

memeware

www.counterstrikeglobaloffensivehacks.com.ru/cheats_hosted_online_hack_aimbot

that's where i found one to make my hacks

he had (has?) a really big stream, like he was 10k average viewers like before even shroud blew up

must have been a long time ago then. he averages around 2-3k nowadays

this game is fun

>thinks 33 kills in silver 2 is something to show off about

uhh

not showing off, just pretty excited after playing my first match on another computer since my toaster of a laptop overheats whenever i try to run it

>playing on a laptop
>ever
if you really want to gitgud. use VR

>1600x900
>sub 120 fps
going from a toaster to anther toaster really isn't something to brag about

"not showing off"
>something to brag about

wow

and here i thought /d2g/ was full of autism