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>zul'jin will never give you axe

>open lili announcer in box
>reroll it for commons

How mad are you

Add that they post things about Li Li

you mirin?

nigger I've been here since before you were a twinkle in your mother's eye

Hey, it's your dick, not mine

>tfw you like a hero but he has no trait
AKA Leoric, Uther and Chromie

Whats the point of only getting value with your trait by feeding? or LUL get your shitty talent 2 lvs before your enemy does?

in all seriousness when's ryu

This game is too hard

Where the FUCK is Maiev???

I need High Priestess Shadowsong in my life.

but you had OP VALEERA on your team

>we will ever get female version skins for all the male heroes

why even live?

Dude Genji is fucking great.

>not the ayy tint

>zul'jin will never sit on you

Why are all Guldan skins so shit tier

>Top damage of both team is Stitches and Chen

Do these "you were X better compared to other players in last 30 days" that pop up after match mean anything or does everyone get it.

Coming from League the one thing I appreciate in this game is the fact that for the most part you can play our your character to their full potential every game. Can't say the same about League.
For a champ in League to reach full power the game needs to have gone at least 60 minutes without your team falling behind or losing and those scenarios have been nearly impossible outside of pro play for years. Every pick and item build you see these days revolves around having the most impact at 1-2 item completions. And also Sonya because I love huge women.

Yeah but Terokk is reddits meme and you know it very well

Zul'jin will never teach you how to not die for 4 seconds every 90 seconds

ever1

I fucking invented the meme you mother fucker
don't you EVER dare accuse me of being from reddit you piece of shit
You weren't here when that bullshit went down

Do you like Illaoi?

I feel you. Default skin and default colour is the only good one. I hope that they will make legendary skins for everyone now

>He thinks getting your power spikes 2 levels earlier than anyone else isn't god tier

It's just a bit of a "hey you did X thing really well" message to keep you positive.

I've got 1800 shards.

What should I craft?

>2 levels advantage
Seems good

>Chromie
Never mind

Legion's Wrath Sonya

>He can't wait until 1.2 seconds are left to start casting his W+Q combo at the marked spot the enemy was 3 seconds ago

>tracer vs double supp + hammer + chen
>valeera vs double supp
>sylvanas and hammer played pve
>genji "damage"

looks pretty normal to me

>tfw thinking about the way he smells after throwing axes a whole day at maximum speed

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Wait for your favorite skins to be featured, goy

Yup, love her but I don't get to play her since my roles are ADC/Support and if I try taking her top I would be against some Riven main with 2000 games on his champ

Literally the only problem with Valeera is her having a stun and being invisible
Like every fucking rogue in WoW

judgment uther and only play holy shock
don't heal your teammates unless they are as pious as you
they are not

Prime Evil Diablo

Not him, but I'm an Illaoi main. My in-game name is Harsh Lesson.

Featured skins don't cost less shards than non-featured

Butcherlisk
Azmodunk
Pyjama Abathur

Also all these niggers posting loot boxes, fuck that gay shit, I got a Lil Ragnaros yesterday and I am not shitting the thread about it

luck doesn't exist

Hows Tassadar? Has he stopped being shit or has his playstyle just changed? I just want to play anti-stealth heroes now

Holy shit colour me jelly

I have the first two skins; not really interested in PJ Maggot. Maybe once his Halloween skin comes back out.

why are the current maps in the rotation fucking awful? why is there a rotation at all? why not just let me all of the maps?

if i reroll a chest which gave legendary do i guaranteed to get a legendary again?

No

I was just shitposting

Prime Evil is cool but overused, maybe the toxic version

Sulfuras Uther is godtier too, hope he does not get overused

>get into game
>two people leave immediately

Sure do love not being able to forfeit what a great feature.

But what if I want to do some Uther/Jojo broventures on the front lines?

>d3 diablo

>they're actually broadcasting shit like that on CN
What the fuck

>mfw hiding the loot posting niggers

>overused
>liking popular things isn't cool, bro
That's what loadouts are for.
Use your cool OC loadouts for soloque QP or try matching your shit with your team's.
Uther has tons of good skin combinations, falling back on Lumberjack/brown horse is nothing to be ashamed about.

Give me Monkey King Samuro!

>do daily 3 AI games for free shekels
>wham bam thank you mam
>queue up again but forget to switch from AI
>queue pops instantly
>fug.bmp
>"oh well lets just do this one map quick then get back in it"
>its hanamura

>there are people with 4 digit sums of gold in this thread
I can't even

cool blog, bro

you need the lumberjack uther for that

regular show ended last year

i have 4 digit gold and ive barely even played the game. only got 1 level 10 char rest are like 1 or 2

like and subscrbie and share for mroe 8-)

How come I can't pick Vikings in HL atm?
Just tried and it said they were unavailable.

So which hero gets rammed by futa dick when no ones looking?

>Oldfags will never feel the good feeling of leveling your chars and getting drops you don't have now and then
>They already have everything, the only reason they still play the game is because they can't do anything else with their lives
>Sitting on tons of dust, gold and gens and having everything already unlocked, every chest is nothing more than extra shards
>Which he will use to buy the new skins as soon as they come out
>He looks at the new/midrange players with their shitty economy having the time of their lives opening chests and getting new shit everytime
>The passion and fun they are having
>''f-fuck newfags, c-can't even break 4 digits he-he'' he mutters in dispair
>While opening more boxes but the feeling of being dead inside does not change

Are you really that boring that you needed to post this sob story?

>pro team picks sylvanas
>proced to lost the game

when will they learn?

_____me

Just 39 people in the channel? I thought it would be more populated.

Please delete this

>Play zul'jin in quickmatch for keks and because I'm fucking bored of the same lineups over and over in competitive
>Enemy team has a genji played by a silver player
>My face hurts from grinning too fucking hard
>We start off in the same lane
>Act like a derp until level 7 staying in the same lame with genji letting him gradually wear down my hp
>All going as planned.gif
>Genji suddenly dives on me while he's near full health and I'm at half
>Activate trait and tear him a giant new asshole
>Proceed to REMOVE WEEB KEBAB throughout the rest of the game
>Pick up easy unsatisfying win
>Genji player starts whispering me
>"OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING NOOB WHY DONT YOU PICK SOMETHING THAT ISNT COMPLETELY FUCKING OVER POWERED"
>SATISFACTION GAINED!
>Reply with three words.
"You want axe?"

What's the difference between quick match and unranked?

She literally did nothing during that fight, she is useless as fuck unless you're playing vs begenius.

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Let him be, brainlets like him will never understand how good Sylv is

Are you sure this really happened?

Anyone?

>the biggest joy in his life is getting intangible items in a third rate moba

There are only at most 80 people in this thread at peak hours

this thread needs more waifus

It happens less often than I'd like, every once in a while though you get people who are so fucking mad over losing that they spray salt and tears at you in whispers.

first for chromie

The draft at the beginning.
And unranked players are the biggest fucking tryhards

You are the only bragging about having in-game currency

U N D E A T H

>had a genji on my team swear me out for the entire game in broken english and some spic language because i didnt save him from 3 towers and 2 heroes at level 1 as auriel

id believe it honestly

post source please...

nice blog is this the most exciting thing in your life?
really?

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