/owg/ Overwatch General

Jamison Fawkes!

Still trying. I'm a shitty Tracer and Mercy and every time I'm on Rein or Torbjorn my team can't seem to organize even when I shield them or doing DPS/throwing armor packs to keep everyone up for at least a bit longer.

t. butthurt user that got hooked/slept

dork

The cake. No idea what it says.

cba

Fareeha is very cute

And the happy couple they cut slices of cake for

Where's my Blackwatch: Revengeance game, Blizzard?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZDupR9FXwCU

At least they have good taste unlike the fujos who like literally insane teenage boys who murder people for petty reasons but it's okay because they have daddy/mommy issues
I'd cure Fareeha's autism with my semen

no friends
tried for hours with randoms
got to the last phase multiple times
but everyone kept panicking/rushing it so never completed it
just wanted to kill myself desu

Angela pls go.

Please pray for Orisa. She needs to be blessed with a great PTR buff!

Cute!

In terms of all-round ability to carry and help them team Zarya is the best hero in the game.

1. Zarya
2. S76
3. Ana

Agree/Disagree?

>play a game on my alt just to practice tracer
>its plat
>we have a mccree and a 76
>decide to do 3 dps and go tracer anyways
>our mccree and 76 do nothing
>I get yelled at for not switching by our mccree
>finish the game with 4 gold medals
>get blamed for the loss

ok

Zarya is one of several heroes that need to be gutted from this game. She makes projectile heroes essentially worthless. Not like they needed to be further shat on when Genji and Lucio exist.

>over two years into waifuing tracer
>still can't get enough of dat hip-to-waist ratio
Why is she so perfect?

More

t. Hanzo main

-100/200 Shield to her health
-1200HP for her barrier
-Fortify blocks headshot bonus damage

There, fixed.

Those of you who like Officer DVA... go to hell

Of what?

>dey see me trollin', dey hatin'

>try 3v3 elim for easy arcade crates
>its the most cancerous shit i've ever seen

do people even play this for fun?

>_540
Fucking ape can't even save a full image

Why do people keep spamming this.
Yes, fatass Tumblrinas are triggered, do we really need to see this in every thread?

Why is Blizzard pushing HOTS so much as of lately? Is it dying or something? Even tempting me with a great skin this time. I really don't care for MOBAs at all. They're not my cup of tea, but I almost feel bad.

>dies
>"group up with me!"
>runs into the other team and gets instagibbed 2 seconds later
>"omg team where were u!!!"

>starts a defence round right outside the attacking team's spawn
>dies in the first 5 seconds
>"omg teem where were u!!!!"

>oh look at that we already have enough dps on our team
>you know what this team needs
>more dps

Why are dps players such selfish, tunnel-visioned cunts?

t. mad flexer that just lost a comp game because none of the 3 dps would go 2nd healer and half the team left after getting washed round 1

I want officer D.Va to forcibly detain me.

Young Fareeha with Angela

Personally, on top of everything you said, I feel her weapon should be changed from projectile to hitscan.

>Hitscan Fusion Driver
>Keep the spread
>Damage dropped from 7 to 12
>Fire rate changed from 12 to 20
>DPS remains the same overall, however, the weapon is now much harshly affected by armour and distance to compensate for being easier to aim

Play junkrat and abuse all the tight corridors

>That genji on the other team that is ultimately pretty useless but spends the entire game trying soloing you out and being as annoying as possible.

>Now roadhog isn't the only one with a pig costume anymore

Here is an interview with Sombras VA:

youtube.com/watch?v=JDJU3dz-YSE

>posting white pharah again
we went through this in the last thread you weeb faggot
i really wish waifu fags would neck themselves

I think 2.0 or whatever just happened and they probably want more people to play and/or bring back players who tried it. The best way would be to do another crossover with their current popular and most talked about game

>getting triggered over fanart skin tone
Tumblr pls go.

Stay mad

zarya is a situational pick
soldier is the most consistent carry
a good ana can also do a lot for a team if she knows how to keep a rein alive and sleep/nano the right targets

>dps mains

...

McCree pls stop trying to shift the blame onto Angela.

>Really like most of the Uprising skins
>Good with almost none of the heroes they go with

she's fine, stop crying and play her until you find her niche
Reaper and Junkrat are the ones who really need a hand
Junk because he's very situational and countered far to easily, Reaper because he might as well not exist

anyone know who this artist is?

pedos should be banned on sight

some of those are obvious jokes but the point still stands that tumblr is retarded

>white pharah
I think the idea of white-washing is retarded but honestly this seems absurd.

fucking stop posting this every thread, yes Tumblr gets triggered by everything get over it

If you fucks still need the oni genji skin /join overwatch and ask there

>she's fine

No she isn't, she's hard countered by the majority of the roster you fucking bronze shitter.

>Any hero with the ability to land headshots will destroy her through Fortify
>Out of all the tanks she's the most susceptible to flankers like Genji and Tracer who, because of her massive hitbox, can literally harass and kill her from medium range where they normally fumble against other heroes

Who the fuck cares.

not even him but
> skintone
>generic animu face
She's a random girl with Pharah's tattoo
it looks nothing like her

Pharah is too old. She should be the same age or younger than Tracer. It makes no canonical sense

>white pharah
Nigga could you not?

>generic animu face
That's Pharah alright.

>2 hours left
I-im going to make it...

She's far beyond a christmas cake. You just like an old hag.

>entire enemy team is firing at reinhardt's shield
>he charges

>Obviously covered by extreme light
>REEEEE WHITEWASHING
JEsus christ goys

Anyone want to team up for Oni Genji?

>Mfw I got everything but the player icons

>tracer a member by 19 and probably younger
>pharah couldn't join by 26

Who knows, maybe Ana cockblocked her own daughter

Has this thread been taken by Tumblrina landwhales?
It's a fucking drawing, get over yourselves, or better, try to find how you reached a point in your life where you actually care about that shit.

Why is every single fucking game massive stomp for either side all of a sudden?

it's just as okay as making reaper black then I guess.

Not even the same people but if you want trolls or irl trolls to stop being in these threads don't give them attention you cunt,

Yeah want to play 5 vs ai matches real quick

By all means, do it.
Any fucking neckbeard or Tumblrina who gets triggered by the skin tone of a character in a fucking drawing deserves far worse than that.
Let's just hope another big war starts soon so people start remembering what you should NOT give a fuck about.

>anime imageboard
>"why do you people complain about 2-D things"
Wrong website friend

>quick play basically boils down to "whoever has the better snipers wins"

What's the fucking appeal of snipers anyway

cmon now give me the torb skins

Not them or the other guy but I just find it annoying when people go off model

Like the people who give characters giant tits and asses for no reason, like why?

>Pharah wanted to show off that she could do everything her mother could so she joined the Egyptian army
It's those mommy issues.

>overusage of like
Burgerclap or Tumblrina, maybe both.
Fuck off.

>only play hog
>climb to gold, no sweat
>start losing
>get stuck in gold
>hog is all I know

What should I do? I've tried all the other tanks, they dont work for me.

>tfw have golden torb gun but not legendaries frmo this event
Life is really suffereing in even cyber space isn't it

Embrace the Iris m8

>being this easily triggered like why

literally "shit"

>its a threestack instalocks shitty heroes and blames teammates for losing episode

Sure but I heard they have to be matches against actual people this time around. Is that true or did I hear lies?

yeah like UGHH, could you NOT?
It's 2017
*sighs*

Am I speaking in Tumblr properly now?
Take your fucking non-issues elsewhere.

Welcome to every massively popular FPS where it's not a game of skill it's a game of which team has the biggest shitters

Mercy is for breeding

What time tomarrow does Police d.va launch.

I havent stopped thinking about her since the announcement.

so every game

only inappropriate like was the second one. who cares you nigger.