[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

you're not first and aprilia a best

No one tops Mick on the smokers....

using them rn

>go to dealer
>see bike I want
>hey can I test ride it
>sorry its not actually ours its a private sale but I can call the owner to see if he is still insured on it and if he is he may let you ride it as a 3rd party, just need to take your number and name alright
>alright cool thanks its ______ and my name is ______
>thanks, we'll call you on Monday
>no call

RREEEEEEE FUCKING USELESS SALESMAN

Man. Didn't know they still existed.
All our hero's rode for those fucker's...and we can't even get their durrie's anymore!!

well, no one tops the NSR to be fair
(or rossi, for that matter)

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Yeah he really showed everyone how to ride a honda...no one ever did any better or ever will.
>pic related

>using whitestrips to get muh pearly whites whiter
>riding bike home during the middle of the night
>cold air on the sensitive teeth from the strips
>any time I open my lips hurts like fuck
Glad that's over

Previously on /dbt/:
That's how you do it, fags. Just copy the link of the thread and post it here, Veeky Forums will sort it for you,

Whats so good about the pre vtec VFR? Everyone says its the best bike ever.

does a tail pack get in the way of a backpack?

You three > not two

more than 120 hp is useless on the road

You dropped the last digit

Ur useless

>dbt

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According to who? I find it pretty useful.

Just got myself pic related, pretty good on the south Texas infernal summer.

>reddit goes for a ride
youtube.com/watch?v=MdbDrQpyn0k&feature=youtu.be&t=69

Is daytona user here?

Yamaha a best confirmed

We didn't to confirm senpai, we already knew

>slowfag goes slow
>gets overtaken by a reasonable driver
>"WOWOWOWOO WHY YOU OVERTAKING ME SO RECKLESS????!"
god I hate new riders thinking they're the king of the road

>that turn
kek, maybe he's a bit on edge from being so new

Based old man
>WHY DID YOU OVERTAKE ME REEee
>because you were going too slow.
>NO I-I-i-i-i Was going the limit
>I dont care, if I want to overtake you then Ill overtake you, good day

I wish these morons who ride bikes to try and get in road rage incidents that they can submit to moto madness would just fuck off.

>Pajeet has trouble keeping up with gramps
A "fuck off, m8" was in order

>mercader.

God have mercy.

>best small displacement bike

Henlo sea jay
New bike when

Brain says buy an upright naked bike
Heart says GSXR750
Slightly dumber part of the heart says to finance a brand new one

Practically, it's a slightly more comfortable F4i that sounds cool. And weighs 80lbs more.

Mostly, it just sounds cool.

And they're cheaper than an F4i+risers+seat because nobody actually wants them.

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>normie memes
no, this is /dbt/

>he put meme wheels on a wr450
you are either an idiot or have more money than you know what to do with or both.

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I've actually been looking at k1300 and the tail end is fucking crooked
It doesn't line up with the tank and bars
The wheels obviously do, so it rides straight

Has anyone in public ever commented on your stickers

No, this is Johnny

Fuck you Johnny

I wouldn't know because that's not my motorcycle.

If it was my motorcycle it would at least have good anime stickers on it, not that love live crap.

Get the GSX-R and ride it until you're bored (protip: probably a couple years though).

Don't finance anything. That's how poor people stay poor, by buying stuff on a zero down payment plan with crazy interest.

Save up for a few years, don't buy new, get something you like. (This comes from a man in his 30's, having had a bunch of bikes and I still prefer my carbed SV650 over everything else I have or have had.)

This one?

>Save up for a few years

I can currently save up the full MSRP for a 750 in a handful of months, to buy it outright or recoup the costs

I just don't want to put all my eggs in one basket. You know, gap insurance is a thing. On the other hand, gap insurance is another line item that prevents you from saving 10 grand in six months.

When I get bored of the R3.

We have tons of memebike perfection touges.

> checks bank account, god dammit.

Guess you are zero for two.

Finally put on new brake pads. Old ones were worn down to the metal, no wonder I felt like I couldn't stop.
Is it _absolutely_ necessary to replace the caliper mounting bolts / apply Loctite after displacing the caliper for cleaning?

>any anime
>good
pick one.

any good touring vlogs like Tour de Baron?

>dirt bike
>touge
i don't think you know what you are doing.
i bet you are one of those fags who bends a knee and leans into corners on a dirt bike too.

Always pay cash for toys. This rule should never be violated.

>unlike your mom.

apply loctite yes

replace maybe, they stretch after so many reuses but it doesn't sound like they were taken out all that often

>bike
>toys

Summer DD. You can go to costco on a crotch rocket if you don't have a family to shop for.

LWR

Yeah, I couldn't save for a new gsx-r in a handful of months. (yay Finland, msrp on a gsx-r is 26.000€ + insurance around 2500€/year). Have a house to pay for, and kids to feed.

Dont replace bolts, do apply loctite.

Replace, no
Loctite, absolutely. ( blue )

Yeah, I can't even remember if I displaced the caliper the last time I changed pads (that was a while ago).
I rode about 16 km without Loctite to break the pads in and see if everything is holding together so far. Will buy ASAP and apply posthaste.

MSRP on a GSXR is actually like 13 grand here, but that's only another month and a half.

Being single and too autistic to ever be anything but is gr8.

welp, I did it, I bought the R1200R.

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I like to watch the Prudhoe Bay to Argentina ones, theres one or two on YouTube.

Sooo today? The bike is so slow how do you not want something else?

>bike
>toy
Do you know where you are? 70% of us don't have cars, the bikes are our transportation

Get the big bottle of blue.

You own a bike now, you'll use lots.

Lol. All my bikes are toys. Sucks to be you guys

>Do you know where you are? 70% of us don't have cars, the bikes are our transportation

Just trying to contribute so you all are not poorfags forever.

I never use loctite on my bike.
Rust will take care of it.

At least I'm not stuck in traffic.

It's slow for a sports bike, it's not slow when you can BTFO 95% of "car enthusiasts" in my area with it.

Besides, it's fun to go WOT all over town and not really get into too much trouble.

Ok?

It's funner to laugh at people who want to race you because you know you'd win.

I can literally do that on the R3 here.

>70% of us don't have cars, the bikes are our transportation
I don't know this poverty

It's not poverty, its great fun

If I had inherited a bank, I wouldn't either.

>this

>harley boomer shows up
>BTFOs you with mad torks, and then stops before his bike would become winded and says "i won son, just slowed down because im not a crazy fucker like you. 0 to 60 is the only important day to day metric."

I didn't inherit shit, that would be pleasant though

My bike is my great fun, but my truck is more fun desu

Agreed. Bike's are cool. But i like doing hoodrat shit in my truck as well

>shitty beat to fuck truck
>more fun than a motorcycle
You really don't stop spewing this shit, huh?

You will never understand an emotional attachment, and you will never understand how much fun a terrible vehicle can be when you've brought it back from the dead a few times

>Jul 1
>waiting on about 100 euro payout
>start looking in stores at bags
>Jul 14
>R/R finally dies, replacement is precisely 100 euro leaving me with nothing
>start looking around for jobs
>literally only thing I saw was barely tolerable in both work description/pay/working hours is mickey d's
>considering suicide as an economic choice
>two hours of job searching later get text with fresh translation job
>remember I have another translation that hasn't been paid out yet
>looks like after I get new R/R and bags I still have about 50 left

why is life so weird

thank you for calming my worried heart
we're all gonna make it

>buttblasted poorfag
The post

>You will never understand an emotional attachment
It's a truck. An utility vehicle.

>when you've brought it back from the dead a few times
That's when you scrap it, it's not worth it. It's a truck.

There's no point in arguing with you, you sound fundamentally German and unable to understand what I would be saying.

>Implying I'm poor

>Jimmy
>Not understanding emotion
Your autism is showing friend-o

should i buy a 500€ bike as a daily drive?
> pic related
doing a 10 minute commuting with my main bike, in full leathers, just feels like abuse.

also: what's your dd-gear?

>implying jimmy would be awake this early

>jap scrap

you are, kid

get a real bike

I wear a helmet to commute to work and that's it. The rest is just regular clothes.

Tru