Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Cute emo girl edition

What's new?

D.Va Hero Announced; Will be on PTR May 2nd
youtu.be/UgJLvtx5PzI
Nexus Challenge 2.0 Oni Genji skin, Policeman D.Va, loot boxes, and more in Overwatch and HotS
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
youtu.be/Bv2t9lwC7lk

**Megabundles Announced** All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for '''FREE'''
Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles

Heroes of the Storm 2.0 Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20
Genji Hero Announced Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji
youtu.be/-SJgvzPRFEI
Hamamura Battleground Announced Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura
youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0

For new players
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
New & Experience Players
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Which heroes should I buy?
Anything but Nova

Current Free Hero Rotation
us.battle.net/forums/en/heroes/topic/17936383460
Current Weekly Sale
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695741/
Current Weekly Brawl ( who plays those )
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20724210/
Latest Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20726730/

Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
hotslogs.com/Default (Slightly inaccurate)
heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

Current Pleb List
robogrub.com/tierlist

Where can I find you lol rejects feeders?
"/join Veeky Forums" in game chat

Last episode:veekyforums.com/thread/175475098/video-games

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/175475098/video-games
yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149160840544
yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149114418844/auriel-and-beleth-because-yes
robogrub.com/tierlist
strawpoll.me/12860756
strawpoll.me/12837427
youtube.com/watch?v=8bjR5Ppf3ug
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51420735
strawpoll.me/12869105
nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2016/01/13/man-fucking-a-dinosaur/man-fucking-a-dinosaur-jpg/
heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/tychus#lM5B
youtube.com/watch?v=kzHuCDDzP-E
rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/pages/hero_pages/Tychus - Infested.html
strawpoll.me/12869897
veekyforums.com/thread/175546501/video-games

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

1st for fuck quick meme

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is Valla autistic?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

where is my female monk

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Whats the best starting hero bundle

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I thought i'd be done with these meme comps after climbing out of gold.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

nth for best girl

RumChicken
RumChicken

Does March of the Black King have any real usage?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Anub'Arak cocooning Lunara and then impregnating her with his ovipositor green when?

askme
askme

m..more?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

kneel before the dark lady!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Get 10minutes into the match
Our Lucio only has 25k healing
Is running around aimlessly getting 1v3ed
Ask him what the fuck he is doing
LOL I DONT KNOW THIS MAP

The game literally SCREAMS at you what the objective is. Holy fuck

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

If the enemy team cosists of 5 people who can all escape from entomb i guess.

the level 20 talent for march is pretty good against a duo tank lineup if your team can slow them but that requires you to get to 20 and have a team built around you.

Techpill
Techpill

can somebody post the cute sprays?

Spamalot
Spamalot

veekyforums.com/thread/175475098/video-games
nigger

massdebater
massdebater

sprays

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tychus did nothing wrong

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Other Specialist heroes like Samuro thought they were better than Hammer.

They thought wrong.

BFG did nothing wrong, no bully.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Hanamura is not a good map. If any of you played Dota at a high level you would understand what makes a map good.

Breaking a base is fun.
Pushing a cart to do it for you is not.

Defeating minions to help YOU be skillful is fun.
Defeating minions to throw a turret on the floor is not.

These are just some of the reasons, but HOTS maps in general are far too small and poorly designed overall.

w8t4u
w8t4u

another waifu image in the OP
man someone dropped a megabundle a few threads ago with nice art, why not use that?

Inmate
Inmate

How close to creeps do you have to be in order to soak exp?

I am thinking about trying Abathur in Versus AI and I am curious.

Also if you Symbiote a creep from far away dand kill stuff o you still get exp

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

using sprays

Techpill
Techpill

Around where the range creeps max range is. Little further.

Methnerd
Methnerd

If you see the +XP numbers on your screen, you are in range of whatever creep that died to give you that exp.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Just downloaded the game
Just for the sake of OW skins
Play tutorial
mfw
How do I start without fucking up royally? I might get into this just to play once in a while

I get one of the Megabundles for the 100 coins I have?

StonedTime
StonedTime

overshit player with 3 games played tries to give me advice as he solo dies to a camp

farquit
farquit

Cutest sprays, coming through.

Illusionz
Illusionz

yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149160840544
yedgartnsfw.tumblr.com/post/149114418844/auriel-and-beleth-because-yes
the amount of gay and furry shit I went through to find this.........

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Honestly go with the Mixed Bag Bundle (Go into collections and buy it)

Other than that play a round of Versus AI and/or fuck around in the test range before going into Quick Play with a character

Play the fucking objectives
Camps/Bosses are incredibly important don't just attack them if you don't know what your doing
PLAY THE FUCKING OBJECTIVES

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's a smurf, I'm actually silver 2 :D

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

play vs ai for practice desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who's a tanky mofo that shits out cc? I like playing the disruptor/disabler

likme
likme

Watch someone play your favorite hero
They play like shit
End up playing hero until I feel satisfied

I fucking hate it.

Evilember
Evilember

Anub'arak
Diablo
Johanna
Rexxar
ETC

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

APPOCALPYSE - PREVENTED
Mecha Tassadar just turns him into a giant dramatic kid and I love it
Also lvl 20 force wall is the most fun ult in the game because everyone who tries to run away looks like an idiot running into a wall

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Diablo.Some of his talents add more slows as well

Booteefool
Booteefool

.

eGremlin
eGremlin

pls no more noob rexxar

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

At least thanks to heroes there is a chance for little known Blizzard cuties to get some art here and there

Soft_member
Soft_member

I feel so uncomfortable seeing someone doing badly with a hero I am godtier with

If its my waifu then I throw up in my mouth

eGremlin
eGremlin

Honestly go with the Mixed Bag Bundle
I can't find it, I only see 4 bundles

Assassin
Flex
Support&Specialist
Tanks&Bruisers

Unless you are refering to the last 2

Will do, don't want to be THAT guy

Can I play the game for the OW skins against AI, or do I need to be THAT guy for 5 matches?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Play Abathur
Use Ultimate Evolution on some shitter on your team
Play their hero better than they do for 20 seconds
Go back to watching them be bad until the next fight starts

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Tanks is hella fun

Support has amazing utility

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Play free rotation heroes and test a few heroes in Try Mode before you decide, everyone are going to tell you to get the flex bundle but the truth is if you buy a bundle with a lot of heroes you're not going to like you wont enjoy the game.

Playboyize
Playboyize

first quest lets you play vs ai but every other week is vs real people

Soft_member
Soft_member

Blizzard seems to think that their game would be boring without "objectives", which isn't even close to the case. What Blizzard needs to add is some fucking depth.

Would it really be that bad to have money and an item store? Im not talking like 6 slots bag lololol

Here me out:

What if from now on minion camps dropped between 1 and 3 coins and there was an item shop in your base that sold items, which you could only hold 1 of at a time.

# coin for a dragon coin which searches for enemies
# coins for a med kit which AOE heals your team
# coins for a turret which you can place on the ground
# coins for a one use blink

Like I feel like this would be so much more fun. And the meta of buying certain items / spending your money would be so much better than just objectives that LITERALLY KILL THE ENEMIES BASE.

Methshot
Methshot

Someone picks Tyrande. They miss all stuns never use their trait and only heal themselves.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

nah

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

there is always hope
thank you for your sacrifice user it will be remembered

Soft_member
Soft_member

Thats so shallow it would make the game worse

Flameblow
Flameblow

2.0
nothing changes, not even the engine- load times are still excruciating.

I think that sounds fun honestly.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

many eyes were bleeched to give us these lewds

eGremlin
eGremlin

5 assasins vs balanced team
At least they don't have any supports :^)

SniperGod
SniperGod

cutie
literally is air??

RumChicken
RumChicken

No because then at least the game would have a way to actually buy fucking vision / detection.

Literally the worst MOBA on the market right now is this one, you are 100% wrong. and yes, Ive put at least 50 hours into 2.0

StonedTime
StonedTime

Isn't that just Hanamura with a shop middleman?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

recently came back to the game
etc got nerfed for some reason
see shitters spam varian because they cant tank so they just have to press W twice and not die
is this a joke? do they have monkeys working at the balance department for this game? how the fuck do things like etc who require a certain degree get nerfed in a game where varian has >2 stacks of medivh W for himself
taunt every 20ish seconds
high hp
high damage from trait
high sustain
gap closer with slow
talent to shit on shields
i swear to fucking god everything they do lately is make the game easier for shitters/new players

massdebater
massdebater

Samuro is not a specialist tho.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The items aren't bad, its the fucking payloads which take away from the need to want to push enemy base at all.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

bored
decide to check out hgc stream
ears are bleeding after listening to this slut talk loudly for 10 minutes

Holy shit who thought it would be a good idea to hire some chick with an AWFUL voice to do commentary?
Did they not realize that the sound of the voice is kind of important?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Reaper in HoTS when

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Does week 1 end at midnight or some time tomorrow?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

reminder to kill all mobility shitters

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Literally the worst MOBA on the market right now
you are 100% wrong
Ive put at least 50 hours into 2.0

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

They have to fill the diversity quota somehow

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That picture is wrong hots wise, it make no sense.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

In short?
ETC is supposed to be a generalist tanks, but his attack speed buff makes him favored in AA centric teams. That's bad. We gave him armor instead. If he has armor, he needs less health or he's too oppressive.
Oh wait, he's at <40% winrate, even Valeera has more health now, retract nerfs, but only a little, don't want to go overboard :)

2180 base health for 20! armor for 2! seconds.
Meanwhile Varian with tank build has ~2900 health AND 15 PERMANENT armor. Totally ok :)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

this game really went to shit with 2.0 thanks for the larger community blizzard thats always a good thing to ahve

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I mostly see it used in /dsg/

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Someone picks Sylv
Pic wrong talents
Use her E as attack

Fucking disgusting

WebTool
WebTool

WHEN WILL THE OVERKEKS STOP SHITTING UP MY GAMES AND THEN BRAGGING THAT THEY ARE NOT TRYING BECAUSE TROLLING IS MORE FUN THAN VERSUS AI!!

TechHater
TechHater

Did any of the angels in D3 ever use their wings like tentacles? I remember Tyrael doing it once in D2, but can't recall if it ever happened again.

whereismyname
whereismyname

not picking the doble E talent and using it to attack

Snarelure
Snarelure

Current Pleb List
thank you

Soft_member
Soft_member

Used to play a lot of Singed. Any infuriating heroes that I can use to bait and tilt the enemy team?

TechHater
TechHater

Hello assfaggots I was told there were tons of waifu fags in this thread, I'm here to fix that

being gay
in the current year

Spamalot
Spamalot

Valla is pretty cute.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Samuro is not a specialist tho.
He has the damage of one.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Morales.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Abathur bros, how do I get into a lane to soak without it being obvious?

I want to try the Symbiote build where you can soak 3 lanes at once but it requires you to physically be in a lane with minions

Thank you based GayJ Styles

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm torn between support and assassin's

Support because I always seem to end up playing those a lot more, but might not be the best to start with

And Assassin't because it might be the easistes to start with but doesn't have sexy diablo angel, then again I only really want Auriel and might be better for me to just play and unlock her later on her own

How hard is to get money to unlock stuff?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Anyone to play 5 QM matches with me for the Nexus Challenge? NA server
Menega#1230

likme
likme

Try both, assassin gets boring quick and has a shitload of shitty players trying to be one, so it is a inflated class

Support you can control the fight in a lot of ways, and go for dps/second healer builds is a lot of fun

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

If you want to just run away a lot and chip at people until you commit, Tracer maybe. Samuro is also just annoying to fight because if you can git gud with Illusion Master, you'll theoretically never be able to die

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

stuck with playing shitty new map and limited others all the time until may 15

5mileys
5mileys

Supports&specialist is what?
basically healers and buffers/debuffers?

What are flexers?

w8t4u
w8t4u

The Pyro cast at the very end is too good

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

specialist is pushers and disablers

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

vs ai doesn't work for nc 2.0

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

queue up for QM as Gul'dan
myself, lucio and a party of three
they picked ETC, Stitches and Diablo
possibly the three worst tanks in the game
all on one team
not even a MM fluke, they did it intentionally
type in chat "that triple tank meta"
stitches replies "we are all CC threats"
lose in less than 15 minutes
Why do people do this?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

quick meme
they have morales and varian(not tank according to blizzard)
we have 3 paper heroes and abatur because he counts as support ;^)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Flex just includes gankers, bruisers, tanks, supports, the whole range effectively.
The "I like to play everything" beginner pack.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Diablo
worst tank in the game
Grubby has him on S tier, I think he's pretty good but is just outshone by anub'arak.
Stiches is good if a team built around him but on his own he is shit.
ETC is in a real bad spot, just a CC machine with no health now.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Diablo and ETC
possibly the [...] worst tanks in the game
I know ETC was nerfed and is struggling right now, but fuck he can still work a lot. But if you want to be taken seriously at all, you should work on your baits, because that Diablo bait is just too obvious.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Cutting it right as the circle appears really enhances the comedic effect.

RavySnake
RavySnake

he needs to buy vision/detection
Just play zagara

Emberburn
Emberburn

Did they really make Diablo and Stitches good? I haven't played since early 2015 so I'll fully admit I'm out of the loop. When I left Diablo was the butt of jokes and no one played Stitches.

Regardless, it's not a good comp.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

queue up for QM
Why do people do this?
You answered your own question.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I kinda wanna see if I can slow down that bit just a little so it doesnt expand quite as fast
I feel like it leaves anyone who doesnt expect it trying to register what it was, but then it just loops
Yet it makes it more effective as a joke for people who can recognize it quickly
Maybe Im looking into it too much

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the meta has completed changed since beta
fucking arthas is top tier now

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Stitches isn't good. But he can work really well in a co-ordinated team built around him.
Diablo is just a great all around tank, nice sustain, nice engage, nice positioning. Underrated in my opinion

Firespawn
Firespawn

I see, I might start with the support bundle then, thanks

though I like at least 3 characters from other bundles, how hard is to unlock new heroes?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

if I want to just play a handful of heroes, across each role, and be familiar with them, what would be the effective ones to focus my time on?

JunkTop
JunkTop

just level heroes till 5 and you get 500 gold, not very hard

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You are given 1000 gems later. You also get 500 gold for reaching level 5 and 10 on heroes. You can also get heroes from loot crates.

RavySnake
RavySnake

What was the last Warcraft rep?

Holding out for my waifu Spellblade Aluriel to get in

WebTool
WebTool

And Anub'arak who was a punchline for ages

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You know, I'll go with flex then, and then unlock Auriel later and start from there

Skullbone
Skullbone

fucking arthas is top tier now
Diablo is just a great all around tank
And Anub'arak
wew lad, I feel like I'm in Planet of the Apes or some shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Naziboo
MingLee
Arthas
Li Li
Greymane
Varian
Lunara
Lucio

Inmate
Inmate

And Greymane. A lot of heroes got propelled into the meta pretty recently.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

With what you have, these are also good for Hero League:

Warrior
Arthas, Varian, and ETC

Support
Lucio and Malf

Assassin
Kael'thas or Li-Ming, Valla, Greymane, and Lunara

Specialist
Nazeebo and Sylvanas

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How do you build chromie?

Lunatick
Lunatick

ETC
Better off playing Dehaka/Dibbles. Varian should also only be off tank.

Falstad and Gul'dan are two extremely powerful assassins to learn aswell. And Thrall/rag for if you need a solo laner.

Probius is the best specialist right now

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You quit the match and play Kael'thas or Gul'dan

SniperGod
SniperGod

He doesn't own most of those.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Where can I find the new meta? I've been enjoying just playing random new heroes like GD and Alarak. I think Rag might be my new favorite.

What really baffles me is Valeera, why did they add another stealth hero?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Abathur is great in that pack. He plays nothing like anybody else and if you're ever actually in the same post code as an enemy hero you are doing it wrong, but nevertheless last time I played him I still got a 27 kill streak with him with no deaths.

I still lost, because my team were fucking morons. Sometimes you wonder if maybe you were part of the problem, but then I see Xul spending and entire game top pushing towers and never helping with objectives.
...In Towers of Doom.
And I realise that no. No it's not.

Azmodan is pretty neat as well. But that's because he's fucking Azmodan, the Lord of Swag.

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw crushing treacherous jews

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Thinking of trying out this game. The only other mobas I've played much are Smite (Which is a very different game) and LoL. Since all mobas copy each other's heroes, who're the closest comparisons to these LoL characters:

-Annie
-Old Warwick
-Poppy
-Amumu

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

man beating these cunts felt good, buncha sweaty qm tryhards that 4 manned down every fort while tlv split, thank god varian is busted as fuck in qm.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Where can I find the new meta?
You don't it comes to you.

It depends on the map, but people are playing either:
Double warrior or Double support
Damage Dealer
Offlaner
Flex

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Grubby knows his shit, but obviously some heroes are gonna be bad in some situations robogrub.com/tierlist

Valeera has just had a nerf. God knows why they thought adding a harder to pin down stealth assassin would work.

My bad for not checking, sorry dude. Diablo is definitely worth buying next for 4k though.

Snarelure
Snarelure

lost vikings in qm
Nasty stuff

girlDog
girlDog

a-am i doing good vg

Methshot
Methshot

Annie
Jaina
Old Warwick
The Butcher, Twin Blades Varian or Illidan
Poppy
Diablo. Honorable mentions to ETC and Johanna
Amumu
Stitches or Johanna if you like standing the middle of the enemy team. ETC for the ult

Keep it up.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Annie
Jaina

Old Warwick
Greymane

Poppy
Diablo

Amumu
ETC

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

design game for lowest common denominator moba players
get top rank players that will still play simon says and walk to the bright spot on their map when 4/5 opponents are dead and they could just hit the base to win
get top rank players that still can't walk between auto attacks
basic silver/3000 moba skills from doto or lawl will propel you almost to the top of hots

hotsbabs?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Probably smurf

So no, you aren't, improve yourself and stop begging for attention

WebTool
WebTool

all types
Filter out AI games and then post

Firespawn
Firespawn

Arthas is literally Amumu with a slow on the tears, what the fuck are you people talking about?

Nojokur
Nojokur

was this official artwork the whole time? i thought it was just some fan made art until i saw them as sprays

farquit
farquit

I'd say Greymane is more like Jayce.

Whoops. Slipped my mind.

likme
likme

i mean im not a smurf, this is my main account with 1200 plus games and all the heroes,
ive just recently been really inro hots, ive let go of my toxic attitude and its helping alot with tilting, increased my wr by a solid 11%
the last time i played bots was for the event before last.

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw too scared to play QM so stick to vs AI

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Well the individual sprays are official, I just slapped them together. They might be ascended fan art, though.

Firespawn
Firespawn

which bundle should i tell my friend who is new to mobas to get

he's never played a moba and I'm thinking flex since its the most varied pack, but I'm not sure.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hows your UD and ranked?

The very fact you're worried about doing badly means you're already better than half the people that play this game.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

This map rotation
My points were giveth and taketh away.

viagrandad
viagrandad

just force yourself to play QM, it's the only way you'll get over it
each game slowly merges together, you just stop caring about individual losses

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do unranked draft. No pressure of Hero League, and can form a proper composition

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's QM no one gives a shit if you suck, you can just mute everyone at the start if you want too.

viagrandad
viagrandad

The very fact you're worried about doing badly means you're already better than half the people that play this game.
The last time I played against real people was a random heroes brawl a few months ago, I was asked to choose Johanna from 3 heroes but had no idea how to play her. A guy who picked Thrall kept saying I was shit in chat.

Flameblow
Flameblow

ive been refreshing up on qm, at around 250-300 games this season ill probably feel comfortable with ranked, so like in 4 or 5 days with the number of games ive been playing since 2.0 (25ish a day)
before 2.0 i didn't really give a shit about the game, got tilted really easily, didn't know laning meta, teamcomp meta, advanced counters, etc, but lately ive worked towards having a more positive attitude and doing the "you do you ima do me" attitude of not giving a fuck about how awful some of my team mates are.

RumChicken
RumChicken

But thats whats so fun with hero brawl

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Would you anons say this is funnier than the other one?

Inmate
Inmate

queue up for a quick qm as raynor
braxis
get placed with a 4man, anub, lucio, auriel and zuljin
their zul is probably the best of them, getting his cock s troked by two healwhores
it's on
from second 1 I play hyperaggressive
show that little cuck what a real assassin does
outdmg the little shit at every opportunity
auriel soon realizes I'm the true alpha and crowns me
tfw she almost dies but I save her with a q and some bodyblocks
she thanks me like she horny sow in heat that she is
little beta troll can't even mutter a single word
I get mvp over him
mfw true hero of the storm

Techpill
Techpill

Join Veeky Forums channel maybe playing with people will help you do qm

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

potgs coming to hots when?

JunkTop
JunkTop

New player here

Are any of the "Very Hard" characters actually worth playing or are they all memes?

Lost Vikings seems like aids, and the other two just seem awful

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is zeratul actually fun

He's one of the only heroes I don't own yet but he just seems fucking boring, even though I do usually like pickoffy assassins

Maybe I should buy valeera instead even though she's been nerferinoed?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm very new to the game. Only really good at Thrall, but got Rexxar in a box and a sick skin so decided to try him out yesterday.
I only played 3 games, and I was definitely mediocre, but even in my very first game I'm happy to be able to say I was better than this
WHAT is he even trying to do? Why isn't he mending Misha?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I've been playing for a while but if you asked me to play rehgar I might aswell be a bronze shitter. Just go into QM with your most comfortable hero and mute anyone who shit talks immediately.

Best way to be. I used to get so pissed off but the better I've gotten as a player the less I rage. Good players don't let themselves tilt.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Which character will let me just sit blankly in the middle of a teamfight and press buttons indiscrimitately and still do well

Techpill
Techpill

Lost Vikings used to be strong in general but now they're just strong on Garden of Terror and Hanamura.

Abathur is currently pretty shit because he's lagging behind but still playable.

I can't remember who the other Very Hards are.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Abathur and Medivh can be worth learning. Not as hard as everyone says they are either.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Medivh is incredible if you have a team to coordinate with, or if youre a very good Medivh in general
Abathur is incredibly situation but is also okay

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Valerra if you want to stomp QM shitters.
Zeratul for an actual character.

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw KT pyroblasts you every team fight

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Just played a few AI games with a normie associate and can say one thing for sure

AI is creating bad players

How so? vs AI you can literally spank your dick in your keyboard and win the match ( specially because those retards only play on adept max )

He not only ignored completely the objectives, but only played Jaina the whole time, because ''killing stuff is more fun xd'' on his exact words

BUT, when the transition happens, and it will happen with most people, those players will come to QM/Unranked/Ranked trying to play as assassin for ''le ebim kills'' and fucking suck

The interesting point is
They will never realise they suck
They will always believe its their team fault, because in IA they would do 7/1 with Jaina, so they associate playing with that, and if the memory doesn't match, its not fault of themselves for being shit players refusing to learn to play and try different roles

Its your fault for not allowing him to play at his max potential, since he is one ''''''''assassin main''''''''''

And since vs IA you can ignore the objetive and still win they try to autistically push their own lane playing vs people too

TL;DR
AI is giving people bad habits and creating bad players

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Vikings
Used for soak, split pusing and getting objectives while your 4 man push their forts.

Medivh
Skillful and requires team coordination for portals and shields. He can steal bosses with Ley Line if done correctly.

Abathur
Sits backs and assists either teammates or split pushing. His ult can either help split pushing even more or give your team the extra body they need to capture objectives.

Try Abathur first.
Make sure they don't have a stealthie that can assasinate you.

happy_sad
happy_sad

someone make a HOTS edit of this

5mileys
5mileys

tfw got into HotS through WoW
Medivh (and to an extent KT) are some of my favorite characters in lore
I'm absolute trash at both
pls blizz add Khadgar and make him easy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

never i hope they also need to get rid of the mvp screen

StonedTime
StonedTime

i already bought valeera because she was actually somewhat interesting in try mode

i'd rather have a shit fun hero than a good boring hero desu

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

any other recs for lucio/grey/lunara spots?

askme
askme

Vikings
Potentially strong niche pick on certain maps if your team is willing to play around it.
Abathur
Nah.
Medivh
In theory, but not really.

Evilember
Evilember

Diablo is only 2k now lel

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not sure where I typed that zera was boring but ok enjoy your waifu though

Bidwell
Bidwell

I kinda wanna see mortal Tyrael being tied up and teased by Demon Auriel, teaching him about the pleasures of his new body.

SniperWish
SniperWish

LiLi announcer
Double Kill
"TWO AT OOOONCE!"

Blizzard's doing this on purpose.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

QM
Cho'Gall and Abathur on my team
a "control the satellite" map
3 bodies actually moving around
holy FUCK that was cancer

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Lads I consider myself a pretty good player. I read a lot about the game and make calls and know about composition and meta.

I mostly play UD because I like to play with a mate and TL queue times are cancer.
Thing is, my winrate is like 43%. My main hero is Malf but he's the only hero I have with a better than 50% winrate (73%).

Any advice? I'm by no means a new or bad player, it just seems like if I'm on anything but Arthas (50% WR) or Malf (73%) I'm dragging the team down.

massdebater
massdebater

Explains a lot actually

likme
likme

nowhere but that's what i deduced from playing him a bit in quick matches

Evilember
Evilember

Greymane
Valla

Lucio
Brightwing is a shittier version of Lucio with a global. Malf is a strong contender.

Lunara
You could pick up Jaina.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Seriously? That easily makes him the hero with the highest tier:price ratio

SniperGod
SniperGod

For the heroes on sale, it's only their crystal prices that are halved, right?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tfw 40 tabs of porn pics
No time to jack to all of it
What do I do?

viagrandad
viagrandad

LI MING ANNOUNCER WHEN

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

take a bullet to the head

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yea

Snarelure
Snarelure

Jack to some of it and ration the rest for later.

Flameblow
Flameblow

You just need more experience.

5mileys
5mileys

Have there been any promos with WoW like get X mount there to unlock it in hots?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Tyrande's butt!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How is Zagara?

I'm fairly new to HotS (but not the genre) and I'm fooling around with the character in Quick Match to get it to level 5 and I have yet to lose a game.
I always get 3x the amounts of Siege damage as any other player on my team and 2x the XP contribution but I almost never get involved in fights against other players, I run away on the shit on the ground that speeds me up or take refuge into the things I spawn with my ultimate to run to a different part of the map, it feels really powerful.
Am I just on a lucky streak or being matched with other new people who don't know how to deal with Zagara or that are just below my level or what?

FastChef
FastChef

there's people in this thread that paid real money for skins

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Yeah, that should go without saying.

I recall wanting to try Morales.

Murky
Cho'gall
Abathur
Me

Sky Temple, too.

Yep.

They bumped Muradin's price up to 4k the same patch. Not sure why.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

AFAIK there was just the "100 in WoD' one that gave the wolf in HotS, and the recent one to play games with a friend to get the Primal Flamesaber in WoW
also the "hit 20 and get Graves in WoW" but dunno how that works in 2.0

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I've been playing since around Samuro release, but had played previously before that.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I've had like 100 exhentai tabs open for a few months
I keep opening new ones or fapping to old stuff so I never get through it
I dream of having a clean browser

SniperWish
SniperWish

carry team
say "all me"
get insulted by the premade
get mvp

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

thanks familions

likme
likme

I ended up having to abandon firefox because I let my tab problem get way out of hand. It was sitting around 2k, last I checked.

Methnerd
Methnerd

people still pick Nova in diamond

oh my god
why
i dont deserve this

TechHater
TechHater

Just download them dude.
It's what I do, I enjoy occasionally browsing through my collection with a manager of some kind.
Don't really need to worry about hdd space unless you're poor.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

just download them man what the fuck
there's an extension that does it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

training alone only reinforces your bad habits

rip

DeathDog
DeathDog

Okay, I can give it a go after this match. Who should be the big boy?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

delet this lie tyrande is pure

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

just fuck my shit up
censored cuz bad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

once you start you never stop, have like gigabytes of this shit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

being afraid of being insulted on a chinese cartoon image board

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

please dont do bad with my waifu

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is there any good reason to have a Gaz on your team then any other specialist?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Rehgar
Drops a totem every 3 seconds

How is this balanced?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I think Raynor should be big boy whilst Valla and Zul'jin laugh at him.

Either that or make it ironic and have Arthas as big boy getting laughed at by dogshit heroes like Chen and Artanis

StonedTime
StonedTime

Whoever gets cucked in games all the time.
or maybe someone that got nerfed hard that use to be good.

Could maybe do genji to trigger OW fags but that prob doesnt work.

JunkTop
JunkTop

hes cool and playing with style is all that counts

Methnerd
Methnerd

blizzard stop giving me skins for shit waifus/females in general

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I just recently deleted a bunch too, but it builds up faster than I delete.

DeathDog
DeathDog

diablo 2 druid when

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

we must find a final solution to the Li Li question

strawpoll.me/12860756

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

eehh both are funny

eGremlin
eGremlin

KT is Russian

Nojokur
Nojokur

lili/chromie shit waifus
off urself my man

farquit
farquit

liking midgets

askme
askme

Underwhelming. She does alot of siege damage but thats it. She doesnt do much in teamfights.

The splitpushing that your doing only works in low lvl and QM. In ranked above gold teams will rotate to gank you and then 5v4 the rest of your team on the objective.

Teams below gold in ranked will also clear your creep constantly to deny you vision and movement

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Two at once

Skullbone
Skullbone

not liking when their tiny hands make your cock feel massive

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Midget proportions are God tier. Panda is furryshit but don't trash muh Gnomes and Gobbos

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Haven't done ranked or unranked
Don't really know comp lists
Say fuck it and try out ranked
I have to pick first ban

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

even in a midgets hands your cock is tiny pal

RavySnake
RavySnake

If you're unsure on the maps and you haven't go first pick, always just ban Arthas and Malf. Best healer and best tank.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

chromie is his waifu

Lunatick
Lunatick

never said it wasnt just the feeling u get

whereismyname
whereismyname

Just ask your team who you think you should ban, not that hard.

King_Martha
King_Martha

midgets are for bullying

farquit
farquit

lil cutie.

Imagine fugging her in dragon form

Evilember
Evilember

A shell of her former self, unfortunately. Basically this

Nydus split-push can have some potential if you get really good at it, but you may as well just be playing something else at that point.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

her

askme
askme

I just banned Arthas immediately because he was in the middle of the screen, I completely ignored their requests to ban Valeera since smacking her out of stealth is easy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I completely ignored their requests to ban Valeera since smacking her out of stealth is easy
You had no ban knowledge yet you were still obviously the best banner on your team because banning valeera is retarded.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I completely ignored their requests to ban Valeera

Yeah I guess depending on what league you're in maybe don't listen to your team.
You'll be fine user.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Who is best girl and why is it Li li?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No impregnate choice

In the trash it goes.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Li li is shit tier and you know it user.

I would rape li li for several days straight until she dies from exhaustion though.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Several reasons

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

wanting to date a woman who cannot raise your child

w8t4u
w8t4u

is this bad

Methshot
Methshot

strawpoll.me/12837427

honor your waifu with a vote in the official waifu poll

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

cute!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

who could be behind this post?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Letting my waifu die

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

tfw you get the green cloud and give it to stitches so he rides around on a fart

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Valla exclusive chest
Brightwing and Nova epic skins
Valla gets stupid horns and a cape
Incredible/10

Soft_member
Soft_member

"you're waifu"

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Zuljin added
He's got both arms
He doesn't do anything with all the animal spirits or elements
He's just a generic troll beserker

What a waste.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Combat Medic as Leoric

The hell?

Illusionz
Illusionz

valla has some big tits

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tumblr gif

takes2long
takes2long

what's the chromie build to go? q or w

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

lmao this newfags

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It happens all the time bruh, his w does some ridiculous self healing in long fights.

Spamalot
Spamalot

speak english

Techpill
Techpill

still no zagara
update poll already

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I understand he had 2 arms at one point but cmon his ZulAman iteration is way cooler than the WC2 version we got.

whereismyname
whereismyname

this is the cancer killing gaming

user you have furry you should do your best to cure it by killing yourself

Bidwell
Bidwell

Zagara is already Anub's waifu.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

without waifu posting this thread would get 5 replies an hour

girlDog
girlDog

S T O P
T
O
P

Methshot
Methshot

Graviton Surge is just a worse Entomb

feels bad, so many people can just walk right out of grav. I dunno if Genji can jump out but I assume he can, I know he can dash out.

Snarelure
Snarelure

It's worse for /meg/ desu but if gaming dies with waifufags so be it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Don't worry, Sylvanas fag should shitpost the other waifu fags outta dimension in a couple of hours

This should be somewhere in the sticky, if you play with bots you are cancer, same with ''assassins mains''

FastChef
FastChef

youtube.com/watch?v=8bjR5Ppf3ug

happy_sad
happy_sad

any version without the emojis?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Votes on Hammer
Ayyyy I thought I was the only one

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51420735

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

;_;

iluvmen
iluvmen

and I thought /meg/ needed it's waifufags gassed......

FastChef
FastChef

Nova, who has been in the game since launch, costs 7k

y

Bidwell
Bidwell

No Li Li
Leaving out the best waifu

Bidwell
Bidwell

one game play like retard and die constantly
next game top charts and MVP
h
e
l
p

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

She actually was reduced, though, whereas Zeratul is still 10,000 along with both Abathur and Vikings.

Illusionz
Illusionz

lost my first QM

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

New poll about maps

strawpoll.me/12869105

Bidwell
Bidwell

playing qm with my new player friends
smurf alaraks every game

end your lives

RavySnake
RavySnake

more

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

lose game >lose >feel bad about losing >cry in general chat about it >no one says I was right

TreeEater
TreeEater

I don't know if HotS is shit to watch or if it's the casters bringing it down

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

so what's the general veredict on genji? is he broken? good? bad? situational?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

He needs healing.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

thanks

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Give him heals

Skullbone
Skullbone

It's the casters. They're fucking square as hell.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Rather annoying, but has an Abathur tier win-rate.

SniperGod
SniperGod

It'd be like that one pic of the dude fucking the t-rex. I'm not going to post it because that would require downloading it onto my computer but here's the link.
nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2016/01/13/man-fucking-a-dinosaur/man-fucking-a-dinosaur-jpg/

farquit
farquit

It's ok user chan, there's always next game.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Now do husbandos.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

theres nothing to be gained from watching it anyway because most of the stuff they do requires a team and high coordination

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

yes

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Especially against a high-health opponent like Cho who doesn't try to CC Leo or get out of range.

Inmate
Inmate

That's all I've ever seen, I'm afraid.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you can't just not leave a link to the sauce

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Your self healing from w is always the same. It doesn't matter who you target.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Well it's a good thing I did then.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I just mean they're the kind who will generally stand there and take it, expecting their healer to keep them up and let you rack up high numbers.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

play a few games with artanis
think he is ok, not that much fun
learn i can use my E while im in Q
constantly picking off any squishy even remotely out of position
suddenly becomes the most fun hero in the game
im just mad i didnt learn this earlier

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw you zombie wall a toxic shitter to make him nerd rage more

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Where?
it sure as fuck isn't in the filename [spoiler ] doesn't help shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There will come a time, user, when you will have to stop worrying and learn to love the cock.

girlDog
girlDog

Yeah but who the hell else could they use if they wanted an iconic troll berserker? It was pretty much Zul'jin or bust

RavySnake
RavySnake

Our team genji is shit and dies every team fight
the enemy teams genji is playing like a god getting kill left and right

FastChef
FastChef

left out li li, zagara and brightwing when hammer gets to stay

literally disgusting

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I played against JayPL and Zaelia genji's and they stomped hard
Then you get the random pubshitter genjis who never do any damage and die to everything
Basically he's only good if the player is good

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

5 facts about Valla

1. Valla is CUTE!
2. Very strong!
3. Multiple viable builds!
4. Cute skins!

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ya know, I like pretending to be a girl on the internet as much as anyone, but at least I stop when it comes to real life.

whereismyname
whereismyname

his ZulAman iteration is way cooler than the WC2 version we got.
Wrong.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It's too late. Lena's here to stay.

Methnerd
Methnerd

What's the last fact?

DeathDog
DeathDog

as if a normal person will abandon cunts for dicks

JunkTop
JunkTop

Zuljin, Voljin, That shadowhunter from WC2 bonus campaign.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

So... lesbians are totally normal?

Soft_member
Soft_member

this is what americans look like

viagrandad
viagrandad

I won next game, this is way more fun than AI.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

women aren't people user

Flameblow
Flameblow

I can't find this link faggot tell me where the link is

Techpill
Techpill

cute skins

literally has none

Skullbone
Skullbone

Join the Veeky Forums channel if you want to play with other anons.

MPmaster
MPmaster

getting our asses royally kicked by the A.I
welp

massdebater
massdebater

dumb frogposter

Techpill
Techpill

can't follow responses to a post
I can't believe literal retards play this game

TechHater
TechHater

are you fucking retarded?

massdebater
massdebater

did you fall on your head when you were a kid?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Morales or Auriel ?
I want a fun healer

Flameblow
Flameblow

So why does Genji's dash go through walls? Him being a cyborg ninja doesnt let him phase through walls? Wasnt the whole point of his trait going over walls with a jump?

TechHater
TechHater

Is Dehaka fun to play? I like his voice and how he looks.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

archcangels in diablo dont have "physical" bodies within their armor until they take it off. This is why we find out Tyrael is actually Niggael

RavySnake
RavySnake

He's fun, but he only has one good talent build so it can get dull after awhile

DeathDog
DeathDog

Auriel is great

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's a noob gate so shitter genjis (90% of genji players) will end up on the wrong side of a wall and get shit on.
Just like crowd surfer.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Extremely fun to ambush people with.
Great self-heals
Great map mobility
Gitting gud with the tongue takes time, but once you do, it will really fuck up any comp

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

he slices through walls at a molecular level with his weeb sword and then puts them back together after he dashes through

viagrandad
viagrandad

autism grants strange abilities

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Someone should send you to Abathur to improve brain mass and complexity

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lesbian tribalistic tribadism is the purest form of platonic lewds possible.
Gay men should be purged. Gay women are totally fine. Double think is good here.
Li Li is neutral on the subject and will gladly explore new territory.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Baka, superior japanese cyborg folded 1000 times, can fit through any crevice or crack in a wall

RavySnake
RavySnake

Im just tried of having him flying through 2 walls to kill me from a screen away
Or being 1 hit from death then zipping away to places where only Falstad could reach him

viagrandad
viagrandad

accumulate like 5000 poison/burn damage
healer is afk

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

black or pink deputy valla skin?

Evilember
Evilember

shes a girl so pink

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

notice the waifufag desperate for lewds but too stupid to find them
there you massive tard

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

what's this about soaking exp?
if nobody is in a lane where a creep dies nobody gets the exp? or what?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

queue assassin
9 assassins 1 specialist
(wake me up)

takes2long
takes2long

thanks no need to be mean

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

There's every reason to be mean faggot.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yeah, exactly that

exp gather range is roughly from the towers to mid-lane, so as long as you're dancing around a few steps outside the gate, you should collect exp.

Sometimes fights or map objectives will pull people away from lanes. Sometimes you still want someone soaking exp to get your team to the next level faster. Usually people like TLV, Zag, or Xul.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

go with best girl

SniperGod
SniperGod

QM
Good team Composition

Pick one.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no need to be mean

when youre being stupid there is the link was 5 or 6 post below the picture next time try using your eyes

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

your waifu is literally a shadow

I was born a prick user live with it

iluvmen
iluvmen

besides being the superior waifu, is she actually good or what

Evilember
Evilember

He's not raiden or sam fuck off

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This dudes Li Li face is so fucking terrible.

likme
likme

he's in this thread too
he's also shitty on waifus
MAKE OC ASSHOLE PURGE THE WAIFUFAGS HERE

Techpill
Techpill

how2build odyn tychus talent ?

heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/tychus#lM5B

Illusionz
Illusionz

have some heroes over lvl 10
want to play them but I can't because they won't give me coins
forced to play shitty heroes up to lvl 5 and 10 so I can get coins to buy more characters that I want to play

This grind is shit.

farquit
farquit

I will never not report you avataring fag

happy_sad
happy_sad

12 year olds are more than capable of raising children

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

furfags
Leave scum

If I'm not making oc to shit on meg (at the moment) why would I do it for this place, I just got here
give me time

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

not transparent

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

he's spreading
NO YOU GO BACK TO /meg/ NOW CANCEROUS FUCK

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Thats bullshit though user.

All of my level 10's and above, will get 500 coins when they hit 15

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

just report and filter

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why is this furfag allowed to be here?

He's only going to bring more furfag friends with him when they think it's okay to be here

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Who is this guy anons?

takes2long
takes2long

a nobody, report and ignore

w8t4u
w8t4u

You need way more xp and therefore games to reach lvl 15 than to reach lvl 5 or 10, so I still get more coins/time playing with the other characters.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

nazebo is a weird dude.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fuck off retard.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Sounds like coward talk to me user. Seems like you need to man up and get used to grinding like any decent player out there.

WebTool
WebTool

spider is almost cute
my only problem with it are those two little nubs on its ass
like
why evolution
why

WebTool
WebTool

Nobody user don't worry :^) I'm a quality poster that is here to encourage waifu talk and have friendly dialogue with furries and lgbtbbqfags

Still butthurt about your waifus I see
I didn't even finish the job

farquit
farquit

I don't give a shit about your reddit spiel, the fact that you were a tripping name fagging avatar fagging fucking autist shitting up generals with barely related mass replies is why I am butthurt

viagrandad
viagrandad

K I N K Y
I
N
K
Y

Bidwell
Bidwell

daily reminder that ken ashcorp hasn't made a song about li li yet

youtube.com/watch?v=kzHuCDDzP-E

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Down by 15 hp and 5 levels
Still bother tying in Cursed Hallow

Literally, LITERALLY why

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

your waifu is literally a shadow

5mileys
5mileys

speak of the devil

Skullbone
Skullbone

Bridal Zagara when?
Groom Anub when?

Flameblow
Flameblow

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO NERF RAGNAROS HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Soft_member
Soft_member

u mad?

hairygrape
hairygrape

When they nerf valeera or make it so her silence doesnt affect traits

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

he doesn't know

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

who

girlDog
girlDog

I was more memeing using WC3 quotes.

likme
likme

After they nerf Zul'jin who will 1v3 you unless you have chain CC

DeathDog
DeathDog

eu starting to wake up
thread turning into trash

really gets the jimbos jimmin
time to get the fuck out of here.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Valeera is clearly the more adorable waifu.
Those adorable giggles.
Dat ass.
Dem thighs.
Dat voice.
Dose ears.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Start watching esports
Naggy woman starts trying to do loud play by play
Instinctively hit the mute button
WHO the fuck at blizzard thought this was a good idea? OW League is going to bomb if the same person is involved in these decisions.

cum2soon
cum2soon

i thought she was ok looking until the pink hair

MPmaster
MPmaster

actually dying to Zul'jin

Hows bronze treating you?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Holy fuck, why did no one tell me chrome is so fun to play

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

queue up
get a different mount/skin
uh okay
queue up
get the correct mount/skin
but portrait is the wrong color
a color I don't own

what the

ban kinky beetle every game

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Because whenever that chromie fag posts we all bully him so he doesn't post much.

Illusionz
Illusionz

ravioli ravioli
do not lewd the panda loli

farquit
farquit

Literally just walk away
Even slow him
Nobody wants to take voodoo shuffle

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You know what? Chromie needs a good lvl 20 talent.
She needs rewind.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

american education

europeans either havent went off or havent woken up yet
4:41 CET

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

hanamura
almost 150 kills between 2 teams
losing 2 - 6
suddenly take 4 forts
win
and thats why mediv is a meme in qm

Evilember
Evilember

Holy smokes does Ragnaros cause some mind games

Pushing top but ragnaros is already there and Molten core is on Cooldown so push bottom instead but ragnaros follow you to bottom so you split push top and bottom but ragnaros pops molten core so you move to top but the entire enemy team is waiting there so you get fucked

Firespawn
Firespawn

Would you eat her cookies?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

le ravioli twitter/reddit mayamay xDDD
kys

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Good taste my nigga.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

using maymay and exdees even ironically
/trash/

Skullbone
Skullbone

I dunno, the sand blast doubling is pretty neat.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I want to rub her panda belly

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Housewife Zagara wasn't something I knew I needed.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Reminder that Uther died to ghoul spam.

whereismyname
whereismyname

What's in em?

I had that problem yesterday, was really bugging me. It only happened when I changed my loadout, even if I changed it back to what it was.

Booteefool
Booteefool

posting rare zagaras past

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yes. I'd eat something else too.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Uther died to a level 4 Death Knight
Literally just spamming his 300 damage Holy Light and Divine Shield wouldve ended Arthas right then and there
This is why he isnt head chef anymore

girlDog
girlDog

Lots of love!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

he doesn't go toad build on Nazeebo

girlDog
girlDog

Yeha but is that code for hearts of those she tricked into eating her last batch?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Going toad build on one enemy frontliner

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I wonder if Zagara baby talks her zerglings.

Methnerd
Methnerd

he's a gold shitter with 300 vs ai wins

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

When's a good situation to pick Guillotine over Taz'dingo? Is it ever?

askme
askme

Melee hero eats 5 toads pointblank when Vile Infection is online and Soul Harvest is active

Playboyize
Playboyize

azmo with lazer build
with lucio on the team
we had no stuns
FUCK

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

When you feel like being close enough to get value from Taz'dingo would mean a death sentence.

The AP build is literally fine, it's just harder to use.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

finally have 14 heroes to lv5
too nervous to play ranked

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

blacklist map option when?

Playboyize
Playboyize

you think you hate it, but you don't :^)

Soft_member
Soft_member

new players automatically get into diamond so dont worry about it

Bidwell
Bidwell

Just treat it like any other mode.

Probably never.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Who do I buy next lads?

Favorite to least favorite (That I have played)
Kael > Guldan > Greymane > Zuljin > Jania > Arthas > Butcher

Thinking Ragnaros

WebTool
WebTool

nobody ever uses guillotine
just look at the high ranked builds

hairygrape
hairygrape

what bundle is the best to buy?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I like Srey
He's a cool guy

idontknow
idontknow

Depends, on a lot of things.

best value, gold wise
Assassin, but only by a little bit. I think Flex was the worst.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

whatever one has the most heroes you need or whatever role is your favorite

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hello shitty dota friends, are you ready for the QM overwatch shitter party times? I've played this game for 5 minutes and already want to blow my brains out but gotta git dat overshit loot! Who's excited about having me on their team for 15 or whatever matches?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

go with the support bundle since you were such a beta you couldn't even pick a bundle on your own

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I like to jump in and punch people in the face and cc

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw you lose to a Chromie bot in front of thousands

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tomorrow starts dva week

rip hots for a while

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yo let's say I get into another assfaggots game, what is the most cancer male dps/tank class that wasn't ripped from overwatch?

people want to fuck that thing
people want to watch that thing get fucked by another unholy hellspawn bettle thing
And i thought turians were a weird fetish

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

get the tank bundle

WebTool
WebTool

Yo let's say I get into another assfaggots game
what?
do you mean you're playing this one?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Definitely Tanks and Bruisers, then.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Are tanks good?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

She's her own takedown announcer so I guess that's somethin'.

FastChef
FastChef

Ignoring that just tell me the most cancerous male non support character
I want to hurt people

happy_sad
happy_sad

what do you mean good? they are essential in a nice comp if that's what you're asking

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

there are no MOBAs or MOBAlikes out there where tanks aren't overstatted, overpowered bullshit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

They're not just good, they're necessary
A team without tank just get assraped, hell pro-team just pick two these days

SniperGod
SniperGod

What counters Sgt. Hammer? She stomps a lot of the games I see her in, especially cursed hollow where she shoots whoevers trying to capture the tribute

RavySnake
RavySnake

Cancerous as in annoying or just blatantly OP?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Cassisa
Chromie
Valeera
Nazeebo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

SUCC

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

yes, at least 1 is a necessity in any team comp

Emberburn
Emberburn

li meme

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

when the enemy team is blind heavy or has a big range advantage

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Blatantly op, to the point where a literal newb that buys the game wouldn't have a single problem with it and could still shit on other players, provided he learns how to play as it

Soft_member
Soft_member

her skins suck

Lunatick
Lunatick

Varian

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ragnaros is pretty OP but they will probably nerf him soon

massdebater
massdebater

shitting on Anub'agara
thinks turians are werid
Leave the internet

Emberburn
Emberburn

why is this thing on blizzards site looks like some shitty fan art

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

buying
a f2p game

TechHater
TechHater

genji

girlDog
girlDog

Jaina or Tyrande?
I have free one to choice, already picked my tank bundle

askme
askme

your mom

massdebater
massdebater

holy shit Yzma confirmed for hots

hairygrape
hairygrape

Butcher

WebTool
WebTool

Jaina, tyrande is pretty meh

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tyrande

King_Martha
King_Martha

she gets banned out in korea because they don't want to deal with her

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw I see a butcher on the enemy team in a qm
At least I'm only wasting like 20 minutes instead of 30-40 in lol.

Skullbone
Skullbone

f2p
a thing
user don't lie to me, I will be paying one way or another

Will keep these in mind

Probably with this one too

they came up with a tumblr name for it
DIE SHIPPING SCUM

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

"""""""""""girl""""""""""

Snarelure
Snarelure

enemy team has a butcher
rapes my whole team
pick him next game
i get raped

what am i doing wrong? this always seems to happen to me

JunkTop
JunkTop

this doesnt make me want to download the game blizz

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

that voice hahahahaha

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

sylv a cutie

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Pocket healer.

If your team knows how to play with a Butcher (IE. follow him around everywhere and get free kills) then you'll win.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

nova appears
q + r
kills me from 100% health
i hate this bitch

cum2soon
cum2soon

Rotten Pussy

SniperGod
SniperGod

Holy shit this. I think I've only won 2 games on warhead junction. I fucking hate that map.

SniperWish
SniperWish

butcher
op
why are you baiting the lad

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Accept that you're a melee creep with a stun until finishing your 125 meat quest. Just live and farm it out.

don't be the first in
pay attention to enemy CC
learn when to hold W
Q is an auto reset

Christ, that's horrifying.

RumChicken
RumChicken

fucking kek

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

they should just use this image on their site instead

Inmate
Inmate

hyped from watching dota major

turn on comp hots

they are interviewing disgusting tranny

go play hots

"featured streamer"

even more disgusting tranny

great game blizzdrones

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I like how the most accurate thing about the Genji trailer is that he does 0 damage to Diablo.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Tyrande?

Evilember
Evilember

you can literally see the shirukens bounce off Diablo

was that trailer supposed to make people want to play genji?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why is Brightwing so based?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hyped from watching dota major

haha faggot

cum2soon
cum2soon

Ults Diablo
nothing

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

queue as assassin
5 assassins
queue as tank
3 tanks
dude just go wait 10 minutes in something other than qm

idontknow
idontknow

I was honestly confused by that trailer.
It made genji look like trash

throws shurikens
*chink*

Yeah you're doin a whole lot there genji thanks.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Her pussy is more dead then your sex life user

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

as long as it is pussy, it's more than I've got right now

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Varian should also only be off tank
Wut.....

Spamalot
Spamalot

diablo destroys buildings while requiring a 2v1 to slightly hinder him

accurate

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Where do we start?

Dear Tyrande fags, get fucked, your waifu is a manipulative slut who uses and cucks Illidan even tho he did nothing wrong, you people taste is so shitty its not even funny anymore

Jaina fags, you are the cucklords, liking a fat blonde girl just because you had mommy issues, you must have fendom preferences since you are a passive betacuck, I could say anything about you and would turn out to be true

Chromie, she is a fucking midget, case closed

Nova, generic blondie coal burner, shit taste

Lunara, Morales, Cassia, Sonya, Hammer literal filler lmao

Zarya, you basically want dick so badly but still trying to pose as a straight male, there is no more humiliation in wanting a woman who is more of man than you are

Li Ming is an arrogant slut, have fun tasting a already used pussy who doesn't care about you

Kerrigan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Valeera = turbo slut, can't even think of anything worst than that, she is basically Tyrande + Jaina combined, have fun cucking yourself everynight

Do you want to put your dick in a little girl? or in a animal? how about both? Li Li fags >>>/gaschamber/

Overshit and else, you are so lowtier you don't even deserve to be mentioned

Valla is decent

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

6 minute stack off tlv and nova
thanks match maker

Playboyize
Playboyize

and your bitch was probably raped by hordes of undead before arthas slid his frostmourne in your lifeless pussy, shut the fuck up you necrophiliac faggot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Playing meat man against a bad Vikings/Murky is the best.

I wish Abattoir was baseline, though.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Tfw I literally played this all day and I hate MOBAs

What is happening to me

Bidwell
Bidwell

MECHA TASSADAR - ONLINE

Snarelure
Snarelure

your playing the only fun MOBA friend, welcome

Flameblow
Flameblow

That isn't a picture of frands

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Is that supposed to be twitch and warwick? I havn't played league in years. I left for smite after about two years then left that for this.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I MIGHT BE LATE BUT STILL:
DAILY REMINDER FAGGOTS:

AKAMA
LADY VASHJ
MEKKATORQUE
MAIEV
HOGGER
VELEN
LEI SHEN
GROM
CAIRNE
MALYGOS
KEL'THUZAD
DEATHWING
GARROSH
TARAN ZHU
TIRION
GARITHOS
AZSHARA
AYSA
VARIMATHRAS
MAL'GANIS
CENARIUS
MANNOROTH
JI FIREPAW
ARCHIMONDE
ALLERIA
ANDUIN

MENGSK
TOSH
ULREZAJ
KARAX
FENIX
VORAZUN
SELENDIS
ROHANA
STUKOV
SWANN
WARFIELD/FIREBAT
OVERMIND
REIGEL
MATT HORNER
PRINCE VALERIAN
TALANDAR

AIDAN
D1 SORCERER
D2 DRUID
D2 PALADIN
D2 ASSASSIN
BAAL
MEPHISTO
COW KING
CYDAEA
ENCHANTRESS
SCOUNDREL
MALTHAEL
TEMPLAR
DIABLO 1 ROGUE
HELLFIRE BARB
BELIAL
DECKARD CAIN
TATHAMET
IMPERIUS

SARLAC
TOMATOR
FANG
SCORCH
KYLE VLAROS (BLACKTHORNE)
SNAKE SANDERS (ROCKnROLL)
SUPERMAN

FUCK OVERWATCH Honestly though wouldn't mind Junkrat, Ana, Winston or Reinhardt BUT THAT'S IT!

farquit
farquit

because it ditch away farming, lasthit, and denny ?

Emberfire
Emberfire

he didn't talked shit about Auriel

JunkTop
JunkTop

JESUS FUCK MEPHISTO WHEN

Snarelure
Snarelure

forgetting to shit on auriel
not shitting on the rotten cunt that sylvanas has
not mentioning she is arthas' sloppy seconds
I'm all for shitting on waifus but I shit on all of them not just one
Your waifu is just like your gf
she's made up of air

Flameblow
Flameblow

Maybe.

I think new Warwick is pretty great.

Hey, it's more to look forward to.

WebTool
WebTool

abattoir baseline
flail axe gets moved to 1
we can only dream
managed to get 80 extra stacks before it ended

girlDog
girlDog

Demon Hunter is hot as hell.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Wrandiun is the crack pairing Warcraft deserves.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Surprised Johanna is that high

w8t4u
w8t4u

This is unironcally my ship he is the president and she is the first lady

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Valla

5mileys
5mileys

All talk when

cum2soon
cum2soon

unironically using the term ship
>>>/tumblr/

Techpill
Techpill

try to play Gul'Dan
Enemy team is butcher, zarya, azmo, brightwing, Kael'Thas
any time I try and drain life it's an immediate signal for butcher to come fuck me
health pools are so high and my range is so short I feel like I can't do anything

I dunno if I'm just shit at Gul'Dan or that's just a tough situation for him. We had Murky, Rag, Lucio, and Valeera

RavySnake
RavySnake

Fuck off Every president needs a first lady

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Ok so I'm trying this game and having fun with abathur, but every so often the game will discount and be stuck at a "attempting to reconnect" screen no matter how long I wait. Forcing me to Force close the game to rejoin since the game won't let me quit to the dam menu without abandoning this game. Played dota for a bit and never had this problem nor with other online games. How do I if I can fix this shit?

DeathDog
DeathDog

suit filled with cum

thanks a lot user

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Was it just a visual overhaul? His old kit was so... Basic.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

still not Naisha

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Scoundrel

I do like the idea of a DoT Poison focused character but Enchantress is just dude cc lmao the character and Templar is just a shitty Johanna with heals instead of Peels

Emberfire
Emberfire

Rag and Thrall are good melee bruisers

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Complete overhaul, visual, voices, spells
He's pretty fun now

askme
askme

literally who

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Akama
Anduin
Only two worth while

FastChef
FastChef

Any time man.

w8t4u
w8t4u

No, it was a complete VGU. Basically a fresh champion, and for the better. He's everything old Warwick was and more.

who

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Sylvanas
Literally the only girl who will always have a stinky cold vagina
Thinking she is over anyone, even Zagara

Well I guess if ya a necrophile it works out

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Implying thats a problem

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Cassia and Sonya
Filler
I'll fucking fight you mate

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is he a killing machine, tho?

cum2soon
cum2soon

post more or give links

likme
likme

not mentioning she is arthas' sloppy seconds
Oh shit we have a new contender

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

superman

Am I seeing this right?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Dey got weed in em?

Nojokur
Nojokur

here's a link
google.com

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's an old meme.

Hopefully.

Yeah.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw all these waifulets have going for their side is ''muh Sylvanas is a corpse''
Arthas killed/tortured her, this means he used her

Waifulets, when will they ever learn?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Can manlets please just die already
I get it you have to climb a woman to fuck her but getting a midget fetish because you want to be the tall person in the relationship when your 5'11 isn't gonna work out

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

REMINDER
you will literally pull out sylvanas' rotten pussy out with your dick if you try to fuck her

SniperGod
SniperGod

i like this meme, i'm stealing it

Methnerd
Methnerd

lmfao u better believe he ruined that blood elf pussy, and currently in legion she's getting BLIGHTED as we speak, enjoy your cold lifeless used pussy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Fuck yes. I played a fuckton of games with a friend today, got the nexus challenge done, did the brawl and ended up unlocking Genji from my brawl lootbox.

I used two rerolls on that box, but still, Genji! Whoo. Only 7 heroes left that I don't have.

Booteefool
Booteefool

waifufags that want midgets are faggots that need to be hung on the dotr
thus arthas never raped sylvanas and it's ok to waifufag her
He sodomized her corpse with frostmourne
mfw he zombified her and did it again
mfw this waifufag wants her rotting messed up cunt

Snarelure
Snarelure

I don't care if she sucks I'm going to keep playing her

Skullbone
Skullbone

Implying delicious, living, peach Elf is a turbo slut.
Not Sylvanas "Canonically Fucks Humans" Windrunner.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What the fuck you guys? I thought you said the brawl sucks this week.

I just played it and it was super fucking fun.

WebTool
WebTool

t. tracer main

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

what is the best way to build alarak ? discord strike path or lightning path ?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I find furries less disgusting than you plebs arguing about who's pixel waifu is superior.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

not realizing I'm attacking all waifufags
defending furfags
Go back to prison for fucking your underage dog furfag

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Which is Sonya's best ult?

Used to take the dive 100% of the time, but the bot picked the buff last match I got dc and its pretty good too

Sonya experts please help

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Die furfag

Supergrass
Supergrass

buff

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Not having a pixel waifu.
You a fag, son?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It depends. A single leap can end a fight, for better or worse.

Whereas Wrath can be a little more flexible, allowing you to siege, solo boss, etc.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

leap if you're bad
buff if ur gud

Skullbone
Skullbone

happy for you user

FastChef
FastChef

AH ANOTHER SYLVANAS FAN
GOOD TO SEE SOMEONE WITH SIMILAR TASTE, BROTHER.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Defends himself saying I don't realize he's playing devils advocate
Proceeds to attack me, not realizing I'm doing the same.

Really gets the old noggin' joggin'

Having a pixel waifu is one thing, but...
Wanting to fuck an elf
Literal dumpster fire.

WebTool
WebTool

Le nice blog
Just kidding, well done user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Not wanting to fuck an Elf.
Not wanting an eternally young, spunky, loving girl with a perfect curvy, plump body.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

meme

Evilember
Evilember

Elves are the best faggot

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's alright user, the shitters and waifu fags will leave once the overwatch meme is over.
Just wait a month.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Genderbend skins for Diablo heros when

Methnerd
Methnerd

Not wanting to fuck an Elf.

Waifufag here: I've been here since Alpha.

Emberburn
Emberburn

hanamura
capture point in overwatch
payload in hots
blizzard?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

HYUUUUGEEEKEEEHHH
Dies

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

pls resbond i like the highlord but suck at using him

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

When is D.Va hitting PTR? OP states may 2nd and so did a friend I played with, but there seem to be no source for that

eGremlin
eGremlin

hopefully never blizz needs to realize their mistake of adding overwatch character to heroes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

can someone help me find Tychus' line where he says "even like this you still can't beat me"?
rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/pages/hero_pages/Tychus - Infested.html

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm so bad at the Hanamura meme. Whenver i go do something else that doesn't involve payloads the team loses and that's boring af senpai

eGremlin
eGremlin

Diablo literally just got his transsexual Diablo 3 skin.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm sorry that Overwatch was released now instead in your happy childhood; it's still a Blizzard game
I'm not sorry

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

RevengeEnd01 near the end

Snarelure
Snarelure

When will they rework hanamura so it's not complete shit?

Firespawn
Firespawn

source is just trust us you fucking cutie

Flameblow
Flameblow

Im a scrub and I take Leap to reach the backline and slam bitches to death, take it when the enemy has too many squishies and you dont get kited around and take the buff in the opposite situation, when your facing 3 or more melee and use it as a counter-engage.

I prefer leap.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

its a sitstill do nothing abathur complains about the team not pushing on Hanamura episode

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

abathur
hanamura

never lucky

DeathDog
DeathDog

Love Sylvanas
Have the christmas skin with awful boots
Master Sylvanas skin barely shows the side of the but

Love Valeera
Normal skins show the legs at least
Love the Master Valeera skin
All covered

Fucking turbo whore Tyrande almost shows her pussy
Most useless and filthy elf having the best skins

FUCK
THIS
GAY
EARTH

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw better with genji on hots than ow.
feels bad lads. i hope we get hanzo now.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Lost like 7 games in a row.

Guess today wasn't my day.

Evilember
Evilember

To be fair, if you were playing on hard difficulty, killing him takes a shit ton of time and like 40 fucking ghouls

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Mystery hero is a QT.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I had 4 losses followed by 1 win, followed by 3 losses, 1 win, 4 more losses.

Matchmaking has been horrid since 2.0, and this weekend has especially been fucking HORRIBLE.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want to have children with chromie.

farquit
farquit

is there ANYTHING in the world more bitchmoded than a bad player whispering you postgame to get that last word in?
abathur
on fucking hanamura
WHO TAKES THE ZERG ULT

Emberfire
Emberfire

If they have to add Overwatch characters add interesting ones like Ana or Sombra

Hanzo is just another Ranged DPS which this game does not need

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST

farquit
farquit

I will literally quit this fucking game if they add hanzo before Kel'thuzad

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hanzo is my OW main, it's why I want him, but I agree, they should add interesting ones. But thanks to OW literally being the same game as HoTS, they could add any of them with ease. Lucio, Tracer, Zarya, and Genji are all loads of fun to play in both titles.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

get over it already

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

old gods when blizzard

takes2long
takes2long

t.DietFried

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

enemy team sees your usernames before game starts
they target ban one of the people who didn't lock first

Methshot
Methshot

Is there anything worse than fucking Abathur pickers? I'd rather have that dude who plays Vikings and is semi-successful on soakin xp

Firespawn
Firespawn

ana
skill shot heals
might be neat

Flameblow
Flameblow

Fucking turbo whore Tyrande almost shows her pussy
which skin?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What?

takes2long
takes2long

tfw me and bitezedusto are the same level both account and hero wise for that specific hero.

this is just a tad bit strange, didnt thhink people liked best man.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Maining Hanzo
Seriously kill yourself. Maining is next level retardation that limits your potential by so much.

That being said, Hanzo sounds like he'd be an interesting hero to play in Heroes. But as interesting as it sounds, I really don't want him anywhere near heroes for at least a few other big name heroes to get added first. To dilute the ranged assassin majority a bit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

seeing the names of those you're drafting against
I can't say that I'm a fan of this.

At this point there's no way he won't be a disappointment. Fingers crossed, though.

Tychus? Heavily nerfed, I thought.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I had worse matches

Now I just had the most bullshit thing happen

a 5man premade from people I added through my qm games, nothing coordinated, but everybody played around everybody, and listened to the calls

a game on temple, they keep leaving me as Li Ming alone on top to teamfight on boss, I keep pinging but nobody listen anymore, gazlow goes full autism and starts taking a merc mid-objetive ( again pinging for objetive ) then they all start losing the objetives/teamfights because I am not there obviously and we lose our streak

Then 2 people ragequit after I ask wtf is going on

This game is nice, but the playerbase is really really really really really dumb

Playboyize
Playboyize

Are Nova really a meme ? i bought the assassin bundle and pull spectre skin from box

So i decide try her in vs ai game, dispatching enemies seems really hard compared to other stealth assassin like Zeratul and Valeera, she also lack any form of disengage and cc.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

btw, I was not soloing top lane, I was doing temple

Just take a break if the tilt gets out control, not worth getting mad over these niggers

happy_sad
happy_sad

Auriel with a sniper rifle and a built in AoE heal that blocks healing on enemies

Her kit is too insanely powerful to translate to heroes.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Mhm.

I really do think she could use another rework. Last one didn't quite hit the mark.

Soft_member
Soft_member

theres just something else about being a cunt when you don't have the skill to back it up

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

She can do a lot of burst at level 20 with rewind if you can do W-Q-W-rewind-Q-W-W in like 2 seconds without missing a snipe. Oh and you probably want to throw the ulti in at some point if your enemy has enough health to live through all that

Snarelure
Snarelure

literally came back to the game right after the overshit even started
really gets me askin....

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

TIME TO DECIDE YOU MASSIVE TURBOFAGS AND DICKSUCKER KEKS.

strawpoll.me/12869897
strawpoll.me/12869897
strawpoll.me/12869897
strawpoll.me/12869897
strawpoll.me/12869897

iluvmen
iluvmen

Biotic gernade would just be a heal, no anti heal, its not like they haven't tweaked abilities to fit the game before.

That being said which OW character would work as a Specialist, Torbjorn?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ARMOK FUCKING WHEN?

Emberfire
Emberfire

No clear
No cc
Easily bent over and fucked when caught
Miss snipe shot and you're useless
Can't even 1shot people like the old days
Some people sperg out when you pick her

However if there's one thing she excels at is owning fags in QM however the weaknesses are still kinda present.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

the black and yellow demon hunter one you fucking idiot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ye she is shit, avoid her like the plague

the only thing going on for her is
so fun stealth and snipe noobs xdd

Methnerd
Methnerd

If tychus has been nerfed, then im gonna have to call bullshit.

The only hero i have any real problem against, is valeera if she manages to get her shitty silence off, because it stops tychus from being able to use his minigun trait to put her bitch ass back in the gutter where she belongs

Skullbone
Skullbone

The Demon Hunter has her feet and tummy showing, though. And those sexy little toe-claws...

FastChef
FastChef

So, what happens after you reach level 10 with a hero? Do you still get chests and such?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Of course you silly little cutie

idontknow
idontknow

Biotic grenade without the anti-heal makes her underwhelming though. She's not an easy one to add for sure.

Junkrat would probably be the first choice for specialist. Maybe even a multiclass specialist/assassin. I don't see Torb added for a while since he's just another turret builder, which we just got one of.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Every level gives you a chest.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why the fuck does anyone care if I AFK in quick play?

It's just quick play bro
It's just quick play bruh
It's just quick play m8
It's just quick play dude
It's just quick play senpai
It's just quick play cunt
It's just quick play nigga

MPmaster
MPmaster

gas yourself footfag

SniperGod
SniperGod

You fucking shitters with awful and disgusting taste detected.

Only master blue-black and normal red are the best, the other are generic pieces of shit, just like you.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

She looks like a fucking druid
Dropped

we need decent skins for Guldan, Sylv and Valeera

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Idk maybe i'm not yet comfortable with her but zeratul and valeera seems have better damage, survivability, mobility and hard cc

girlDog
girlDog

Oh, weird. I thought that would be the end because in your profile, it mentions about X (being your level)/10 and it made me think that level 10 was the limit for free chests. Thank you.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

off yourself nigger

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

2017 and the only skins for Sylv and Guldan are pre-cuse and wtf were those retards thinking

Playboyize
Playboyize

that guy that does nothing but insult his teammates and call them retards who need to kill themselves
doesn't even try to correct people on what they're doing wrong, just dies and says "lol retards bot"
does shit like try and fight a boss without communicating to the team at all so essentially winds up 1v1ing it

why do people do this. This was qm too, so it's not like it fucking mattered.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Love Goddess wears no panties.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

still no lich queen sylv

DeathDog
DeathDog

Why do you go afk in quick play? You're not one of those people who tilts 5 min into the game right?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

gimmie tips on Gul'Dan /hotsg/, I'm really struggling with him a lot of matches, especially when the other team has a bunch of tanky dudes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Prioritize picking him in Braxis Holdout.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Blue Master skin
The contrast between the blue armor and red hair ingame makes it a Tier 1 skin easily, not to mention the clean gold trim to the armor allowing you to use the golden nexus charger without it mismatching

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Tyrande really is the best

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

damn those ETC buffs might have been too much

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Out of all the badass warlock sets available they gave gul'dan, it was the fucking firelands one.

WHAT THE FUCK

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

started trying to get a friend who hates mobas into hots

first match goes ok second match tryhard autist spends the entire game berating my friend

this is why mobafags are a laughing stock honestly.

girlDog
girlDog

Gonna duo with a buddy.
Which characters work best with:
Hammer?
Sonya?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

More like why your friend is cancer

Just get good, play to win, learn with your mistakes and from better people

Your ancestors had to fight wars and creatures with their bare hands just to survive, if you can't learn how to play a fucking videogame because you feelings got hurt then kill yourself

viagrandad
viagrandad

I like butcher with hammer, but that was months ago last time i tried it. I imagine it still works ok though.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hammer
Morales can make for a hilarious duo. Just go take structures until the entire enemy team rotates to stop you.

Sonya
Similar. Play with something supporty. Rehgar, Medivh, Tassadar, Auriel, etc.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Does Arthas use any Blood Death Knight skills? I could only detect unholy and frost so far

Spamalot
Spamalot

Not loving every part of your waifu's body.
Clean and sexy feet are the best feet. And Valeera has those down.

girlDog
girlDog

Aside skin discounts, are gems used for anything else? I honestly just feel like buying 13 loot chests for 1,1k.

Skullbone
Skullbone

only rune tap. thats it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

If a character gets nerfed do they refund your gold at all if you recently bought them? Or let you like, unbuy the hero I guess?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

No Sailor Moon skin for best girl

Inmate
Inmate

user...

Evilember
Evilember

NONE OF THE ABOVE, LITERALLY NO OTHER MOBA DOES THIS

Flameblow
Flameblow

Looking at his talents? Rune Tap. Maybe one of the Death Coil ones.

No, all purchases are final. Free rotation in addition to Try Mode, etc. Be more careful next time.

skin sales
stims
boxes
That's about it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

triple kill as samuro

Methnerd
Methnerd

abathur players hsould be permabanned from qp

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You think they could implement bone shields? Or is it too similiar to Xuls bone shield? I mean the warcraft one has a different mechanic

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No "I hate you, I hate you ALL" voiceline for Zul'jin
Why even live

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Death Coil is basically Death Strike, IIRC it only ever healed the caster in WC3

Tbh the should rework Arthas into a more classic DK so they can divvy their skills out better to other heroes

I want to smash fuckers with Obliterate

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

WE GONNA BURY YOU HERE

girlDog
girlDog

Guys GUYS
Are there some skins that aren't available anymore?
I saw some skull abathur skin once, aswell as a scarecrow Xul, but I can't find them anywhere in the collection unlocks

happy_sad
happy_sad

QM
Enemy team gets Zarya and Varian
We get no warriors

What the fuck is going on? Can Blizzard fix this garbage?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Holiday specific.

If it's gonna be anything like overwatch, expect specific loot boxes during the holiday related.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

those along with bikini stitches and a few others are gone.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Death Coil is unholy as far as I know

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Play warrior you dumbcunt

farquit
farquit

What the fuck, actual Sgt Hammer fan art?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yeah, seasonal skins. Don't worry, they'll be back.

More than a few missed opportunities when it comes to voice lines.

blood
Whoops, yep. I can't even remember the current RP dump for Blood.

Having a bad Rune Strike bind gave me shooting pain in my hand. Friendly reminder to take care of your hands/wrists

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

His trait is pretty much an obliterate

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The voicelines where the most underwhelming thing. 5 lines? And on some characters it's literally just recycling an existing line? In the game where the characters speak less than all the other mobas.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I bought the 13 loot boxes. It was pretty worth even though I'm aiming for Prime Evil Diablo.

Zeratul announcer pack
Armored War Steed mount
Space Lord's Starbreaker mount
Sinlord Azmodan skin
Pirate Queen Cassia skin
Pack Leader Dehaka skin
Cataclysmic Succubus Kerrigan skin (I got a shit ton of Kerrigan skins jesus christ loot boxes)
Warden Tyrande skin
a couple banners/emojis, animated sprays, etc

iluvmen
iluvmen

consistently getting highest xp and damage contributions on my team
losing every game
i dont know what im doing wrong

Nojokur
Nojokur

new hero comes out
only thirty voice lines/interactions

Hey, nice.

Potentially playing for KDA, or not being present at objectives(including structures, bosses, etc) enough. It's hard to say without more info, though.

MPmaster
MPmaster

nice user. Did you get the brightwing ahegao emoji though?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why would she get a sailormoon skin? She's a depressed goth girl, she would get a skin like this

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

first moba am sorry
next time

I haven't bought anyone yet, I was thinking about rag or probius but I heard they're potentially getting nerfed

King_Martha
King_Martha

Nah, but I got Probius' Emoji Pack 1.

Evilember
Evilember

Has there been any word on reworking stealth in this game?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Abathur is the only player on our team to get a medal (or whatever you call it in this game)
it's for no deaths

epic

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nothing wrong with it why would they rework it?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Timing objectives?

Or maybe you're playing a meme shit hero like Abathur and think you're hot shit like all the other Abathurs who look at their stats.

askme
askme

Not gonna lie, that's a pretty cool bird.

'Gotcha. Understandable, but Ragnaros has been good since release and has only gotten nerfs, unless I'm mistaken. Probius has an absurdly high win rate, so that's also something to keep in mind.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The whole point of a skin is to give a new look to a character user

Why do you think all Tyrande skins just force them into best girl?

idontknow
idontknow

No legendary in past 20 loot boxes

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

When will the 2.0 depression end? I want out already.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nothing wrong with it
So cleary seeing enemy but being unable to attack him because he's "invisible" is ok?

eGremlin
eGremlin

just got 2 in one loot box
both were shit

oh well maybe next time

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The appeal of sylvanas is her goth look, that's why her winter skin is more like something from a nightmare before christmas. They want to keep that theme, maybe emo cheerleader sylvanas

Techpill
Techpill

do daily quests
level up
open chest
LEGENDARY
butcher skin
Damn it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

name 3 classes that cant break stealth

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Does someone have a gif or webm of how the stealth shimmer looks? I seriously can't recognize it and I'm tired of getting ganked by Valeera

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

They want to keep that look
One of her skins is literally pre-curse where she looks more lively than ever

They may wanna keep her gothic personality, but she can look colorful

Snarelure
Snarelure

Night elf Sylvanas WHEN!?

girlDog
girlDog

Which heroes make others go from living to dead real fast with ease?

askme
askme

do daily quests
I wish I could do daily quests
tfw forever 0/3

Playboyize
Playboyize

samuro
tracer
d.va

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Shitvanas

You are the Jinx/Juri players of HotS, only absolute betas like "LE CUHRAZY GURL! XD"

StonedTime
StonedTime

d.vas speed boost will also knock others away and deal damage

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Kel'Thuzad

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Vikings
Samuro
Tracer

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

that's just her pre-curse look, not a theme they try to keep for the character when making skins. they will most likely never give her a sailormoon skin, if anyone got a sailormoon skin it would be tyrande because of sailor elune, sylvanas would get more gothic themed skins outside of her pre-curse look because that is the entire appeal of her character

Supergrass
Supergrass

lili

happy_sad
happy_sad

Is there not a way to talk to the other team in this game?

Playboyize
Playboyize

When the waifulet goes full damage control

Snarelure
Snarelure

have a big giveaway to bring in new players
have a but that apparently only affects new players that stops them from doing dailies
Bravo blizzard.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Mortician Sylvanas

Nah, they use to let you see it when people said gg at the end of the game on the other team but reddit complained and said that was too toxic

Illusionz
Illusionz

CATWOMAN SYLVANAS

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No, because we might be passive-aggressively antagonistic/toxic.

We can whisper whatever shit we want post-game, though. :33

idontknow
idontknow

NEW THREAD
veekyforums.com/thread/175546501/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175546501/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175546501/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/175546501/video-games
Coming early just like you

Playboyize
Playboyize

every daily ever: play 3 games versus bots
300 gold
THREE GAMES

Firespawn
Firespawn

open regular loot box
legendary ohhh
its azure nimbus cloud

are there any worse legendary mount ?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

first match as genji
perma laser form li ming
lvl 20 deflect hits all targets
delete enemy team 3 times in a row

quick match will never learn will they

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

she is a fucking midget
Yes, and?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Playing Genji
You deserve every shitter you get

RumChicken
RumChicken

Implying anyone learns to fight an actual Genji in QM and not just retard Genjis.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Mods asleep post lewds!

FastChef
FastChef

why is this guy so BASED

Skullbone
Skullbone

When your Gul'dan picks Dark Bargain then goes 1/9

likme
likme

No, it healed undead allies as well. All of the WC3's DK skills were evil versions of paladin skills.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

When does free rotation change?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

3rd of May

Nojokur
Nojokur

Dammit, I thought it was earlier, I'm bored of this week's characters already.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Eh, Butchers pretty fun.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

If any of you played Dota at a high level you would understand what makes a map good.

m8 even bronzies hate hanamura, you don't have to flaunt it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

He's a King not a President

DeathDog
DeathDog

Can someone redpill me on Gul-Modan? I tried him yesterday but I didn't know what I was doing and I couldn't seem to do any kind of damage to anyone.

Luckily the rest of my team were idiots as well so that took the emphasis off me, but still.

WebTool
WebTool

Wait. It's just Gul-Dan, isn't it? I got confused with that one Azmo skin.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If you're new always pick Improved Life Tap to remove your mana problems.
Always pick Hunger for Power if your team doesn't have a healer, it's 15% free damage.
Q with moderation when laning, spam it in teamfights.
Don't throw E at random, take time to aim it.
Use W to not die but watch out if th enemy has lots of CC.
Horrify is borderline OP, Rain of Destruction is shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Rain of Destruction is shit

I *was* wondering why calling down a rain of green meteors from the heavens themselves did no fucking damage whatsoever.